Fun With Huge Reptiles

From Cities

In all my travels in the Four Cities, I've never done anything as time consuming and frustrating as slaying those Huge Reptiles. So in order to keep myself and all other Huge Reptile hunters amused, I bring you FUN WITH HUGE REPTILES! The HRs give us a unique chance to play with their names in a hilarious and witty fashion that is just perfect for cutting through the boredom of slaying these polynamorous beasts. So whenever you find yourself chuckling at whatever you have created, post it here for all to see.

Contents 1 Huge Reptiles are Dangerous 2 HR's from outer space 3 The Cure fans are crying 4 Must have been Godzilla 5 Fuzzy Wuzzy Reptiles 6 Outed! 7 Sort of let me by... 8 What exactly do you mean by 'You live here' 9 Oh, Dear God! 10 I told you they were wusses 11 Well, really! [NSFW!]

Huge Reptiles are Dangerous

Ouch! Put it away! Chronos 13:22, 29 August 2008 (BST)

HR's from outer space

Sounds painful

Oh, thank god... ScurvyPirate 23:07, 3 May 2008 (BST)

The Cure fans are crying

It was only a matter of time before they realized their haircuts looked stupid. ScurvyPirate 23:07, 3 May 2008 (BST)

Must have been Godzilla

I hope it hurt him as much as it shamed me. ScurvyPirate 23:07, 3 May 2008 (BST)

Fuzzy Wuzzy Reptiles

No worries...

ScurvyPirate 23:38, 3 May 2008 (BST)

Outed!

I don't have an image of it, but the first one I ever fought was: Huge Reptile (gay). Which is cool and all, but I didn't know if they ALL were that open about it. -Fluegenheim 23:40, 4 May 2008 (BST)

Sort of let me by...

No picture, but here's the text:

The Huge Reptile (apparently) lets you pass.

It's like he only apparently let me pass. - Cameron 19:04, 14 May 2008 (BST)

What exactly do you mean by 'You live here'

You attack the Huge Reptile
You lose a smallpox blanket
You slay the Huge Reptile
You gain land

ScurvyPirate 20:06, 19 May 2008 (BST)

LOL! Rhapsodie 13:18, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Oh, Dear God!

I was wandering along the path to the City of Gold and Lead the other day when I came across a Huge Reptile (boner).

I would've taken a screenshot, but, well, who wants to see that?! Brindabella 10:28, 26 July 2008 (BST)

I told you they were wusses

Word chain: cat, kitty-cat, puss, pussy

You attack the Huge Reptile (s).
You lose a S.
You cause 1 points of damage, and receive 20 experience.
The Huge Reptile (pussy) misses you.

Heyus2 00:43, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Well, really! [NSFW!]

Word chain: cunt, puss, pussy, slit, snatch

I'm quite shocked.

Ream 17:22, 29 July 2010 (BST)