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Because I can never remember where anything is...

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Stats

  • Alignment: Fire
  • Base AP Delay: 8 Minutes
  • Base to-hit chance: 177%
  • Caffiene Tolerance: Likely maxed
  • Class: Shaman
  • Cucumber Sandwiches Eaten: 10 (for 4 bonuses)
  • Damage Multiplier: 1
  • Dragon's Blood Drunk: 53
  • Experience Points: Over 17m
  • Gorgan-zola Sandwichs Eaten: 6 (out of 6)
  • Human Liver eaten: 1 (out of 1)
  • Lycanthropy Status: Not Infected
  • Maximum Hit Points: 88
  • Maximum Action Points: 319
  • Movement Modifier: -4
  • Number of Times Died: 9
  • Number of Times Entered a State of Perfect Caffination: Twice, at 100, and 400 Cups
  • Slices of Birthday Cake Eaten: Maxed Out
  • Potions of Accuracy Drank: 66 (out of 66)
  • Snake Identify Ability: Don't have
  • Spice Tolerance: 1
  • Starsign: GNU
  • Triffid Stings Eaten: 11

Things that might help you if you look at them

Werewolf Translator

I made this neat little thing that lets you type in normal text, and rewrites it so that werewolves can say it!

Cryptic Werewolf Translator

Okay, this one is harder to read, but I like it better, it's way more awesome.

Readable Werewolf Translator

This one is way more legible, and it has upper and lower case support. Soooooo... if you like using those, you'll most likely enjoy this one way more... I can't say I like the way I made some of the letters on this one, but I did the best that could be done.


Notable Things/Funnies from the Game and IRC

You attack the The Giant.
You show the head to the The Giant. It is turned to stone.
You slay the The Giant.
You gain a Cursed Sword.
You gain 10000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Possibility.
You gain a Spirit Sword.

A good way to start off the day. Makes those 180+ AP and Primary Key spent finding the dam place worth it.

You attack the Treeman.
You cause 100 points of damage, and receive 1500 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
A spell wore off.
You slay the Treeman.
You gain a Disguise Kit.
You gain 10 Pieces of Wood.
You gain a Hill Fort Permit.
You gain 15 Pieces of Ancient Wood.

I was just walking aimlessly for a few AP, and saw the guy. That's most Ancient Wood I've ever got from a single kill.

You attack the Pinata in a Tree.
You cause 1 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
Your weapon gets more ticked off...
You lose a Cross Bow.
You gain an Angry Bow.
You lose a Quarrel.
You slay the Pinata in a Tree.
You gain a Fountain Pen.
You gain a Card: Death.
You gain a Quarrel.
You gain a Short String.
You gain 90 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
It was full of cool stuff!

The funny thing is, I was just thinking, "I hope my weapon levels up!", and a glass sword? Too sheweet to be real. One of my best Pinata kills ever.

You attack the Bling Wraith.
You cause 4000 points of damage, and receive 20000 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
You slay the Bling Wraith.
You gain a Gold Bling.
You gain an Emerald Bling.

Holy fu-! Can we swear on the wiki?

You attack the Cow.
Mooo?
You cause 20 points of damage, and receive 40 experience.
You slay the Cow.
You gain 20000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Beef Steak.

Shweet...

You attack the Pinata in a Tree.
You cause 1 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
The Pinata in a Tree gets angry.
You slay the Pinata in a Tree.
You gain 4 Mugs of Coffee (proper).
You gain a Copy of 'It's Raining Men'.
You gain a Sheet of Paper.
You gain 399 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Pair of Scissors.
You gain an Emerald Athame.
You gain a Fire Stone.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Wand of Illusion.
You gain 2 Mugs of Coffee (decaf).
You gain a Clean Bandage.
It was full of cool stuff!

Oh, how it was full of cool stuff, oh, how it was...

You attack the Pheonix (gen. 15).
You cause 2 points of damage, and receive 212 experience.
You slay the Pheonix (gen. 15).
You gain a Card: The Lovers.
You gain an Air Wand.
You gain a Copy of Sixth Column.
You gain 42 Units of Charcoal.
You gain a Sacrificial Sword.
You gain 12581 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Morning Star.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Fire Talisman.
You gain an Empty Mug.
You gain 91 Phoenix Feathers.
You gain a Plowshare.
You gain a Climbing Gear.
You gain 2 Cloaks of Invisibility.
You gain 3 Mugs of Coffee (decaf).
You gain 37 Arrows.
You gain 2 Water Wands.

The highest Pheonix I've ever killed. I was going to bring it to 16, but he just wouldn't level up, I got pissed, and just killed 'em.

The Small Earth Dragon lets you pass.
You go East. 
Your Gold Bling has worn out.
You take off a Gold Bling.
You lose a Gold Bling.

That's bullsh-! ... One of the down sides of playing at 1am in the morning. Forgetting to take off Gold Blings after offering D12s at Standing Stone XVIII.

You attack the Crocodile.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 320 experience.
You lose a Quarrel.
You attack the Crocodile.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 320 experience.
You lose a Quarrel.
You attack the Crocodile.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 320 experience.
You lose a Quarrel.
You attack the Crocodile.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 320 experience.
Your Furious Bow (16 10x97%) has worn out.
You lose a Furious Bow.
You lose a Quarrel.
The Crocodile causes 10 points of damage.

Oh, no! I only have one left now! It didn't even have any scales on it.

You attack the Shrieking Harpy.
You show the head to the Shrieking Harpy. It is turned to stone.
Your Head of the Gorgan has worn out.
You lose a Head of the Gorgan.
You slay the Shrieking Harpy.
You gain a Light Wand.
You gain an Earth Sword.
You gain an Earth Wand.
You gain a Wand of Anger.
You gain a Water Wand.
You gain a Midas Wand.

Worth it. So worth it.

You attack the Shrieking Harpy.
You show the head to the Shrieking Harpy. It is turned to stone.
Your Head of the Gorgan has worn out.
You lose a Head of the Gorgan.
You slay the Shrieking Harpy.
You gain a Light Wand.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Death Wand.
You gain a Wand of Anger.

Still worth it.

You attack the Mother.
You cause 400 points of damage, and receive 6000 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
You slay the Mother.
You gain an Air Wand.
You gain a Vitality Spell.
You gain 62 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain 4 Issues.

Killing your mother gives you glass swords. A good life leason. *nods*

You attack the Shrieking Harpy.
You cause 1400 points of damage, and receive 14000 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
You slay the Shrieking Harpy.
You gain a Light Wand.
You gain an Air Wand.
You gain a Bowling Permit.
You gain a Clock of Invisibility.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain 20 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Earth Wand.
You gain a Water Wand.

Killing them with Fire Balls is a much better action to take.

You attack the Manatee.
You cause 20000 points of damage, and receive 600000 experience.
You lose a Glass Sword.
Your glass sword shatters!
A spell wore off.
You slay the Manatee.
You gain a Harpoon.
You gain a Magic-Good.

Most XP I've ever got in a single hit!

You attack the Gorgan.
You show the head to the Gorgan. It is turned to stone.
You slay the Gorgan.
You gain an All or Nothing Spell.
You gain a Copy of 'Strong Enough'.
You gain a Skip North Spell.
You gain a Head of the Gorgan.
You gain a Cursed Sword.

W00t! Everybody loves Cursed Swords!

You attack the Sister.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 20 experience.
Your Cursed Sword (20 93%) has worn out.
You lose a Cursed Sword.
You slay the Sister.
You gain a Become Air Spell.

...hate my sister...

You feel lovely!
You are hot.
You attack the Sand Worm.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 640 experience.
You lose a Quarrel.
You attack the Sand Worm.
You cause 32 points of damage, and receive 640 experience.
Your Furious Bow (16 10x97%) has worn out.
You lose a Furious Bow.
You lose a Quarrel.
The Sand Worm misses you.
Now using Fists.

Danm it...

You attack the Snake.
You cause 162 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
You slay the Snake.
You gain 2 Snake Skins.
You gain 50 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Rainbow Blade.

Shweet!

You are a tiny bit cold.
You attack the Snake.
You cause 160 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
You lose a Fire Ball.
You slay the Snake.
You gain a Mug of Coffee (decaf).
You gain 2 Snake Skins.
You gain 195 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.

Whoa... That was just a few seconds after the one above...

You feel lovely!
You attack the Cute Seal.
Crunch!
You cause 20 points of damage, and receive 20 experience.
You slay the Cute Seal.
You gain a Seal Pelt.
You gain a Vorpal Blade.
You gain 34 Gold Pieces.

I'm diabolic, high on drugs, killing baby seals, and I get a Vorpal Blade. Awesome!

You attack the Kraken.
You cause 40000 points of damage, and receive 600000 experience.
You lose a Glass Sword (Kraken bane).
Your glass sword shatters!
A spell wore off.
The Kraken misses you.
Now using Fists.

It's fun to see that much XP in one hit again.

You attack the Bling Wraith.
You cause 24 points of damage, and receive 120 experience.
The sword slurps up the life blood...
You lose a Daemonic Sword.
You gain a Daemonic Great Sword.
You slay the Bling Wraith.
You gain a Major Healing Bling.
You gain a Misril Bling.

The first good BW in awhile, and my second Daemonic Great Sword!

The Huge Reptile (apparently) lets you pass.

Heh. It's like he only apparently let me pass. Kind of funny.

You attack the Small Air Dragon.
You cause 20 points of damage, and receive 160 experience.
You slay the Small Air Dragon.
You gain an Air Wand.
You gain a Record.
You gain 72 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Air Stone.

I never would have got it if I didn't wonder around, inflicting random monsters with lycanthropy (to make sure it doesn't die out). My heart skipped a beat when I saw it. Or maybe it beat once extra hard, I'm not sure.

You attack the Eagle.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 20 experience.
You slay the Eagle.
You gain a Broad Sword.
You gain a Distaff.
You gain an Earth Talisman.
You gain a Sextant.
You gain a Copy of 'Express Yourself'.
You gain 198 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain 10 Feathers.

Only minutes after getting the record.

You attack the Small Earth Dragon.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 50 experience.
You slay the Small Earth Dragon.
You gain a Night Stick.
You gain 218 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.

ANOTHER Glass Sword? It's like I've died and gone to rare item heaven! Wait, I am in cloud land... Is that heaven?

You attack the Small Earth Dragon.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 50 experience.
You slay the Small Earth Dragon.
You gain 117 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain a Water Wand.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster werewolf.

You attack the Hippy.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 10 experience.
You slay the Hippy.
You gain a Mug of Ale.
You gain 7 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Mysterious Envelope.

Got well being a werewolf. I love being a werewolf!

You attack the Holly Tree.
You cause 3 points of damage, and receive 3 experience.
You lose a Quarrel.
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You cause 3 points of damage, and receive 3 experience.
Your Furious Bow (16 10x99%) has worn out.
You lose a Furious Bow.
You lose a Quarrel.
Horsea misses the Holly Tree.
The Holly Tree misses you.
Now using Fists.

Ah, shi-! I thought, it's not going to break, but, yeah...

You attack the  (5 Cannon).
You cause 40000 points of damage, and receive 1200000 experience.
Your Plot Hook (20000 96%) has worn out.
You lose a Plot Hook.
A spell wore off.
Horsea misses the  (4 Cannon).
The  (4 Cannon) attacks 4 times.
The  (4 Cannon) causes 15 points of damage.
Your Gauntlet absorbs 7 damage.
The  (4 Cannon) causes 8 points of damage.
The  (4 Cannon) misses you.
The  (4 Cannon) misses you.

Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, yeeeeaaah...

You attack the  (1 Cannon).
You cause 100 points of damage, and receive 1500 experience.
The sword slurps up the life blood...
You lose a Daemonic Great Sword.
The sword melts.
A spell wore off.
You slay the  (1 Cannon).
You gain a Space Rocket.
You gain a Pirate Hat.
You gain a Bind Spirit Spell.
You gain a Treasure Chest.

The first ####ing pirate I kill with out a Gorgan head, and my sword melts. I wasted plot weapons on him and everything. What a ####ing slap in the face...

You attack the Pheonix (gen. 19).
You cause 4 points of damage, and receive 688 experience.
You slay the Pheonix (gen. 19).
You gain 2 Mugs of Coffee (proper).
You gain 4 Doses of Magic Powder.
You gain a Record.
You gain 54 Units of Charcoal.
You gain 19723 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Mayfly Egg.
You gain a Morning Star.
You gain a Card: Temperance.
You gain a Mall Talisman.
You gain a Badge.
You gain a Golden Gun.
You gain a Fire Wand.
You gain a Map.
You gain a Clean Bandage.
You gain 2 Earth Wands.
You gain a Spikey Ninja Throwing Star.
You gain 153 Phoenix Feathers.
You gain a D4.
You gain 2 Huge Fire Crackers.
You gain a Mug of Coffee (decaf).
You gain 138 Arrows.

I killed it too early by mistake, I didn't check to see if the Leech I was using leveled up or not. I was like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-", and then I looked over what I got and was all "I'm okay with this.", so all is well.

(11:58:46 PM) BortJr: Anybody awake that can tell me about semaphore errors in widows?
(11:59:05 PM) Cameron: I can't
(11:59:32 PM) BortJr: got a 2.5 laptop drive in a usb enclosure that won't play nice.
(11:59:39 PM) HihoSilver_Away: Widows. That's a name for it I've never heard, and I kinda like it.
(12/05/2007 12:00:16 AM) BortJr: my typographical errors are generally an interesting source of hidden wisdom
(12:00:33 AM) Cameron: Heh....widows
(12:00:42 AM) ***HihoSilver_Away giggles.
(12:01:12 AM) Cameron: Heh. They don't have husbands
(12:02:28 AM) Cameron: I'm crankin' up over here... Why is everything so funny at midnight?
(12:03:05 AM) BortJr: because you are all cranked up?
(12:03:18 AM) BortJr: on CRANK!?
(12:04:06 AM) BortJr: time to take inventory. it's midnight, a snowstorm is coming through tonight, and i have about 5 ciggarettes left.
(12:04:25 AM) Cameron: I meant "cracking"... I think
(12:04:40 AM) Cameron: Only five?
(12:04:40 AM) BortJr: cracking under the pressure of DOING CRANK!?
(12:04:57 AM) Cameron: And, yes
(12:05:05 AM) BortJr: approximately. i could stretch it to ten with the pipe tobacco, but that still wont get me through tomorrow.
(12:05:19 AM) Cameron: Run to the store!
(12:05:33 AM) BortJr: I'm debating waking Betty up to do a run.
(12:05:56 AM) Cameron: Debating? GET IN THE CAR!!!

I can't stop laughing about this. I'll see if it's still funny when I wake up. - Cameron 05:14, 5 December 2007 (GMT)

It's not that funny anymore... - Cameron 19:16, 5 December 2007 (GMT)

(8:22:31 PM) Cameron: !item Possibilitiy
(8:22:33 PM) Alberta: Cameron: None on offer. How about a nice Bag of 6.3e+47 Kipple?
(8:22:51 PM) Cameron: !item Bag of 6.3e+47 Kipple
(8:22:53 PM) Alberta: Cameron: None on offer. How about a nice *ZOT* from a GL?
(8:23:09 PM) Cameron: !item *ZOT*
(8:23:13 PM) Alberta: Cameron: None on offer. How about a nice Bag of 6.3e+47 Kipple?
(10:49:17 PM) Albert: >> The Pig has just killed Earl Cako MD in cloudland.
(10:49:18 PM) Alberta: Cako, noooooooo!
(11:08:15 PM) ScurvyPirate: Pig probably died in mid-flight. Crushed him on the way down. That kind of thing will only happen when pigs fly.

Quest Checklist

Earth Quests

  1. Earth Initiation / Getting Drunk
  2. Treasure Hunt
  3. Rock Soc Pub Crawl
  4. School of Hard Knocks - Done three levels
  5. Ultimate Altar of Earth (The Taxing Cellar)
    1. Aggregation - 'Kingdom - The Spirit of Aggregation

Fire Quests

  1. Initiation
  2. Befriending the Guards
  3. The Duel
  4. The Gauntlet
  5. The Caverns/Bomb Squad

Water Quests

  1. Learning to Swim
  2. Initiation / First Aid
  3. Snark Hunt
  4. Becoming a Doctor
  5. Killing the Undead Dragon
  6. Water Skin
  7. Blue Flowers / Antidote
  8. Cure Poison

Air Quests

  1. Initiation / Visiting 4 Cities
  2. Time and Space
  3. Creature Survey
  4. Standing Stones (Standing Stones)
  5. Fortune Tellers
  6. Totems
  7. Ultimate Altar of Air (The Vents)
    1. Circumnavigation - Everywhere: Starts at 14N

Knight Quests

  1. Getting Knighted
  2. Becoming a Baron
  3. Becoming an Earl
  4. Becoming a Duke
  5. Military Service
  6. Advanced Military Service

Mage Quests

  1. Becoming an Apprentice
  2. Becoming a Shaman / Help Dorothy
  3. Evil Dr. Em
  4. Trail of Trials (Reagent-less casting and Eye Pod skills)
  5. Becoming an Archmage

Armourer Quests

  1. Becoming a Smith
  2. Becoming an Armourer
  3. Becoming a Master Armourer
  4. Blue Prince

Other Quests

The Frozen North

  1. Thor in a Cottage
  2. Magic Egg Hunt
  3. North Pole
  4. Asgard
  5. Ancient Castle
    1. Rainbow Guards
    2. Ruthven's Office
  6. Quantum Mechanic

The Frozen South

  1. Deliver a Piano to Northwich

The Underground Altars

  1. Smelly Pete
  2. South-West Tunnels
  3. North-West Tunnels
  4. North-East Tunnels
  5. South-East Tunnels

Armour Training

  1. Jock McStrapp
  2. Paul
  3. Brian

Musical Training

  1. Pop Idol
  2. First Open Mic Night/Devil Went Down to Cities (First Solid Gold Fiddle)
  3. Second Open Mic Night/Devil Went Down to Cities (Second Solid Gold Fiddle)
  4. Third Open Mic Night/Devil Went Down to Cities (Third Solid Gold Fiddle)
  5. Fourth Open Mic Night/Devil Went Down to Cities (Fourth Solid Gold Fiddle)

Foraging

  1. Herman the Hermit: Aromatic plants
  2. Herman the Hermit: Toxicology

Martial Arts Training

  1. Martial Arts Training at the Dojo
  2. Advanced Martial Arts Training
  3. Poison Hand

Trains

  1. Information Points
  2. Trainspotting Guild

Pets

  1. Pet License
  2. Horsie Genome Project

Miscellaneous Quests

  1. Collecting Cards
  2. Jack and the Beanstalk
  3. Merchants Guild
  4. Animal Sanctuary
  5. Talisman Maker and Heinlein Books
  6. Training from the Master Thief
  7. Ghost Hunters Guild
  8. Slay the Gorgan
  9. Pandora's Socks
  10. Mixology
  11. Royal Engineer
  12. Dread Cthu1hu's Garden
  13. The Goodyear Pimp
  14. Paparazzi
  15. Longbrow's Cave
  16. Twelve Days of Christmas
  17. Compute-Cluster
  18. Drunken Party

Goals/To-do List

Spell stuff: Rivets (Headhunters in the Oz inner region).

Level up all my Upset Bows.

Get fuds for mah ponies!

Get and level up a lot of Daemonic Weapons and some of those Crow Bows, the Murder Bow is a nice thing to use when my Furious Bow breaks.

Manic Minotaurs, Woolly Mammoths, Giant Clams, Jasons, Mirror Monsters, and Sir Tims are good to level up Daemonic Knifes.

Kill Jasons to get tanks and shells, tanks rule.

Get my Max AP to 400 and HP to 500, and never let 'em drop below that (I use drugs a lot).*

Fill in the unknown info for the non-basic alignments.

Get 65000 gp, 130 Triffid Stings, 260 Crocodile Scales, 260 Phoenix Feathers, and 130 Roc Rocks for Hard Knocks (level 16)*

*Not too sure I want to do this. Despite the fact that I have only 86 max HP and dropping, I have 6000+ HP. I've learned that unlike most RPGs, where spell casters can't take much damage, Cities wizards are different, they can less damage then anything, and can live though it easy. And almost anything any other class can do to stay alive, a wizard can as well. Plus, the last time I had over 5000+ HP, it took forever to get to just below 1000, then the Duck-billed Pentacle popped up, so now I have 6000+ HP.

...okay, I can't do that exploit anymore, but if I hide and wear hats, I can get over my max HP. So I still don't know if I want to get more max HP. In general, max stats don't matter to me right now, if I manage to burn up all my AP and HP, I'll think about doing these at some point.

Notes and such for myself

Furious Bow - A very evil looking 10 shot crossbow +

Murder Bow - 5 long bows fused together +

Mirror +

Daemonic Chainsaw Nunchucks - Rusty and evil looking chains saws

Flaming Sword - A sword of fire

Glass Sword +

Golden Gun

Vorpal Blade - A curved, brown sword

Chausse (Legs)x2 - Pants/socks things

Gauntlet (Hands)x2 +

Haubergeon (Body) - This

Wizards Hat - This

Winged Boot x2 +

Peeves, Hates and Obsessions - whatever raw anger looks like +

Sea Horsie - A big sea horse

Seal Fur Coat - P.I.M.P +

Fur Coat - P.I.M.P

Fiddle - Not a flute +

Fire Ball +

Head of the Gorgan - This +

Midas Wand - Fansy gold wand +

Giant Dung Beetle 11
Familiar 2
Ferret 4
Troll 10
Sea Horsie 8
Pwny 4

Anabasis

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