Hammered Anvil Society
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The Armourers Guild - Getting Hammered So You Don't Have To!
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Guild Members
Hammered Elders
The elders were here when the guild started, or near to it.
- All Washed Up Master Armourer Durkon (Guildmaster) *+
- The Singetastic Master Armourer Quacksworth +*
- Master Armourer Ancev *+
Smiths and Armourers
Our brothers and sisters that are not founding members, but as trustworthy and in no way inferior to the Hammered Elders:
- FilthyMaster Armourer Spacer One*+
- Armourer zisj +*
- AWOL Master Armourer blaisedec +*
- Airy Master Armourer Harry +*
- Gassy Master Armourer JoolsHolland +
- Armourer Aras
- Master Armourer Tashina
Enchanters
Enchanters are honourary armourers who happen to be able to cast spells (i.e. apprentices and shamans). They use their spells and mana to enhance guild products (crafting blings, binding weapons, etc)
Smelters
- Senior Smelter Qazxcv +
Knights
- firey Sgt. Duke Ethifel +
* Are trained in custom weapon construction
+ Have been initiated into the formal Guild
Pending Members
The following members are either pending a formal induction or have asked to join our ranks.
Honorary Members
The following members have done great service to Armourerhood in general or the Society in particular
- Neutral Master Smith Wayland
- Chaotic Great Lord Ruthven
- Cool Sgt. Duke Kaos Dragon MD
Retired Members
The following members have gone on to The Hammered Anvil Retirement Home and Tiki Bar, where they can quaff beverages and perfect the "Hammered" part of the Hammered Anvil Society.
- Retired Armourer vloodo *
- RetiredMaster Armourer Darkling *+ (Guildmaster Emeritus)
- Still Shaman Calm Breeze +
- igneus Master Armourer Rockefellow *+ (Guildmaster Emeritus)
- Armourer Erinne +*
- Magmatic Master Armourer Yitscar +*
- multihuedMaster Armourer Skold *+ (Guildmaster Emeritus)
Rent a Hammer
Shops
The Hammered Anvil Society still runs a shop to meet your armour and supply needs.
The Hammered Anvil Factory Showroom
The Hammered Anvil Factory Showroom sells a variety of miscellaneous items (Books, Cabinets, Trebuchets, and so forth). Look for us on the 15th floor of Darth Mall by the northwest lift.
Anvil Armoury
Several Armourers have already produced custom weapons. Anvil House Armoury currently contains:
- Bowel Disruptor - 20 Dmg, 0% to hit, 50 uses - Durkon
- Chair Leg of Truth - 20 Dmg, 0% to hit, 50 uses - Durkon
- Glass Spork - 20 Dmg, 0% to hit, 50 uses - Durkon
- Scone of Stone - 20 Dmg, 0% to hit, 60 uses - Durkon
- Duct Tape - 20 Dmg, +10% to hit, 50 uses - Rockefellow
- Edgy Wedge - 20 Dmg, +20% to hit, 50 uses - Rockefellow
If any of these appeal to you, contact the listed Armourer.
Custom Orders
We try to fulfill all requests as quickly as possible. Things we can make for you include:
- Pieces of Armour
- A whole set of Armour
- Empty Books
- Trebuchets
- Bling Bling
- Custom Weapons
- Brand_New_Dog_Bots
- Cocktail Shakers
- New_Cabinets
- Miners Hats
- Axes (Copper, Iron, Misril, and Silver)
- Guild Kits (any and all)
If we don't have the item for sale in one of the stores, add your name, location, and the item(s) requested to the list below, and a guild member will get back to you as soon as possible.
Rates
Rates are as follows:
| Item | We Provide Materials | You Provide Materials | Double Materials |
|---|---|---|---|
| Silver Ankh | 30,000 | 21,000 | Free |
| Misril Axe | 20,000 | 10,000 | Free |
| Cocktail Shaker | 16,000 | 8,000 | Free |
| Bling Bling | 2,000 | 1,000 | Free |
| New Cabinets | 24,000 | 12,000 | Free |
| Dogbots | Not available | 20,000 | Free |
| Custom Weaponry | 30 GP/AP required. Use the Arms Cost Calculator to give you the best guesstimate at what your weapon will cost (and how much time it will take)} | ||
| Guild Trading Post Kit | 80,000 | 40,000 | TBD |
| Guild Comms Room Kit | 112,000 | 56,000 | TBD |
| Guild Tunnel Kit | 48,000 | 24,000 | TBD |
| Guild Store Kit | 80,000 | 40,000 | TBD |
| Guild Temple Kit | 240,000+ | 120,000 | TBD |
| Guild Teleport Kit | Not Available | 96,000 | TBD |
| Guild Treasury Kit | 126,000 | 48,000 | TBD |
| Guild Ticket Office Kit | 80,000 | 40,000 | TBD |
| Guild Stairs Kit | 50,000 (You provide Glories) | 25,000 | TBD |
| Suit of Leather Armour | 16,000 | 8,000 | N/A |
| Suit of Iron Armour | 36,000 | 18,000 | N/A |
Note that rates may increase when raw materials are provided (Bits of Iron instead of Pieces of Mail, for example). If Gold Pieces are used up during the construction, those count as materials.
- What do you charge for custom weapons if the metal is provided? selene
- I usually charge 30 GP/AP plus materials. Well, either that or something I find appropriate (charcoal anyone?). I'm not sure if that's the HAS way though. --rockefellow
Custom Order Sign up
Sign up at the bottom of this table:
| Name | Item | Status | Armourer |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kaos Dragon | Custom weapons 5x 64 damage, -50 accuracy, 200 uses, iron 50 damage, -50 accuracy, 200 uses, iron | Contacted | Coordinated by Durkon Sign up to do weapons here. |
| Corellis | Custom weapons 2x 63 damage, -63 accuracy, 315 uses, iron | in progress | Spacer One |
| Qazxcv | What Corellis ordered plus Cannon balls and gunpowder | ||
| Tha'l Ghul | Full set of leather armour, 10 bling blings and 1 misril axe |
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Join the Guild!
The guild welcomes all master armourers, armourers and smiths. Become a member today!
See all the happy faces on this group picture of the Hammered Anvil Society members attending the second HAS Initiation Ceremony. Your picture could be here as well!:
Anvil House
The HAS Guild Hall can be found here. In-game, it's just outside Earth City.
Poetry
After a hard day's work armourers enjoy sitting in front of a crackling ingle with a nice Bottle of Whiskey and good poetry
SEAMUS HEANEY: The Forge All I know is a door into the dark. Outside, old axles and iron hoops rusting; Inside, the hammered anvil’s short-pitched ring, The unpredictable fantail of sparks Or hiss when a new shoe toughens in water. The anvil must be somewhere at the centre, Horned as a unicorn, at one end square, Set there immoveable: an altar Where he expends himself in shape and music. Sometimes, leather-aproned, hairs in his nose, He leans out on the jamb, recalls a clatter of hoofs where traffic is flashing in rows; Then grunts and goes in, with a slam and flick To beat real iron out, to work the bellows.
This gives us new strength to take up our conspiracy against the self proclaimed Free Armourer ;-)
(Hopefully) Satisfied Customers
| Name | Item |
|---|---|
| andrewsi | A whole bunch of leather armour |
| spugmistress | A New Cabinet |
| Jennyann | A New Cabinet |
| andrewsi | A New Cabinet |
| Pip | A New Cabinet |
| Jon | A New Cabinet |
| Tulk | A New Cabinet |
| Ravensdance | A New Cabinet |
| Merian | A New Cabinet |
| Thog | A New Cabinet |
| Scrumbucket | A New Cabinet |
| Phw | A New Cabinet - Indeed I am! Much thanks Phw |
| naath | A New Cabinet |
| Tulk | A New Cabinet |
| X-Himy | A New Cabinet |
| Conzy | A New Cabinet |
| Belkar | A New Cabinet |
| Azuaron | A New Cabinet -- WOOHOO! *kills everything* :-D Many thanks! |
| 000 | A New Cabinet |
| Isambard | A New Cabinet |
| wfpsy | A New Cabinet |
| macksting | A New Cabinet |
| Flt | 1 New Cabinet |
| Mowg | A New Cabinet |
| Tred | A New Cabinet - I'm so happy right now :D |
| Alan Jordan | A New Cabinet |
| BruceStark | A New Cabinet |
| Sir Garry | A New Cabinet |
| lastaiaiai | A New Cabinet |
| Unstenk | A New Cabinet - Thank you very much Rockefellow! |
| Philipjfry | A New Cabinet |
| bazauckland | A New Cabinet |
| Corellis | A New Cabinet |
| Verckel | A New Cabinet |
| Gonzometro | A New Cabinet |
| Qazxcv | A New Cabinet |
| Sofonisba | A New Cabinet |
| BlueFlame | A New Cabinet |
| AdutisTM | A New Cabinet |
| Hbookbinder | A New Cabinet |
| Theendisnigh | A Grass Sword (swish swish: 20, +10%, 1.2% break rate, rockefellow) |
| Misosumo | A New Cabinet |
| JAD | I was particularly pleased with the speed at which the HAS completed my order. They were willing to negotiate prices and complete a very large custom order in a timely fashion. I will certainly be doing a lot more business with this organization in the near future. |
| z0ltar | A New Cabinet |
| Subdude2k | A New Cabinet |
| Katerwaul | A New Cabinet. Good job armourers! |
| harvestbird | A New Cabinet. Thank you! |
| greycat | A New Cabinet. Shiny! |
| Schwarz/Schwarz | A new Cabinet. Thank you very much Armorer Ancev for the prompt delivery |
| Lidon | A New Cabinet. And thank you very much! |
| kilgore | A New Cabinet |
| Dragon | A full set of Bronze Armour |
| Shaw | A New Cabinet A+++ Gr8 seller! Would buy from again! |
| Biffo | A New Cabinet. Thank you Armourer Rockefellow! |
| Cor | 4 sharpened Silver Catanas, and 1 Dull silver Catana. |
| Yoghurt | A New Cabinet. |
| Rembrandt | A New Cabinet. |
| Harz | A new cabinet |
| Thog | A suit of iron armour |
| Riff Raff | A new cabinet |
| Andrewsi | A full set of Guild Kits |
| Ade | Guild temple kit, guild store kit. |
| Billz8 | A Guild Temple Kit |
| High Tower of Wizardry | A full set of guild equipment |
| Dragon | A custom weapon |
| Lidon | A Cocktail Shaker |
| Schnorrer | A Guild Temple Kit |
| Flt | 5 Empty Books, Great Quality, fast Trade! A++++++ |
| Jeffh | 5 Empty Books |
| Jon | A Custom weapon |
| Pri3st | A new cabinet |
| Spacer One | A new cabinet |
| Ade | A Teleport Kit. |
| Earl Peterbluer MD | A new cabinet |
| billwopeh | A New Cabinet |
| Bluelemur | A New Cabinet |
| Kaos Dragon | A custom weapon |
| Tha'l Ghul | A New Cabinet |
| Shan | A New cabinet |
| luminux | A New cabinet |
| Daveman | a new cabinet. |
| Herakkis | A custom weapon |
| Isambard | 2 Custom Weapons |
| Thog | The Hammer of Thog (a custom weapon) |
| Ravensdance | 5 Sets of Iron Armour, 3 Miner's Hats, Brand New Dog Bot, Leather Cuirass, 2 Leather Gloves, 2 Leather Gorgets, 3 Leather Greaves, 2 Leather Vambraces, 13 damage custom weapon(s), 16 damage custom weapon(s), 17 damage custom weapon(s), 18 damage custom weapon(s), 2 20 damage custom weapons, 100 damage custom weapon, 20 empty books |
| Solune | a Guild Teleport and Ticket Office |
| Twitcher | A New cabinet |
| ScurvyPirate | Guild Temple Kit, Guild Teleport Kit, Guild Ticket Office Kit. |
| ScurvyPirate | Guild Store Kit |
| Zingopink | New Cabinet |
| Wfpsy | 5 Bascinets, 5 Aventails, 5 Haubergeon, 10 Bronze Vambraces, 10 Gauntlets, 5 Cod Pieces, 10 Chausses, 10 Army Boots, 5 64 damage custom iron weapons, 2 64 damage custom silver weapons, 5 25 damage custom iron weapons |
| Phw | Silver Ankh |
| BortJr | Guild store kit and guild locker. |
| Herakkis | Full set of leather armour, 5 bling blings & 1 cocktail shaker |
| Corellis | 5 bling bling, full set of leather armour, 1 cocktail shaker, 1 misril axe |
