Classifieds
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The Classifieds are for advertising your services to the community at large, not for one-off trades. Those use the Trading_Post. Please sign and timestamp your advertisements so that other people know who to contact, and how up to date your offer is.
If you like the examples, use them! Well, except for RupertGiles006, that was entirely spurious.
Aside from personals, if your classified goes unanswered/undated for a month, it can be subject to deletion.
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Help Wanted
Snake Research and the Blue flowers quest
I am currently doing the blue flowers quest and am looking for someone who was perhaps thinking of doing snake research who would like to be repeatedly cured of poison and healed, (Or anyone else who has a level or two of poison that needs curing)... Palantir me or post on the wiki if you can help. ford_prefect 23:01, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Need Hunting Partner
I'm looking for someone to hunt Triffids/Crocodiles with me. I'll hunt the rocs. Offering 1:1 exchange on scales and 1:2 exchange on triffid stings. Negotiable, of course. Poleris 16:49, 21 May 2007 (BST)
Smelly Pete Theory
As my theory about Harvey Farm was confirmed (tis based on creation date), I would like to crack Smelly Pete/Dirty Cedric too I need you to have your info set to public If you can help please fill in my User Talk page with your username, and the name of your Smelly Pete, thanks --Duke angelsk MD 09:37, 24 April 2007 (BST)
Earth Player looking for Water and Air players to form a knitting team
Planning on turning my collection of fleece into winter gear, and I'm looking to find like-minded players who are interested in doing this on a semi-regular basis, especially at parties. We can pool our fleece together too - I currently have 245 fleece. PAYG Corellis. -- 16:51, 30 March 2007 (+0800 GMT)
Looking for a Good Bite
Fresh tasty human seeks wolf for moonlight biteing around 2am game time so i can howl at the moon too. Treats negotiable PAYG Ragna. -- 15:16, 12 June 2008 (-5 GMT)
- You don't become a werewolf by having someone bite you. They need to bite and infect a monster and then you need to be hit by that monster in honorable combat. I don't suppose you used to play Urban Dead as Ragnarover, eh? If so, hello. --Ade 22:53, 12 June 2008 (BST)
- nope, didn't play urban dead, sounds like a cool game. Still willing to offer a bounty for someone to turn a monster around 2am game time for me. --Ragna 03:44, 17 June 2008 (BST)
Services Available
Cucumber Sandwiches Available
I'm the original Cucumber Sandwich man, back in business and available to make sandwiches singly or in bulk for anyone who needs them. Standard sandwich price is 8000, but I do offer bulk discounts.
I also buy wheat, cucumbers, bread, and salad dressing in any stage of production. Billz8 01:05, 28 July 2008 (BST)
Sorcerer Macksting
Offering Services as a Magician. At this time, specializing in Bull Whips bound to Rocky Horrors, as well as Spirit Catchers, which allow one to make his own fortune in this regard. Also travel in Eye Pods. Palantir or PM macksting if you would like his magical services!
S. Mackie 20:54, 24 December 2007 (GMT)
Master Armourer Aeroman
I'm a struggling master armourer, trying to make ends meet while avoiding the assassins of certain large guilds.
As such, I've set up a page for custom orders of armour, weapons, guild bits and so on. Please take a menu, my number is on the bottom. My Shoppe page.
Status: Currently have AP spare! Order now!
Performance Artist for Hire
Want to make your party extra special? Got an occasion worth celebrating a little differently? Want to tell the one you love you love them?
Say it with Schnorrer.
Resume
- Public Street Performances
- Fire City "It's not yours, it's mime"
- Earth City "Fingermouse - the musical"
- Windy City "It's a mimefield out there"
- Water City "Smile, you're on candid camera"
- Pick of My Private Party Performances
- GEEK WEEK "Beam me up 7of9: I Love Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
- The Party of The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel "Wet Wet Wet Live - The Tribute"
- Sert's Private Party#1 "My silent vigil - Statue of a colonial hydroid"
- Dead Mans Party A.K.A. 4th of July Soiree "It couldn't happen to a nicer Crocodile Hunter."
Palantir me to set up a gig at your event. Payment in hard cash or items such as: Disguise Kits, Wands of Illusion, Wands of Convincing Illusion, Snowballs, Giant Snowballs, White Sheets etc. Schnorrer 08:42, 30 May 2007 (BST)
Smallish knife for sale
i have a smallish knife for sale, Made of Iron. 5 damage, accuracy of -20 and lifespan of something like 100 uses. never been used. 200ap in the making. also have a personal knife (diff specs) will take cash bribes or trades. palantir me, or leave a message on my talk page i'm also willing to make weapons on request and have many more in the tinker pile Armourer Erinne
Armourer Available For Custom Weapons etc
As well as running Cake and Armour at 15E 5N. Plat is available for making custom weapons, empty books, armour, dogbots etc. I currently have 3 weapons already made with a damage modifier of 20. Palantir me an offer, bearing in mind there's over 1000 aps worth of work in each weapon. -- Platypus 11:23, 18 March 2007 (GMT)
Air chores performed for reasonable prices
I do chores, currently I'm Air aligned so I'm good at sharpening weapons, glass blowing, slicing cucumber and bread. Price list (all prices are assuming you supply the raw materials): * Sharpening a Silver Catana: 4000 GP * Sharpening a Golden Sickle: 5000 GP * Blowing Empty Jars/Bottles/Vials from Bits of Molten Glass: 3000 GP for 10 items, you can choose your own mix. * Inscribing Gold and Silver Runes: 3000 GP for 10 Runes, you may mix Gold and Silver If you do not supply the raw material I will have to add a raw materials surcharge. Notify me on my talk page or palantir me. --Merchant 11:17, 28 February 2007 (GMT)
Pet Sitting and Rehoming Services
Does your goldfish seem boring now you've got a brand new dogbot? Are you worried your kittin will disrupt the peace of your long retreat? Is your ferret generating more poop than kills? Does your dogbot eat your AP as well as your precious power crystals? Visit Lucky Smells Goldfish Kennels today to find a new home, whether temporary or permanent, for your pet. Palantir/wikimail spugmistress for more information
Pentacle
I've got supplies for another pentacle, but I'm planning to hold off starting one until level 3 wizarding is possible (at least as long as there is a free party to attend). If there's strong demand, I can start one before though. hendsch 14:31, 20 March 2007 (GMT)
The Personals
Example:
Palantir RupertGiles006 for a good time, no questions asked. Will wear tweed upon request.
Abbreviaitions commonly found in Cities Personals:
- SFM (or SFF) - Single Fire-aligned Male (or Female)
- FS - Fag Smoker
- CA - Coffee Abuser
- +++ - Kudos King
- AiA - Aimless in Atlantish
- AAUP - Armourers Always Use Protection
call Zoological for a magical time south of the desert. she's a known CA and must insist that AAUP. Palantir today, meet tomorrow.
Password problems got you down? Can't connect to the DB? Are you experiencing "technical difficulties" in your Cities love life? ***I have the answer*** For a simple one-time fee of a glass sword, JAD will give you a little blue pill that will get you back on track. You're not getting any younger. Palantir him today!
CA, +++, SFM (and I do mean fiery male) seeking SAF for a good time on Cigar Island. I enjoy long seal-bashing walks on the beach, sunsets on the high plateau, and slaying tauntauns to keep you warm on a cold night in the frozen north. I like my women "attuned," so you must have an AP-regen time of 8 minutes or less. Triffid sting abusers need not respond.
--JAD 06:00, 28 February 2007 (GMT)
- These are jokes, you know...
- yeah yeah, we believe you ;) Spugmeistress 17:18, 28 February 2007 (GMT)
- this is bloody fun!!... Zoological 12:54, 13 May 2007 (BST)
