From Cities
Earth Monsters
See also: Capricornian Taurean Virgoan ▼ Green Guard ▼
Air Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Sparrow | 1 | 1 | Drops 1 Feather
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| Name the parrot | 6 | 1 | Say Name for 1GP; Drops 2-4 Feathers; Attack with a fish for the possibility of more stuff
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| Sylph | 10 | 2 |
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| N Gulls | 10*N | 2 x N | Found in the Ocean and coastline
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| Thunder Bird | 30 | 2 x 2 | Drops 5 Feathers
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| Eagle | 50 | 2 x 2 | Drops 10 Feathers
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| Gas | 47-74? | 2 | Found in the Sewers
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| Thick Gas | 133-195? | 3 | Found in the Sewers
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| Roc | 180 | 5 x 6 | Drops 20 Feathers and a Roc Rock
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| Blizzard | 500 | 10 | Transports you around The Frozen North (even if you're already there); Makes everything spin for a while; Makes you cold
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| N Skull Gulls | 1000*N | 5 x N | Found in the Ocean; Drops Skull Gull Skulls
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| Feral Cat | 5000 | 20-24 x 3 (feral)
15 x 2 (fed)
10 (full) | Found in the Jungle in Oz; Feed it a Crispy Shredded Duck Bit to turn it into Satisfied Cat and Duck Filled Fatty Puss (both of which attack you less)
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| Small Air Dragon | 100 | 4 x 3 |
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| Air Dragon | 200 | 5 x 6 |
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| Big Air Dragon | 1000 | 20 x 6 | Found on Dragon Island
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| SMALL AIR DEMON | 500 | 1 from Max AP x 2 | Found in the Caverns
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| AIR DEMON | 1000 | 2 from Max AP x 2 | Found in the Caverns
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See also: Aquarian Geminian Libran ▼ Yellow Guard ▼
Fire Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Glow Worm | 1 | 1 | Replaces Can NEVER replace the Fire Fly
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| Salamander | 10 | 2 |
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| Fire Fox | 30 | 4 | Drops Sulphur (50% chance)
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| Lion | 40 | 7 | Drops Sulphur
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| Pheonix | 10*gen | 1 + ½(gen2-gen) | Regenerates when its HP is <10; Drops ½(gen-1)(gen-2) Phoenix Feathers; Drops 3(gen-1) Charcoal; Drops 50(gen-1)(gen+2) Gold plus the Gold it started with
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| Aurora Borealis | 150 | 10 | Found in The Frozen North; Drains XP
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| Aurora Boreanaz | 150 | 10 | Found in The Frozen North; Drains XP; Hostile to fire players; Can be killed with a Pointy Stick; Shares a table with Aurora Borealis on the kills league tables
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| Sea Lion | 15000 | 30 | Drops Flippers, Whiskers and Sulphur
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| Small Fire Dragon | 150 | 8 |
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| Fire Dragon | 300 | 15 |
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| Big Fire Dragon | 3000 | 60 | Found on Dragon Island
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| SMALL FIRE DEMON | 500 | 1% from to-hit | Found in the Caverns
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| FIRE DEMON | 1000 | 2% from to-hit | Found in the Caverns; Drops Sulphur
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See also: Arian Leonian Sagittarian ▼ Infra-Red Guard Red Guard ▼
Water Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Toad | 1 | 1 |
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| Duck | 6 | 1 | Drops Magic Beans and Feathers
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| Undine | 10 | 2 |
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| Penguin | 30 | 3 |
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| Angel | 30 | 5 |
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| Crocodile | 150 | 10 | Drops 0-3 Crocodile Scales; Feed it a Pocket Watch to make a Clockodile; Feed it a Dundee Cake then kill it for a Crocodile Dundee Cake
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| Arctic Undine | 400 | 10 | Changes into a Frozen Undine; Drops Snowballs
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| Serpent Head | 800 | 5 | Found in the Pool of the Mountain King in the Catacombs; Kill 4 Serpent Heads for a North-West Tunnel Map
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| Dolphin | 3000 | ? | Drops a Brand Identity; Starts off disguised as a Monster (with 777HP)
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| Shark | 30000 | 15 | Found in the Ocean; Drops Shark Fin and Shark Meat
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| Water Spout | n/a | 0 | Found in the Ocean; Carries you away; Makes everything spin for a while; Turns all your Milk into Butter;
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| Small Water Dragon | 150 | 5 |
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| Water Dragon | 300 | 10 |
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| Big Water Dragon | 3000 | 40 | Found on Dragon Island
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| SMALL WATER DEMON | 500 | 25 | Found in the Caverns
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| WATER DEMON | 1000 | 50 | Found in the Caverns
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See also: Cancerian Piscean Scorpio ▼ Blue Guard ▼
Spirit Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Gorgan | 10000 | Kills immediately (10 dmg with mirror) | Equip a Mirror to avoid instant death; Drops Gorgan Head
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| Lost Spirit | 1 | 10 |
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| Morrissey | 100 | 0 | Found on Bleak Island; "The Morissey depresses you. -10 AP"
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| n Spelling Bees | n | 2 x n | Only attackable while in Toad form; Appears in groups of 30; Drops Spells
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| Spelling Fly | 1 | 1 | Only attackable while in Toad form
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| Undead Dragon | 1500 | 20+ | Glass Swords, Golden Guns, Wands (except Midas) don't work; May do an extra 5 dmg; Lowers Max AP and Max HP (causing even more dmg); Drops a Dragon Stone
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| Vampire | 150 | 10 | Killed with Pointy Stick; Passed with Garlic
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See also: Loucee ▼ Astral Plane Angels ▼
Invisible Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Bling Wraith | 6000-10000 | (1+Number of Bling types you have)*5 | Drops Bling; May become visible if attacked
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| Dark Mist | 100 | HP/5 | Type of Ghost
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| colour Djinn | 5000 | 5 or 25 (annoyed) | Found in the Great Desert; Drops a Pouch of Magic Herb, Does of Magic Powder, Magic Carpet or some other "magic" item; May become visible and annoyed
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| name the Fairy | n/a | 0 | Equip a Nuff to see it; Attack with Nuff to receive a Pint of Fairy Liquid or Gram of Fairy Dust
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| Ghost | 5 | 2 | Type of Ghost
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| Hungry Ghost | 150 | 10 | Type of Ghost; Drains 20% XP; Eats Food
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| Manatee | 20000 | 30 | Drops Magic-Goods
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| Mist | 65 | 0 | Type of Ghost
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| Wisp | 200 | 5 | Type of Ghost; Drops Arena Talisman
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See also: Space Ghost ▼ Ultra Violent Guard ▼
Mage-Visible Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Huge Reptile (synonym) | 5 | 20 | Only harmed by the Letters that comprise their synonym; Loses one HP when its synonym is removed; Regenerates a new synonym four times; Drops a Plot Point/Hook/Twist/Device
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| Imp | 100 | 50 | Drops 1-3 Mana and Spells; Killed by Impending Kick & Impending Slap
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| Nodule | 1 | 0 | Only visible to Apprentices; Drops 1-2 Mana
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| Node | 1 | 0 | Only visible to Shamans; Drops 3-8 Mana
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| Nexus | 1 | 0 | Only visible to Level 3 Wizards; Drops 9-26 Mana
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Forest Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Badger | 298+ | 20 | Drops Mushrooms; Feed it Mashed Potato to turn it into a Bodger (gains 100 HP)
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| Bodger | special | 26-29 | Drops Mushrooms, Iron Nails, Screwdriver and Sheets of MDF
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| N Bees | N | 1 x N | Drops Honeycomb or Beeswax
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| Giant Spider | 1000 | 10 | Wraps you in Silk; May paralyse you for one attack; Drops Venom Sac; Non-hostile after 1M XP
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| Giant Spider (friendly) | 1000 | 0 | Compliments you and skips away, sometimes with your weapon; Killing it reduces your Kudos by 3
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| Hazel Tree | 600 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Hazel
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| Holly Tree | 600 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Holly
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| Jabberwock | 320 | 5 or 10 or 5+10 | Drops Leather; Starts with 6 Leathers and loses one each time you damage it
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| N Man Brute Squad | 40*N | 5 x N | Singular Brute
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| Ninja | 200 | 10 + 10 disarm | Dodges weapons; Steals weapons; Might drop Catana
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| Oak Tree | 600 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Oak
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| Pig | 200 | 3 | Drops Slices of Bacon after being fed Acorns; Gains +50HP with each Acorn
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| Pinata in a Tree | 1 | 0 | Good Drops
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| Squirrel | 50 | 5 | Steals Acorns
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| adjective Thief | 250 | 10 | Steals Items
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| adjective Thief | 450 | 20 | Steals Items; Becomes invisible
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| Treeman | 100 | 15 | Vulnerable to Copper Axes and Nails; Drops Wood and Ancient Wood
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| Walnut Tree | 600 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Walnut
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| Willow Tree | 400 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Willow
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| Yew Tree | 600 | 1 | Vulnerable to Axes; Drops Yew
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Cloud Monsters
Desert Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| big n0rx | 250 | 1-34? |
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| Desert Fox | 100 | 5 |
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| Dust Devil | n/a | 0 | Carries you away; Makes everything spin for a while; Turns all your Milk into Butter; Shows up as "Twister" in the Tarot Deck
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| Large Living Tar | 250 | 10 | Eats weapons; Gains 10 HP per weapon eaten; Drops 2-6 Tar
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| Large Mimic | 500 | special | Damage 1.5 times your weapon used; Has your name
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| Living Tar | 100 | 10 | Eats weapons; Gains 5 HP per weapon eaten; Drops 1-3 Tar
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| Mimic | 150 | special | Damage equal to your weapon used; Has your name
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| Sand Worm | 500 | 20 | Might drop Gram of Spice
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| Small Mimic | 50 | special | Damage equal to your weapon used; Has your name
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| Small Sand Worm | 300 | 10 | Might drop Spice
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| Tar Baby | 50 | 4 | Drops 1-2 Tar
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Ocean Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Cute Seal | 20 | 1 | Found on Beaches; Kill with Clubs; Loses you Kudos; Drops a Seal Pelt
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| Giant Clam | 1000 | 0 | Found in the Coral Reef; Drops a Perl or Pearl when fed with Sand
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| Pirates | 50000*N cannons | 15 x N | Drops Pirate Hat and Treasure Chest
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| Plankton | 1-99 | 1 | Found south of Oz; Immune to weapons?
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| Plot Bunny | 8000-20000 | 50 | Found south of Oz; Only harmed by Plot Points/Hooks/Twists/Devices; Drops Stories (for the Wizard quest)
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| Shrimp | 10 | 10 | Found in the Alternate Ocean; Drops CD Singles (A-D)
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| Thunderchild | 1000000 | ? | Found next to the Brighthelm Pier; Not attackable
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| colour Whale | 40000 | 10 | Drops Blubber and Oil; Harpoons do 1000 damage against them (dmg multiplier is ignored); Found as Blue Whale, Green Whale, Shale Whale, et al
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See also: Kraken ▲ Gulls Skull Gulls ▲ Sea Lion ▲ Dolphin Shark Water Spout ▲ Manatee ▲
Paper, Scissors, Stone
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Origami Ogre | 150 | 10 | Scissors cut paper
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| Rock Troll | 250 | 10 | Paper wraps stone
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| Scissor Beast | 200 | 6 | Stone smashes scissors
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| Small Paper Mache Golem | 40 | 2 | Scissors cut paper
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| Small Scissor Beast | 40 | 2 | Stone smashes scissors
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| Stoner | 7-26? | 2 | Found at the Festival; Drops 10 Fags if killed with Box of Matches; Paper wraps stone; Drops Magic Beans and Mugs of Ale
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| Young Rock Troll | 40 | 3 | Paper wraps stone
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Space Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Asteroid | 25 | 0 | Drops Bits of Metal
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| Carbon | 500 | 10 | Found in the Neutral Zone; Drops 50 Carbon
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| Quite Small Asteroid | 50 | 0 | Breaks apart when killed
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| Large Asteroid | 100 | 0 | Breaks apart when killed
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| Platform | 500 | 10 | Found in the Neutral Zone; Drops a Perl
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| Really Large Asteroid | 200 | 0 | Breaks apart when killed; Drops a Power Crystal (inside one of the Asteroid fragments)
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| Space Ghost | 150 | 2 | Invisible; Drops 8 Cans of Lager and a Bottle of Vodka
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| SpaceMonster | 200 | 10 |
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| Space Invader | 500 | 10 | No name (looks like an actual space invader)
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Polar Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Cold | 1 | ? | Drops a Cold; Unattackable after you kill one
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| Einherjar | ~150-400 | ? | Found in Asgard; Has different names (Björn, Brandr, Eirikr, Eithr, Gamli, Jatmundr, Leif, Mani, Ogmundr, Thorbrandr, Thrainn, Yngvarr and so on) and alignments; Can't be realigned; Hostile only when equipping a weapon
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| Fenris Wolf | 800 | 15 | Found in Asgard; See Asgard quest; Not attackable after you kill one
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| Frozen Undine | 800 | 5 | Starts out as Arctic Undine
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| Frost Giant | 15000-18000 | ? | Found in the Frost Castle in Sniffleheim; Drops ice-aligned items
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| Glacier Fox | 60-180 | 3-9 | Damage = Glacier Fox's max HP / 20; Drops an After-Dinner Mint
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| Ice Camel | 150 | 4 |
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| Ice Warrior | 308-447 | 8-19 | Drops a Coloured Scarf
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| King Penguin | 70 | 4 |
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| number Lemmings | 14-15 each | 3 x number |
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| Mink | 15 | 4 |
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| Moose | 300 | 2 |
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| Møøse | 300 | 50 |
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| Mountain Goat | 20 | 3 | Attack with a Bucket for a Pint of Goat's Milk; Drops Goat Horn, Gruffs, Oohs
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| Polar Bear | 31-49 | 1-7 | Drops a Glass of Polar Beer
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| Tauntaun | 250 | 1 | Kill with a Light Sabre; When killed, changes terrain into a Tauntaun corpse
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| Woolly Mammoth | 1380-1810 | 4 | Drops Balls of Wool
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| Yeti | 350 | 4 |
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| Zebra | 450 | 1-5 | Found around Ice Stations
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| Zu Warrior | 1200-2000 | 50 + 20 disarm | Found on the Zu Mountains in Sniffleheim; Disarms you like a Ninja; Comes in four alignments; Drops aligned Catanas (same as their own alignment)
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| Small Ice Dragon | 300 | 5 |
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| Ice Dragon | 500 | 10 |
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| Big Ice Dragon | 5000 | 40 | Found on Dragon Island
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| SMALL ICE DEMON | 450 | cold | Causes frostbite
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| ICE DEMON | 1000 | cold | Causes frostbite
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See also: Tundra Troll ▲ Blizzard ▲ Aurora Borealis Aurora Boreanaz ▲ Arctic Undine ▲
Snakes ▼
Lost World Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Acceleraptor | 100 | 5 x 3 | Comes in packs; Last one sometimes drops a Barrel and/or Power Crystal
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| Coldsaur | 500 | 5 | Breathes cold on you
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| CSaur | 1000 | ? |
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| C++Saur | 1001 | 11 x 2 |
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| Displaciraptor | 25 | 3 x 1-2 | Comes in packs; Last one sometimes drops a Jubilee Clip and/or 1-4 Pipe Cleaners
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| Hacksaur | 2900 | 20 |
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| Jigsaur | 880 | 5 | Breaks into Jigsaur Pieces when killed
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| Jigsaur Piece | 25 | 2 |
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| Pterryanodon | 250 | 4 x 5 |
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| Runningsaur | 350 | 0, 10 or 20 | Does 0 damage first; Does 10 damage subsequently if it doesn't run away; Runs away and does 20 damage if you hit it too hard
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| Velociraptor | 70 | 3 x 3 | Comes in packs; Last one sometimes drops a Distraction Grating and/or Magazine
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| Whatthebutlersaur | 4000 | 10 |
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Fire Swamp Monsters
Swarms
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| | | | All swarms appear in the Tarot Deck as Swarm.
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| Blaine | 30 | 3 |
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| Cricket | 30 | 3 |
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| Flying Ant | 30 | 3 | Found in the Great Desert
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| Frog | 30 | 3 |
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| Locust | 30 | 3 |
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| Mosquito | 5 | special | Inflicts malaria, believed to be extinct
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| Snake | 30 | 3 |
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| Termite | 30 | 3 |
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| Turtle | 30 | 3 |
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| Wasp | 6 | ? |
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Snakes
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| | | | Found on the Great Plain just south of The Frozen North (61E 110N - 99E 102N), or in the Astral Plane; All snakes appear to be called Snake until you've killed lots of them
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| Boa | 316-583? | 5 x 1-6 | Drops Bones and Snake Skins
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| Cobra | 105-196? | 2 x 2 | Drops Snake Skins
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| Coral Snake | 104-186? | 2 | May poison you; Drops Venom Sac and Snake Skins
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| Garter Snake | 50-199? | 0 | Drops Snake Skins
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| Giant Boa | 569-1275? | 10 x 1-2 | Drops Bones and Snake Skins
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| King Cobra | 219-252? | 3 | May poison you; Drops Snake Skins
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| Python | 203-396? | 5 x 1-6 | Drops Bones and Snake Skins
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| Rattlesnake | 100-196? | 1 | May poison you; Drops a Rattle and Snake Skins
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| Slow Worm | 61-88? | 0 |
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Subterranean Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Adolescent Tortoise | 250 | 10 x 4
40
20 x 2
10 x 2
+10 disarm per attack | Found in The Sewers; Disarms you like a Ninja; Unhittable with weapons or martial arts; Attack with Pizza Slice to change it into a vulnerable Eating Tortoise; Comes in 4 alignments with different attacks and weapon drops: 2 Sais (earth), a Bo Staff (water), a Nun Chuck (fire), or a Catana (air);
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| Alligator | 150 | 10 | Found in The Sewers; Causes Illnesses
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| Balrog | 9999921 | 20 | Found in the Catacombs; Bit of a Pushover
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| Bat | 20 | 1-2 | Found in Caves; Drops a Dose of Antidote (for Triffid Sting poisoning)
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| Big Bat | 200 | 5 | Found in The Mines; Drops a Dose of Antidote
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| Big Bat | 800 | 10 | Found in The Mines; Drops 2 Doses of Antidote
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| Bloody Big Bat | 3200 | 20 | Found in The Mines; Drops 4 Doses of Antidote
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| Bloody Big Bat | 12800 | 40 | Found in The Mines; Drops 8 Doses of Antidote
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| Busker | 26-88? | ? | Found in the Subway
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| Dianoga | 400 | 0 | Found in The Sewers; Pulls you under and causes Illnesses
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| Goth | 666 | 5 | Found in the Dungeon; Drops a Glass of Absinthe and Pint of Cider and Black; May drop Black Eye Liner or Black Nail Polish
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| Gygax | 100 | 1-20 | Found in Caves; Takes and deals damage from die-rolls; Drops Dice
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| Hista | 20000 | 25 | Found in The Mines; Makes you sneeze
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| Rat | 10 | 1 | Found in The Labyrinth, Dungeon and Sewers
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| Rocky Horror | 15000 | 12 | Found in The Mines; Damaged more when you have Kinky Fashion (dmg = kinky fashion score * weapon dmg); Drops a Time Warp and a Pair of Fishnets
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| Sewer Rat | 30 | 5 | Found in The Sewers; Causes poisoning
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| | | | Monsters in the Catacombs may be Huge, Giant or Mutated; They count as normal on the kills league tables
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| Huge monster | 5*HP | 2*dmg |
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| Giant monster | 10*HP | 3*dmg |
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| Mutant monster | | | Does 1-2 extra attacks
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| Huge Mutant monster | 5*HP | 2*dmg | Does 1-2 extra attacks
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| Giant Mutant monster | 10*HP | 3*dmg | Does 1-2 extra attacks
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See also: Minotaur Manic Minotaur SMALL EARTH DEMON EARTH DEMON ▲ Gas Thick Gas SMALL AIR DEMON AIR DEMON ▲ SMALL FIRE DEMON FIRE DEMON ▲ Serpent Head SMALL WATER DEMON WATER DEMON ▲
Oz Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| N Asbos | 300*N | 10 x N+1 | Steals money
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| Coca-Koala | 400 | 7 | Good Spell Drops
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| Dimensional Shambler | 23 | 0 or 50 | Weapons do 1/30 damage (rounded down); Takes you to the Astral Plane; Does 50 dmg in the Astral Plane
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| Finger Mouse | 700 | 12 |
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| Golfer | 500 | 10 | Found on the Golf Course; Drops Golf Clubs
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| Grue | 1200 | 10 | Found in caves; Various alignments
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| Jason | 2000 | 20 | Found on the Golf Course; Makes you drunk rather than doing damage; Drops Golf Clubs and a Bottle of Whiskey, only known source of tanks (very rare)
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| Khadi | 500 | 1 | Found on the Golf Course; Drops Tees and Golf Clubs
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| Killer Koala | 500 | 20 | Great Spell Drops
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| Koala | 300 | 7 | Good Spell Drops
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| Mother | 2000 | 15 | Killing it gives you Issues
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| Mötley Grüe | 3500 | 20 | Found in caves; Drops Umlauts; Changes alignment
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| Skippy | 500 | 3 |
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| So Solid Grue | 2000 | 15 | Found in caves; Various alignments
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| Venemous Eye | 2500 | 6-14 | Drops Spells; Gives you an MP3 of "Venemous Eye" by Darko
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| Duck-Billed monster | 5*HP | | Counts as normal on the monster kills league tables
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See also: Morrissey ▲ Giant Clam ▲
Oz Interior Monsters
See also: Feral Cat ▲
Zodiac Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| | | | Found in the Dreamtime and Astral Plane
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| Aquarian | 2000 | 10 x 2 |
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| Arian | 1000 | 30 |
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| Cancerian | 1000 | 15 | Causes Poisoning
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| Capricornian | 2000 | 20 |
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| Geminian | 1000 | 10 x 3 |
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| Leonian | 2000 | 15 |
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| Libran | 1000 | 20 x 2 |
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| Piscean | 1000 | 10 x 2 | Causes Poisoning
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| Sagittarian | 1000 | 20 x 2 |
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| Scorpio | 2000 | 10 | Causes Poisoning
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| Taurean | 4000 | 10 |
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| Virgoan | 2000 | 10 x 2 |
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Astral Plane Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Ashim | 10 | 20 |
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| Kerubim | 40 | 40 |
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| Beni Elohim | 160 | 60 |
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| Elohim | 640 | 80 | Drops Strange Powder
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| Melachim | 2560 | 100 | Drops 2 Strange Powders
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| Seraphim | 10240 | 120 | Drops 4 Strange Powders
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| Chasmallim | 40960 | 140 | Drops 8 Strange Powders
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| Aralim | 163840 | 160 | Drops 16 Strange Powders
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| Ophannim | 655360 | 180? | Drops 32 Strange Powders?
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See also: Snakes ▲ Zodiac Monsters ▲
Ancient Castle Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| | | | Found in the Ancient Castle; Part of the Smith quest
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| Infra-Red Guard | 5 | 1 | Fire-aligned; Drops Chilli Peppers
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| Red Guard | 10 | 2 | Fire-aligned
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| Orange Guard | 20 | 3 | Air-aligned; Drops Oranges
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| Yellow Guard | 40 | 5 | Air-aligned; Drops Lemons
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| Green Guard | 80 | 8 | Earth-aligned; Drops Limes
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| Blue Guard | 150 | 13 | Water-aligned
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| Indigo Guard | 300 | 21 | Water-aligned
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| Violet Guard | 500 | 34 | Ice-aligned
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| Ultra Violent Guard | 1000 | 55 | Invisible; Drops Shades and Vial of Suncream
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Island Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Ancient | 500 | 5-9? | Found on Moo Moo; Various alignments; Drops Ice Cream and Ancient Wood
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| Big Downer | 500 | 10 | Replaces items with weaker ones; May down two items in one attack
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| Booze Hound | 200 | ? | Gets you drunker with each attack
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| Downer | 500 | 10 | Replaces items with weaker ones
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Evil Ooze or
Friendly Slime | 30-2553 | 3-25 | Created during the Pandora's Socks quest; You cannot kill your own slime (it appears friendly); When one is killed, the others HP increases (x1.5) and do more dmg (+2); Drops Heart and Liver
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| Hydra | 10000 | 10 x Heads | Grows additional Heads (and gains 10000 HP) when attacked; Drops gold equal to its HP/10
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| Mirror Monster | 1000 | 10 | Flips you around; Reflects Wand attacks; Has your name backwards
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| Big Scary Snake | 1096 | ? | Trail of Trials room 1; Drops a Spoo Key, Bones and Snake Skins
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| Cave Ninja | 200 | 10
+10 disarm | Trail of Trials room 4; Disarms you like a regular Ninja; Drops a Rusty Key and Catana
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| Lost and Mutated Treeman | 2000 | 15 | Trail of Trials room 7; Weapons only do 10% damage against it (including the Gorgan Head); Drops a Forign Key, Wood and Ancient Wood
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| Green Serpent | 500 | ? | Trail of Trials room 8; Drops a Mon Key, Snake Skins and Rattle; Causes poisoning
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| Laughing Ghost | 1000 | ? | Trail of Trials room 11; Invisible; Eats your food and drains XP; Drops a Man Key
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| Stinker | 1 | 20 | Trail of Trials room 14; Can't be killed or passed
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| Syd the Dragon | 4000 | 10-50 | Trail of Trials room 20; Same as a PolyChromatic Dragon; Drops a Han Key
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See also: Gulls ▲ Gorgan Morrissey ▲ Cute Seal ▲
Farm Animals
City, Road, Mall & Tube Monsters
Inner Region Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Cat | 100 | 3-9? | Only attackable with weapons that do under 10 damage; Weapons over 10 turn it into a Scaredy Cat, which can't be attacked at all
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| Emissary | 250 | 0 | Spreads rumours; Vanishes after being hit; Impossible to kill
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| perky n0rx | 80 | 1-21 |
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| Snark | 100 | 20 | Can be caught in a Sack for the Snark Hunt quest
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| Vindaloo Monster | 20 | 25 | Only attackable with a Can of Lager; Drops a Tray of Curry and Garlic
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Other Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Bear | 18 | 1 | Sometimes called a Fete Bear
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| Big PolyChromatic Dragon | ? | ? | Found on Dragon Island
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| Field Mouse | 10 | 0 |
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| Hippy | 9-26? | 1 | Found at the Festival; Drops Cans of Lager or Mugs of Ale
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| Glamdrink Sucks! | 999999999 | ? | Found near Windy City; Unattackable
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| Knights who say Ni | 100 | 5 | Found in Forests and Jungles; Takes damage from spoken "it"
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| Leprachaun | 20 | 2 | Steals and drops Gold; Name may be spelt differently
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| Llama | 28-80 | 2-7 |
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| Mutated PolyChromatic Dragon | 1000*4 | 10+10+10+10 | Similar to a PolyChromatic Dragon; Created by opening a Rusty Can of Wyrms; Drops a Rainbow Wand
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| Nightmare Dragon | surprise | surprise | Final monster in The Gauntlet
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| PolyChromatic Dragon | 1000*4 | 10+10+10+10 | Needs players of all alignments to kill, and each player can only do 1000 dmg; It does 50 damage initially, and less when part of it dies; Created by opening a Crushed Can of Wyrms
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| Rabbit | 6 | 1 or 20 | Ones with "nasty sharp teeth" do 20 damage and appear as Killer Rabbit after you do the Animal Sanctuary quest; Drops Rabbit's Foot
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| small n0rx | 6? | 0-9 |
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| name the Snowman | special | 0 | Created by players with a Snowman; Has that player's name; Throw Snowballs to increase its size and HP
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| Soft Wolf | 6-14 | 1-2 | May also appear as Hard Wolf
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| N Soldier Ants | N | 1 x N | Found on Bad Lands
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| Witch | 500 | 50 | Drops 1-8 Mana and a Familiar; May turn you into a toad (for 15AP?) and give you a Curse
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| Wolf | 6-14 | 1-2 | Also see Werewolves
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Retired Monsters
| Name | Initial Health | Damage x Attacks | Notes
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| Cities | 10 | 3 | Appeared as an April Fool
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| Evil player name | your max HP / 5 | 25 | Used to be created during the Pandora's Socks quest; Only attackable by the player who released them
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| Fire Fly | 1 | 1 | Gone but not forgotten
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| Flying Spaghetti Monster | 1000 | 10 | Found in the Great Desert and Kansas; Impervious to weapons; Hit with a Loaf of Bread to do 100 dmg or a Slice to do 10 dmg; Drops Garlic and Servings of Pasta
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| Heavenly Dragon | 24 | 10 x (25 - its HP) | Requires players of all 24 horoscope signs to kill it, and each player can do only 1 dmg
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