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  • Alignment: Air
  • Maximum Hit Points: 387
  • Base to-hit chance: 102%
  • Maximum Action Points: 461
  • Base AP Delay: 8 minutes.
  • Experience Points: 2672261
  • Damage Multiplier: 7
  • Movement Modifier: -4
  • Starsign: Undine
  • HP Healed: 3701
  • Total Action Points Spent: 86014
  • Total Distance Travelled: 16042
  • My Inventory
  • Right now (or "right now" maybe year 2008): A sudden career change occured in voverushkas life - now she's happily casting spells and doing almost no damage whatsoever to the surrounding monsters. Imp-ending slap is a funny little magic thingie, woosh [: After collecting some horrible music CDs, voverushka now has a very shiny background and is very shamanish. beware! Recently discovered ability to change alignment is fun - trying out different ones now. Anyone has spare magic beans? Palantir me!

While voverushka is on her magical journey, agzu decided to join the army. Sgt. agzu that is! Oh boy, was it fun to search for wicked little (and not so little) creatures in the woods and in the deserts, bushes and lakes, mountains and glaciers! Still, more buggers are yet to be found, so hold on to your chairs, this is not the end.. Only 4 left, but I have no idea where to find them. bah. And paplaukes, adopted ages ago, finally made it through the totems. Military service sounded as a good time waster..

Most recent and most embarassing moment of all times - getting killed by a RABBIT. Who could have known that two rabbits in a row will have nasty pointy sharp teeth? *sigh* I knew should have used Dragon stone two AP earlier..

In another news: By a very unfortunately stupid accident I've died recently and found a best way to heal from the ear infection (nasty souvenir from the sewage. yuck). I couldn't treat it even with the help of lots and lots of Boniface Potions. They seemed to do "something", but that "something" wasn't really helpful. But now, thanks to my death, I feel good as new!

Last night I had a very strange dream..

Great Lord Yendor's image appears, unshaven and with tinsel around his hat.
"Ahoy there matey! Thanks for playing at my Club! In keeping with the nautical theme I'd like to teach you
a lively hornpipe I  learned from an old salt from the Isle of Fright: it's an ancient song giving thanks
to the wind for bringing the sailor back swiftly  to their loved ones. No doubt a fellow lover of folk music
like yourself will enjoy it, and maybe it will keep you company if you're  ever out at sea on a cold night.
There's something magic about it, so listen carefully..."
You learn the tune but fumble a few times. You'd probably better practise.
While he plays you help yourself to a few of his special biscuits. There's also some interesting looking miniature bottles inside his upturned hat.
You gain 2 Magic Cookies.
You gain 8 Bottles of Grog.

Mmmm.. Cookies!

You eat the Magic Cookie.
This one's a Chocolate Chip Cookie.
You feel energetic.
You lose a Magic Cookie.
You eat the Magic Cookie.
This one's a Ginger Crunch Cream.
You feel energetic.
You lose a Magic Cookie.

Contents

My Cities progress so far

(I enjoy checklists, obviously)

I'm starting to run out of ideas, how to spend my AP - most of the quest are done already, the rest of them are not interesting or not worth doing. So most of the time these days I spend randomly wandering and bashing every creature in my way (:

Cities are back! Again! (2017)

What's this tube thing? Need to fix some information points, eh?

Cities Location Station Name Map Ref Tube Line Station Map
BrighthelmBrighthelm 62E 45S DSSGCMCircle
Northern
Brighthelm Map
BögnørBog End Station35E 157N DSSGCMNorthernBog End Map
Earth CityDump Station90E 5N DSSGCMCircleDump Map
Eastern MarketPumping94E 79N DSSGCMCircle
Jubal
Pumping Map
Interior
Festival
Tor78E 64N DSSGCM
80E 64N DSSGCM
JubalTor Map
Fire CityCemetery Station5E 90N DSSGCMCircleCemeteryMap
Forbidden CityMorningstar Crescent CircleMorningstar Crescent Map
Harvey FarmFarm and Castle7E 35N DSSGCM
1W 39N DSSGCM
Circle
Jubal
Farm & Castle Map
N/AOfficesN/AJubal (Westbound only)Offices Map
Space ElevatorElevation Station30E 38N DSSGCMNorthern
Jubal
Elevator Map
'Kingdom AirportAirport Parky Station16E 94N DSSGCMCircleAirport Parky Map
Royal PalacePalace14E 15N DSSGCMCirclePalace Map
Water CityPrecipitation Station95E 94N DSSGCMCircle
Jubal
WC Map
Western MarketWest Market5E 50N DSSGCMCircle
Access to Jubal
Westmarket Map
Windy CityInformation Station7E 6N DSSGCMCircleLibrary Map
Thieves' ForestForest23W 40N DSSGCMJubalForest Map
Thor's CottagePlissken96E 116N DSSGCMJubalPlissken Map
Blue PrinceFright40E 44S DSSGCMCircle
Northern
Fright Map
Northern MarketCamden40E 94N DSSGCMCircle
Northern
Camden Map


New quest, new quest!

Count Dante is here. "Do you desire that your hands and feet were deadly weapons, and that you could kill,
maim, disfigure, tear,  rend, and cripple your foes with the mere pressure of a fingertip? I can teach you."

paplaukes 35E 92N DSSGCM Starsign: Sylph, Starting element: Water, Career: Military (Sgt.)

Progress so far: Large Living Tar, Aurora Boreanaz, Roc, R.O.U.S, Cobra, Kitten (Cow), Small Mimic, perky n0rx, Large Mimic, Field mouse, Ice Dragon, Gygax, Wisp, Eagle, Vampire, Arctic Undine, Wolf

The clusters

Every self respecting geek should build one of these... Voverushka is the test subject for this quest. Pentium Motherboard 120MB Hard Disk Drive 2 EDO SIMM modules

  • Pentium CPU *
  • PC Tower Case *
  • Floppy Disk Drive *

PCI Graphics adapter

  • Quad-speed CD-ROM Drive*

IBM-Compatible PC

Mixology

Cold time of the year is coming, so why not make some alcohol drinks? [: Currently - done by voverushka. Table copied from the quest page

Cocktail Name Ingredients

Tequila Sunrise

  • Bottle of Tequila (3 lumps of cactus, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Orange Juice (orange, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Grenadine (pomegranate, empty bottle)

Done!

Zombie

  • Bottle of Lime Juice (lime, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Lemon Juice (lemon, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Rum (unmakeable)
  • Bottle of Orange Juice (orange, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Brandy (3 baskets of crushed plums, empty bottle)

Done!

Margherita

  • Bottle of Tequila (3 lumps of cactus, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Triple Sec (orange, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Pinch of Salt
  • Bottle of Lime Juice (lime, empty bottle)

Done!

Dry Martini

  • 3 Olives
  • Bottle of Vermouth (sprig of wormwood, bottle of wine)
  • 2 Bottles of Gin (2 juniper berries, 2 bottles of vodka=6 bottles of wine)

Done!

Gimlet

  • Bottle of Lime Juice (lime, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Gin (juniper berry, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Cockroach

  • Bottle of Tequila (3 lumps of cactus, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Kahlua (bag of ground coffee beans, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Vodka Martini

  • 3 Olives
  • Bottle of Vermouth (sprig of wormwood, bottle of wine)
  • 2 Bottles of Vodka (6 bottles of wine)

Done!

Planter's Punch

  • Bottle of Lime Juice (lime, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Rum (unmakeable)
  • Bottle of Orange Juice (orange, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Sparkling Water (buy in Spa at Water city for 250 g)

Done!

Sazerac

  • Bottle of Whisky (3 bags of grain mash, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Anisette (pinch of aniseed, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Gin and Tonic

  • Bottle of Gin
  • Bottle of Tonic Water (piece of chichona bark, bottle of sparkling water)
  • Lemon

Done!

Mule

  • Mug of Ginger Beer (ginger root, mug of ale)
  • Bottle of Lime Juice (lime, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Vodka (3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Mint Julep

  • Bottle of Whisky (3 bags of grain mash, empty bottle)
  • 3 Sprigs of Mint

Done!

Stinger

  • Bottle of Crème de Menthe (sprig of mint, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Brandy (3 baskets of crushed plums, empty bottle)

Done!

Champagne Cocktail

  • Bottle of Sparkling Wine
  • Bottle of Brandy (3 baskets of crushed plums, empty bottle)

Done!

Tequila Slammer

  • Bottle of Tequila (3 lumps of cactus, empty bottle)
  • Lime
  • Pinch of Salt

Done!

Bloody Mary

  • Bottle of Tomato Juice (tomato, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Vodka (3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Pepper Sauce (chilli pepper, bottle of vinegar)

Done!

Sloe Gin Fizz

  • Bottle of Sloe Gin (sloe, juniper berry, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Gin (juniper berry, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Sparkling Water (buy in Spa at Water city for 250 g)

Done!

Tom Collins

  • Bottle of Lemon Juice (lemon, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Gin (juniper berry, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Sparkling Water (buy in Spa at Water city for 250 g)

Done!

Brown Cow

  • Sprig of Wormwood
  • 3 Pints of Milk
  • Bottle of Kahlua (bag of ground coffee beans, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)

Done!

White Russian

  • Pint of Milk
  • Bottle of Kahlua (bag of ground coffee beans, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Vodka (3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Piña Colada

  • Bottle of Pineapple Juice (pineaple, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Coconut Milk (Coconut, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Rum (unmakeable)

Done!

Whiskey Mac

  • Bottle of Whisky (3 bags of grain mash, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Ginger Wine (ginger root, bottle of wine)

Done!

Mojito

  • Bottle of Rum (unmakeable)
  • Lime
  • 3 Sprigs of Mint

Done!

Brandy Alexander

  • Bottle of Brandy (3 baskets of crushed plums, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Creme de Cacao (bag of cacao powder [got cocoa pod], bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Nutmeg
  • Pint of cream

Done!

Grasshopper

  • Pint of Cream,
  • Bottle of Creme de Cacao (bag of cacao powder [got cocoa pod], bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Creme de Menthe (sprig of mint, bottle of vodka=3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Wallbanger

  • Bottle of Orange Juice (orange, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Herb Liqueur (Vanilla Pod, Pinch of Aniseed, Bottle of Vodka=3 bottles of wine)
  • Bottle of Vodka (3 bottles of wine)

Done!

Egg Nog

  • Nutmeg
  • 3 Eggs
  • Bottle of Brandy (3 baskets of crushed plums, empty bottle)

Done!

Daiquiri

  • 3 Bottles of Lime Juice (3 limes, 3 empty bottles)
  • Bottle of Rum (unmakeable)

Done!

Manhattan

  • Bottle of Whisky (3 bags of grain mash, empty bottle)
  • Bottle of Vermouth (sprig of wormwood, bottle of wine)

Done!

That was a bit unexpected..

You lose a Cactus.
Ouch! Thorns!
You gain a Lump of Cactus Pulp.

-5 HP for every Cactus!

I think I'm beyond bladered and wankered. Holy-guacamoly! (:

You sing '20 vbaOootTlesSzzsss oooF beeR!'
You sing '73 baoTtlehzzZzssZ OooF Beer oooN theh wawLl!'

And everything went dark. And I think I had short period of reduced AP cost. And hallucinations. Best quest ever! ((:

Oh god, this is really horrible. I don't think I can take in any more coctails! They are not that tasty, you know d:

You sing 'sseeh tHhHeh liIttLeh Goblinnn!'
The sound hurts your ears. -2 HP.

AND I'm really really cold AND I see hallucinations..

And finally, after the Mint Julep, the phrase I waited for so long..

There's nothing more I can teach you!

Yeah, sure. Maybe because I'm a TOAD now? d: ((:

In search for weird monstars!

Not so many of them left without my attention:

  • Whale --- whales, hello? where are you (:
  • Shrimp --- tricky one
  • Kangaroo -- huh?

Helping that Dorothy girl

(including bad taste in music)

You lose a Locket. 
Yeah... ok... go through.
Hi! says the wizard. You wanna learn level 2 magic? Sure.. why not? 
Yeah, ok! You're now a shaman! It's not as good as a full wizard, 
but at least you're not an apprentice any more. If you've not already done so, 
you should get yourself some spell books.

Finally. No more scary bad music in my Inventory. And shiny new background for me voverushka [: woo-hoo!

Totems quest (by paplaukes)

  • 8 66E 217S Air Dragon Totem -- 3 iron
  • 18 99E 258S Angel Totem -- Lime
  • 7 87E 215S Bull Totem -- pineapple
  • 10 37E 284S Crocodile Totem -- 7 Iron
  • 3 48E 300S Eagle Totem -- coconut
  • 12 26E 211S Earth Dragon Totem -- 4 iron
  • 19 41E 208S Fire Dragon Totem -- power crystal
  • 2 49E 300S Fire Fox Totem -- toy unicorn (i presume but don't remember)
  • 6 7E 273S Glow Worm Totem -- measure of serenity
  • 16 54E 209S Gnome Totem -- Pint of Fairy Liquid.
  • 11 78E 294S GNU Totem -- giant snowball
  • 21 21E 274S Lion Totem -- lemon
  • 4 51E 211S Penguin Totem -- pomegranate
  • 22 79E 212S Pheonix Totem -- 5 iron
  • 14 1E 228S Roc Totem -- copy of battlefield earth
  • 13 4E 209S Salamander Totem -- orange
  • 1 84E 236S Sparrow Totem -- erm.. something?
  • 24 47E 300S Sylph Totem -- Gram of Fairy Dust
  • 5 10E 205S Thunderbird Totem -- rattle
  • 9 6E 236S Toad Totem -- degree of enlightenment
  • 20 25E 214S Triffid Totem -- Can of Wyrms.
  • 23 51E 213S Undine Totem -- Perl
  • 17 13E 298S Water Dragon Totem -- Tee
  • 15 84E 217S Worm Totem -- rodden berry

Done done done done! woo-hoo!

You make the connection!
You lose a Gram of Fairy Dust.
Ancient forces increase your strength. (+5 max AP)
You have connected all 24 totems! You've earned 30 seconds apdelay. Go you!

Things to make

I will be making lots and lots of mixology-related drinks now. for a long long time, i guess (:

Earth Quests

  1. Earth Initiation / Getting Drunk
  2. Treasure Hunt
  3. Rock Soc Pub Crawl
  4. School of Hard Knocks - level 6

Fire Quests

  1. Getting Knighted
  2. Initiation
  3. Befriending the Guards
  4. The Duel
  5. Becoming a Baron
  6. Becoming an Earl
  7. Becoming a Duke
  8. The Gauntlet
  9. The Caverns/Bomb Squad

Water Quests

  1. Learning to Swim
  2. Initiation / First Aid
  3. Snark Hunt
  4. Becoming a Doctor
  5. Killing the Undead Dragon
  6. On Call - I will not do that I guess..
  7. Water Skin

Air Quests

  1. Initiation / Visiting 4 Cities
  2. Time and Space
  3. Creature Survey
  4. Standing Stones (Standing Stones)
  5. Fortune Tellers
  6. Totems - paplaukes character started this one.. so AP consuming!
You dig.
You find a magic apple!
You place it on the ground and wait.
After a while a Undine wonders into view. It ignores you totally and eats
some of the apple. A noise startles you and you look behind you. When you
look back both apple and creature have gone.
Thinking back, you remember your mother telling you that you were born under
the sign of the Undine!
You lose a Magic Compass.
Now using Fists.

Thief Quests

  1. Martial Arts Training at the Dojo - he asked for the Dawn Horn, and mine is broken ):
  2. Training from the Master Thief - first the Plum Pie, now Jar of Plum Jam. What's up with that? <strike>

Underground Quests

  1. Smelly Pete - no real need for this one
  2. <strike>South-West Tunnels
  3. North-West Tunnels
  4. North-East Tunnels
  5. Royal Engineer - I've got the Fur coat already, just too lazy to go back to the Sewers again. Nasty place.

Other Quests

  1. Collecting Cards
  2. Merchants Guild
  3. Jack and the Beanstalk
  4. Ghost Hunters Guild i would love to do this one again
  5. Animal Sanctuary - aka Harvey Farm
  6. Pandora's Socks
  7. Herman the Hermit
  8. Talisman Maker and Heinlein Books - some books are not as common (:
  9. The Cities Photo Challenge


School of Hard Knocks

I look after too many characters now (: and every one of them is on the different level. No more lists in this part. But I'm always willing to change phoenix feathers to crocodile scales, anyway!

Standing stones (done by voverushka)

Finally over!

Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth.
You lose a Sun Flower.
You are feel the stones power making you healthier (+5 max AP)
You have now made an offering at the entire network of standing stones. The combined 
power reduces your AP regen. time by one, and you can now move freely between the stones.

Stuff i needed:

  • Sunflower, Bunch of Grapes, Sheaf of Wheat, Eel, Lion Fish, Flying Fish, Cod, Earth stone, Fire stone, Water stone, Air stone, Fire talisman, Water talisman, Earth talisman, Air talisman, Measure of Serenity, Clove of Garlic, Feather, Jar of Plum Jam, Loaf of Bread, Piece of Chalk, Legolas Coctail, Gollum Coctail, Gandalf Coctail

Standing stones (done by myself)

  • Things i needed:

Gandalf Cocktail, Frodo Cocktail, Bilbo Cocktail, D12, D10, D8, D4, D6, Cucumber, SunFlower, Bunch of Grapes, Sheaf of Wheat, Eel, Lion Fish, Flying fish, Cod, Earth Stone, Fire Stone, Water Stone, Air Stone, Fire Talisman, Water Talisman, Earth Talisman, Air Talisman

Looty!

I got a bit confused after this:

You attack the Cow.
Mooo?
You cause 4 points of damage, and receive 4 experience.
You slay the Cow.
You gain a Beef Steak.
*You gain 20000 Gold Pieces.*

Huh? (:

Both Vorpal blade AND Glass sword on some snake? Must be my lucky day!

You slay the Snake.
You gain a Sun Stone.
You gain 260 Gold Pieces.
You gain 2 Huge Fire Crackers.
You gain a Harmonica.
You gain a Vorpal Blade.
You gain 4 Arrows.
You gain a Snake Skin.
You gain a Glass Sword.

Venemous eye:

You slay the Duck-Billed Venemous Eye.
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain 2 Align All to Air Spells.
You gain 2 Air Talismans.
You gain 2 Brave Stars.
You gain 2 Sheets of Paper.
You gain 2 Short Bows.
You gain 2 Sixteenths of the Moon.
You gain 552 Gold Pieces.
You gain 2081 Bits of Gold.
You gain 2 Fungal Spray Spells.
You gain 89 Arrows.
You gain 2 Water Bomb Spells.
You gain 2 Fleeting Strength Spells.
You gain 2 Hop South Spells.
You gain 2 Pocket Watches.

(too bad I don't need most of that stuff. Oh well..)

Skull Gulls are wealthy! Lotsa junk!

You slay the Skull Gull.
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain a Card: The Lovers.
You gain a D6.
You gain 2 Sheets of Paper.
You gain a Sun Stone.
You gain 2221 Gold Pieces.
You gain a D20.
You gain an Accordion.
You gain 4 Mall Talismans.
You gain 2 Harmonicas.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.
You gain 2 Earth Talismans.
You gain a Fire Talisman.
You gain an Empty Mug.
You gain an Earth Stone.
You gain 10 Clean Bandages.
You gain a Magic Ruby.
You gain 2 Water Stones.
You gain a Brave Star.
You gain 2 Water Talismans.
You gain a Short Bow.
You gain 24 Skull Gull Skulls.
You gain a Small Map.
You gain a Mug of Coffee.
You gain an Air Stone.
You gain a Rainbow Blade.
Now using Fists.

Burgundy Beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of 'Vogue'.
You gain 17000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glowing Sun Stone Bling.

a bit disappointing..

Some wealthy bat:

You attack the Bat.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 20 experience.
You slay the Bat.
You gain a Bow.
You gain a Barbelith Talisman.
You gain an Earth Talisman.
You gain a Brave Star.
You gain a Water Talisman.
You gain a Fire Talisman.
You gain 306 Gold Pieces.

all kinds of stuff, and yet - no antidote.. \:

Yellow Beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Fire Bow.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain 11000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Bling of Ice.

Orange Beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain 14000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Ghastly Bling.

Indigo beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Water Sword.
You gain a Cruel Blade.
You gain 19000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Feathered Bling.

Magenta Beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Ruby Slipper.
You gain 23000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Onyx Bling.

Gold Beards Treasure:

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Can of Wyrms.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain 14000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Horizontal Bling.

Fuchsia Beards Treasure:

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Water Talisman.
You gain a Gold Piece.
You gain a Map.
You gain a Copy of To Sail Beyond the Sunset.
You gain 9000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Healing Bling.

Puce Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of 'Vogue'.
You gain a Disguise Kit.
You gain an Air Sword.
You gain a Copy of 'Strong Enough'.
You gain a Cloak of Invisibility.
You gain a Gold Piece.
You gain a Void Calling Spell.
You gain 21000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Sun Stone Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Tan Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Recall Spell.
You gain a Pair of Beer Goggles.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain a Copy of 'Where Is My Man'.
You gain a Hill Fort Permit.
You gain 24000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a The One Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Cyan Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest. 
You gain a Pair of Beer Goggles. 
You gain a Plan for a Survey Vessel. 
You gain a Bowling Permit. 
You gain a Cloak of Invisibility. 
You gain a Possibility. 
You gain 22 Gold Pieces. 
You gain a Skip South Spell. 
You gain 25000 Gold Pieces. 
You gain a Horizontal Bling. 
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Teal Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of 'Vogue'.
You gain a Water Sword.
You gain 21000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a The One Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Indigo Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of 'Vogue'.
You gain a Fire Knife.
You gain a Copy of 'Over the Rainbow'.
You gain 28 Arrows.
You gain a Copy of 'Man! I Feel Like A Woman!'.
You gain a Copy of The Number of the Beast.
You gain 25000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Bling Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

A bit of disappointment, isn't it? (:

Magenta Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Mail On Sunday.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Copy of 'Relax'.
You gain 29 Gold Pieces.
You gain 25000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Emerald Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

I think treasures used to be more exciting when I was young. *sigh*

Gold Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain an Earth Knife.
You gain a Plan for a Boat.
You gain 21000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Watch Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Orange Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Space Rocket.
You gain an Air Knife.
You gain a Fire Sword.
You gain a Wand of Anger.
You gain 4000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Opal Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

One day I got really borred, so I bought 5 Mysterious Envelopes, 20002 Gold each. Fun Fun FUN! (: And totally worth it, I would say. (Forgot to preserve the findings or the name of the first one, but it was really nice too)

Aqua Beards Treasure number one

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Space Rocket.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain a Copy of 'Macho Man'.
You gain 21000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Misril Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Grey Beards Treasure

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain an Annoyance.
You gain a Disguise Kit.
You gain an Air Bow.
You gain a Fire Knife.
You gain a Can of Wyrms.
You gain 14 Arrows.
You gain 20000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Diamond Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Aqua Beards Treasure number two

You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain an Annoyance.
You gain an Earth Knife.
You gain a Copy of 'Strong Enough'.
You gain a More-Compressed Air Spell.
You gain a Copy of 'Macho Man'.
You gain a Void Calling Spell.
You gain 8000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Healing Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Maroon Beards Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Disguise Kit.
You gain a Mug of Coffee (decaf).
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Silver Sword.
You gain 65 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Strength Spell.
You gain 16000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Opal Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Alas, borred again..

Not THAT'S what I call a proper Pinata!

You attack the Pinata in a Tree.
You cause 1 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
You slay the Pinata in a Tree.
You gain 11 Yellow Candies.
You gain 15 Green Candies.
You gain 11 Black Candies.
You gain 12 Pink Candies.
You gain 105 Gold Pieces.
You gain 10 Brown Candies.
You gain 7 White Candies.
You gain a Pair of Scissors.
You gain a Cloak of Invisibility.
You gain 16 Purple Candies.
You gain 6 Red Candies.
You gain 8 Orange Candies.
You gain a Crystal Ball.
You gain 4 Blue Candies.
You gain a Clean Bandage.
It was full of sweets and stuff!

THE VENTS, oh dear

  • Vents are marked in grey, paths in brown.
  • To the west of the westernmost Vents on the map lie the Death Mountains, likewise in the south and east.
  • The first Vent inside Death Mountains is marked with coordinates.
  • Times are in 24 hour format, Cities time.
53N
X
Vent
X
Vent
X
Vent
11-12
X
Vent
2-3
X
Vent
16-17
X
Vent
6-7
X
Ultimate
Altar
20-21
X
Vent
11-12
X
Vent
X
52N
Vent
Vent
Vent
Vent
Vent
21-22
Sat
Vent
11-12
Fri
Vent
01-02
18th, Fri
Vent
16-17
17th, Thu
Vent
X
51N
Vent
Vent
Vent
21-22
Vent
Vent
Fri
Vent
16-17
Thu
Vent
06-07
17th, Thu
Vent
16th, Wed
Vent
X
50N
Vent
Vent
Vent
Fri
Vent
Vent
07-08
Thu
Vent
21-22
Wed
Vent
11-12
15th, Tue
Vent
1-2
15th, Tue
Vent
X
49N
Vent
Vent
Vent
Vent
Thur
Vent
16th, Wed
Vent
Tue
Vent
16-17
14th, Mon
Vent
06-07
14th, Mon
Vent
X
48N
Vent
Vent
Vent
Vent
02-03
Wed
Vent
17-18
15th, Tue
Vent
07-08
Mon
Vent
21-22
13th, Sun
Vent
11-12
13th, Sun
Vent
X
47N
Vent
Vent
Vent
Tue
Vent
7-8
14th, Mon
Vent
21-22
Mon
Vent
Sun
Vent
02-03
12th, Sat
Vent
16-17
11th, Fri
Vent
X
46N
Vent
Vent
Vent
22-23
14th, Mon
Vent
Sun
Vent
02-03
Sun
Vent
17-18
Sat
Vent
07-08
11th, Fri
Vent
21-22
10th, Thu
Vent
X
45N
Vent
Vent
Vent
13th, Sun
Vent
Sat
Vent
07-08
Sat
Vent
22-23
Fri
Vent
12-13
10th, Thu
Vent
02-03
9th, Wed
Vent
X
44N
Vent
Vent
Vent
8-9
12th, Sat
Vent
22-23
11th, Fri
Vent
10th, Thu
Vent
02-03
Thu
**Vent**
17-18
9th, Wed
Vent
07-08
8th, Tue
Vent
X
43N
Vent
Vent
Vent
11th, Fri
Vent
3-4
10th, Thu
Vent
9th, Wed
**Vent**
07-08
Wed
**Vent**
22-23
8th, Tue
Vent
12-13
7th, Mon
Vent
X
42N
Vent
Vent
Fri
Vent
18-19
10th, Thu
Vent
9th, Wed
Vent
22-23
8th, Tue
**Vent**
12-13
7th
Tue
Vent
03-04
7th
7th, Mon
Vent
Vent
X
41N
Vent
Vent
Wed
Vent
9th, Wed
Vent
13-14
8th, Tue
Vent
03-04
7th
7th, Mon
**Vent**
17-18
6th
Mon
Vent
08-09
6th, Sun
Vent
22-23
12th, Sat
Vent
X
40N
Vent
Vent
8th, Tue
Vent
03-04
8th, Tue
Vent
18-19
7th, Mon
Vent
08-09
6th
6th, Sun
**Vent**
22-23
Sat
Vent
Vent
11th, Fri
Vent
X
39N
X?
Vent
04-05
8th, Tue
Vent
18-19
7th, Mon
Vent
08-09
7th, Mon
Vent
23-24
6th, Sun
**Vent**
13-14
Sat
**Vent**
03-04
Vent
13-14
Vent
8-9
10th, Thu
Vent
X
38N
Vent
09-10
7th, Mon
Vent
23-24
6th, Sun
Vent
13-14
5th, Sat
Vent
03-04
Sat
**Vent**
18-19
11th,18th Fri
Vent
08-09
Vent
22-23
10th, Thu
Vent
13-14
Vent
X
37N
7th, Mon
Vent
14-15
6th, Sun
Vent
04-05
12th, Sat
**Vent**
18-19
Fri
**Vent**
08-09
11th, Fri
**Vent**
10th, Thu
Vent
13-14
9th, Wed
Vent
Vent
Vent
X
36N
6th, Sun
Vent
19-20
5th, Sat
Vent
09-10
Fri
**Vent
38E 36N**
23-24
10th, Thu
Vent
13-14
Vent
4-5
9th, Wed
Vent
Vent
Vent
Vent
X
36E 37E 38E 39E 40E 41E 42E 43E 44E
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