Quest: Advanced Military Service

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This was an April Fools joke, created on or about 1st April 2009. We think it's funny, but it's not serious. Maybe a real one will come along at some future date though. We live in hope. -- The Order Of The Wyrm (not a cabal)

Prerequisite: You must be a Sergeant, Elephant Gun.
Reward: New title, increased damage multiplier
Location: The Hunting Lodge 0E 100N DSSGCM
Cost: cost to make an Elephant Gun

Get an Elephant Gun and return to the Hunting Lodge:

That's a very nice gun, Sergeant!  Are you ready to hunt some REALLY big game?  Unfortunately, they won't fit 
in your Trophy Cabinet, but if you kill and skin them, we'll put them in our Trophy Room for you.

The list is visible in the Hunting Lodge only.

When you kill something new:

You skin it and take its hide! 

After 25 monsters are killed (3 left):

Good job, Sergeant.  Time for a promotion!

Getting promoted takes 200 AP. You get the title General, and your damage multiplier increases by one.

After this, General Cooke says:

I can't promote you past me.  Go talk to the 'King.

Monsters

The following monsters are on the list

  • Aralim
  • Big Air Dragon
  • Big Earth Dragon
  • Big Fire Dragon
  • Big Ice Dragon
  • Big Polychromatic Dragon
  • Big Water Dragon
  • Blind Tube Mare
  • Chasmallim
  • CSaur
  • C++Saur
  • Ebony Tree
  • Feral Cat
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Hacksaur
  • Hista
  • Killer Queen
  • Manic Minotaur
  • Monochromatic Dragon
  • Mutated Big Polychromatic Dragon
  • Mutated Polychromatic Dragon
  • Ophannim
  • Pirates
  • Saturday Knight
  • Seraphim
  • Whatthebutlersaur
  • Witch
  • Zu Warrior
Has anyone ever seen a Saturday Knight or MBPCD? I wasn't able to get those...Kangaroo part 2? --Dragon 18:39, 1 April 2009 (BST)
Can't say I've ever seen them -- Thog 19:15, 1 April 2009 (BST)
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