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The Classifieds are for advertising your services to the community at large, not for one-off trades. Those use the Trading_Post. Please sign and timestamp your advertisements so that other people know who to contact, and how up to date your offer is.

If you like the examples, use them! Well, except for RupertGiles006, that was entirely spurious.

Aside from personals, if your classified goes unanswered/undated for a month, it can be subject to deletion.


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Adopt a Pwny

To see the current list of pwnies available for adoption from various Cities Stables, go here. Some pwnies are free to good homes, while others are available for purchase; contact the individual breeders for more information. 18:04, 12 October 2008 (BST)

The Personals


Palantir RupertGiles006 for a good time, no questions asked.  Will wear tweed upon request.

Abbreviaitions commonly found in Cities Personals:

  • SFM (or SFF) - Single Fire-aligned Male (or Female)
  • FS - Fag Smoker
  • CA - Coffee Abuser
  • +++ - Kudos King
  • AiA - Aimless in Atlantish
  • AAUP - Armourers Always Use Protection
call Zoological for a magical time south of the desert.
she's a known CA and must insist that AAUP. Palantir today, meet tomorrow.

Password problems got you down? Can't connect to the DB? Are you experiencing "technical
difficulties" in your Cities love life? 
***I have the answer***
For a simple one-time fee of a glass sword, JAD will give you a little blue pill that will get you
back on track. 
You're not getting any younger. Palantir him today! 


CA, +++, SFM (and I do mean fiery male) seeking SAF for a good time on Cigar Island. 
I enjoy long seal-bashing walks on the beach, sunsets on the high plateau, and slaying 
tauntauns to keep you warm on a cold night in the frozen north. I like my women "attuned," 
so you must have an AP-regen time of 8 minutes or less. Triffid sting abusers need not respond. 

--JAD 06:00, 28 February 2007 (GMT)

  • These are jokes, you know...
yeah yeah, we believe you ;) Spugmeistress 17:18, 28 February 2007 (GMT)
this is bloody fun!!... Zoological 12:54, 13 May 2007 (BST)
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