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Completed Quests:
Becoming a Smith
Becoming an Armourer
Blue Prince
Becoming an Apprentice
Becoming a Shaman
Two Trails of Trials
Evil Dr. Em
Learning to Swim
Initiation / First Aid
Becoming a Doctor
On Call
Water Skin
Cure Poison Level 1
Snark Hunt
Killing the Undead Dragon
Initiation / Visiting 4 Cities
Creature Survey
Time and Space
Standing Stones
Fortune Tellers
Initiation / Getting Drunk
Rock Soc Pub Crawl
Treasure Hunt
School of Hard Knocks
Befriending the Guards
The Duel
The Gauntlet
The Caverns/Bomb Squad
Getting Knighted
Becoming a Baron
Becoming an Earl
Becoming a Duke
Join the Army
Become a Corporal
Become a Sergeant
Talisman Maker
Collecting Cards
Ghost Hunters Guild
Merchants Guild 65/61/57/42
Jack and the Beanstalk
Slay the Gorgan
Pandora's Socks
Pop Idol
Herman the Hermit
Animal Sanctuary
Got a Pet License
Reached first level of caffination
Conducted Snake Research
Blue Flowers
Jock McStrapp
Smelly Gary
Activated the South-West Altar
Built a Warrior's Totem
Activated the North-West Altar
Activated the North-East Altar
Helped the Royal Engineer
Been to the South-East Altar
Thor in a Cottage
Magic Egg Hunt
North Pole
Training from the Master Thief
Martial Arts Training at the Dojo
Advanced Martial Arts Training: Sai Level 1
Advanced Martial Arts Training: Staff Level 0
Advanced Martial Arts Training: Nunchucks Level 1
Stole the Eldritch Machine
Hook your roommate on Internet Crack
Armourer flt
Alignment: currently Ice
Starsign: Thunderbird
Max HP: 489
To-Hit: 128%
Max AP: 593
AP Regen: 7.5 Minutes
Damage: 2x
Movement: -4
Healed: 5363
Poisoned People Cured: 35      
Hard Knocks Level: 10
Dragons Slain: 353
Trophies Stuffed: 177
Times Died: 8
My Inventory

Yep. That's me. Armourer Rockefellow is also me, but this me is (unlike the other me) the real me.
Here's what kept me busy these days:
And a nice hello to wfpsy, my all fabulous flatmate!

By the way, it took me 9 attempts to finish the animal sanctuary quest. Believe me, I wouldn't have started it for a 10th time.


Remaining Quests

Underground Quest

Musical Training

Currently busy with

Satisfying some Smithing Gods

Ogoun was at 59E 134N. He said: 'Have you got 75 Lumps of Beeswax?' I had.

Ghoibnu was expecting me at 19E 278S: I've been expecting you. Have you got 2 Mining Permits on you?

sethl ansis attwo score andni neeas tando nesco reand twelv esout h : 49E 32 S, 30 Iron Ores

51E 104S. 10:53am: Seppo Ilmarinen's Smithy: Seppo Ilmarinen is hard at work...yadda yadda... You lose 30 Lead Ores.

11W 86N: You lose 40 Silver Ores. Hephaestus shows you how to make a File.

'Ah, marvellous. Thank you.'
You lose a File.
'This is a very nice piece of work.'
'For rendering me this service, I hereby declare you to be a Master Armourer.'
Vulcan claps his hands and vanishes in a puff of overly-theatrical smoke.

Spelling Words



Talk:Universal Solvent

So far I had to spell (19/25 done):

chauvinist, flag-waver, hundred-percenter, jingo, jingoist
crave, hunger, lust, starve, thirst
rebuke, reprehension, reprimand, reproof, reproval
dulcet, honeyed, mellifluous, mellisonant, sweet
defile, maculate, stain, sully, tarnish
3, iii, leash, tercet, ternary
An official from the Council of Great Lords appears, hands you a package, and then disappears again.
You gain a 3. 
specialisation, specialism, speciality, specialization, specialty
countenance, endorsement, imprimatur, indorsement, sanction
autopsy, necropsy, pm, post-mortem, postmortem
cringe, flinch, funk, quail, recoil
bang, bolt, slap, slapdash, smack
innocence, pureness, purity, sinlessness, whiteness
blend, coalesce, combine, commingle, conflate
coquetry, dalliance, flirt, flirtation, flirting
artfully, craftily, cunningly, foxily, knavishly
indecent, indecorous, unbecoming, uncomely, unseemly
bantam, diminutive, flyspeck, lilliputian, midget

Some words contributed by Sertularian:

Weapon Collection

Sai Training: Reached Level 1
Staff Training: Two more Staffs needed
Nunchuck Training: Reached Level 1



Bobby McFerret

is actually a very handsome Rastaferret.
He's been training very well recently. Bobby enjoys eating Bones but he really loves his Tribbles.
Bobby McFerret is 42 weeks old 1% evil and elite!

Trolling Stone

What can I say, it's a Troll. Extremely effective, but enjoys munching away on my Diamonds.
Trolling Stone is 38 weeks old and deadly.

Crazy Horse

My Male Horsie has a shiny white fur and has been in my curtesy since the first hour his royal highness, the 'king, made them available.
Crazy Horse is 37 weeks old 1% evil and deadly.

Crazy Horse is the father of Cowboy, Mercer and Bill.

johnny storm is no more :-(

johnny storm was a Hate of Ice Warriors. It used to belong to darksatanic and spugmistress before joining my little menagerie. He had a life full of hate and violence. Johnny Storm deceased in a freak accident involving a Space Rocket, a Party and several Issues. At his time of death, Johnny Storm was almost 4 weeks old but still harmless


My newest pet and I'm already so proud of him. This fine dogbot killed a Duck-Billed Whateveritwas with his first AP spent.
Motörhead is 26 weeks old and dangerous.


My dear /dev/wool. She's so fluffy and soooooft - and electric.
/dev/wool is 7 weeks old and poor.

My Spell Books

Basic Combat Magic (Level 1)

Spells I'm likely to use in combat.

Spell Mana Component Transcribed
Become Air Spell 1 1 Elevator Orange Sorbet yes
Become Earth Spell 1 1 Poison Apple Sorbet yes
Become Fire Spell 1 1 Sloe Djinn Sorbet yes
Become Water Spell 1 1 Vashka yes
Sod Spell 1 1 Earth Stone yes
Fire-Ball Spell 1 1 Fire Stone yes
Water Bomb Spell 1 1 Water Stone yes
Zephyr Spell 1 1 Air Stone yes
Impending Kick Spell 2 5 Bits of Copper yes
Killing Blow Spell 4 1 Sharp Sword yes

Everyday Enchantments (Level 1)

Spells to get around and others that I might use occasionally.

Spell Mana Component Transcribed
Bashing Stuff Spell 1 1 Pointy Stick yes
Astral Plain Spell 1 1 Water/Fire/Earth/Air Stone yes
Wizards Retreat Spell 1 1 Olive yes
Wombat Spell 3 1 X yes
Wyrm Spell 4 5 Doses of Dragon Blood yes
Enchant Mud Spell 1 10 Mud yes
Thick Skin Spell 1 20 Bits of Bronze yes
Fleeting Strength Spell 1 1 Knife yes

Complex Conjurations (Level 2)

Useful produce I can trade and prepare for a time when I saved up enough mana.

Spell Mana Component Transcribed
Dissolution Spell 6 1 Record yes
Void Calling Spell 4 1 Pocket Watch yes
Bind Spirit Spell 8 1 Candle yes
Bind Elemental Spell 12 1 Skull Gull Skull yes
Enchant Air Sword Spell 16 2 Air Swords yes
Enchant Earth Sword Spell 16 2 Earth Swords yes
Enchant Fire Sword Spell 16 2 Fire Swords yes
Enchant Water Sword Spell 16 2 Fire Swords yes
Magic Display Spell 12 50 Measures of Black Powder yes

Extraordinary Evocations (Level 3)

Some powerful spells I might need if everything else fails.

Spell Mana Component Transcribed
Hurt 'em Lots Spell 20 1 Tribble, 1 Lance no (100 Mana/600 AP)
Enduring Strength Spell 10 1 Daemonic Knife yes

Miscellaneous Stuff


How not to be seen:


Wiz-Arm Speed Run

[09:05:30]	<Albert>	>> Wizard flt has just become a Smith.
[09:06:13]	<Albert>	>> Smith flt has just become an Armourer.

And the Blue Prince quest completed roughly 3 minutes later.


You lose a Pair of Magic Underpants.
The pants sink through your other clothes and fuse permanently with your flesh. 
After several minutes they have nearly disappeared except for a distinct blue tint to your nethers. That's not going to go away, either.
[11:17:51]	<Albert>	>> Shaman flt is now a full Wizard!

Holiday pictures

See two beautiful ladies, me (the one on the pwny) and some other guys chill in the jungle on a secluded island in the Hexed Ocean. My special thanks go to hendsch who made this trip possible.

Funny Things happen to drunk people

You sing '10 bottles of beer on the wall!'
The sound hurts your ears. -2 HP.
You attack the Booze Hound.
You cause 80 points of damage, and receive 400 experience.
You lose an Arrow.
Bloinkk...!   /* Random Teleport */
Bloinkk...!   /* Random Teleport */
You attack the Booze Hound.
You cause 20 points of damage, and receive 100 experience.
You lose an Arrow.
Bloinkk...!   /* Random Teleport */
You slay the Booze Hound.

And here's how it ended. I have frostbite and hallucinations which I can't see, because I'm blind. In addition I'm invisible and will turn into a toad soon:

You sing 'yooouhhu Take onE daOoown, AhnD pAsSsss IiiT aaROoouhNnD!' 
You find yourself shivering occasionally.
You lose a Mojito.
That put hairs on your chest.
You gain an Empty Cocktail Glass.
There's nothing more I can teach you!

Yellow Beard was probably the most lame Pirate in the whole Cityverse

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of 'Relax'.
You gain a Void Calling Spell.
You gain 2000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Onyx Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Memorable Kills/Deaths

My first Pirate and my first Daemonic Chain Saw

You attack the Captain No Beard (1 Cannon).
You cause 140 points of damage, and receive 2100 experience.
The sword slurps up the life blood...
You lose a Daemonic Great Sword.
You gain a Daemonic Chain Saw.
You slay the Captain No Beard (1 Cannon).
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain 31 Cannon Balls.
You gain a Copy of 'Strong Enough'.
You gain a Pirate Hat.
You gain a Treasure Chest.

20000000 XP (that's 20M!)and 88888888 XP!

Flt 10:17, 12 March 2007 (GMT)

Ha! Flt 20:42, 14 December 2007 (GMT)

Favourite Weapons

Behold my new Kraken Bane
You attack the Kraken.
You cause 20000 points of damage, and receive 300000 experience.
Your glass sword shatters!
You slay the Kraken.
You gain a Third-Aid Spell.
You gain 100 Kraken Meats.
You gain 12 Saltpetre Measures.
You gain a Harpoon.
You gain a Plan for a Survey Vessel.
Daemonic Chainsaw Nunchucks
You lose a Chain.
You lose 2 Daemonic Chain Saws.
You gain a Daemonic Chainsaw Nunchucks.

and I got 2 (TWO!) Iron Blings off those two Pirates as well :)

The Gorgan

You attack the Gorgan.
You show the head to the Gorgan. It is turned to stone.
Your Head of the Gorgan has worn out.
You lose a Head of the Gorgan.
You slay the Gorgan.
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain a Copy of 'Strong Enough'.
You gain a Plan for a Survey Vessel.
You gain a Head of the Gorgan.

Stupid Death No. 4

Deciding that I'd just check how much damage Knights who say Ni do, I attacked 'em when I was actually down to about 3 HP... In my defence, this happened at 4 in the morning as I just had got up to worship at a Standing Stone :(

Stupid Death No. 6

You might think I should know better by now

You attack the Pheonix (gen. 11). 
You cause 6 points of damage, and receive 66 experience. 
The Phoenix regenerates, stronger than ever. 
The Pheonix (gen. 12) causes 12 points of damage. 
The Pheonix (gen. 12) kills you.

Death No. 7 (this one was for a good cause)

I should get a T-Shirt: I tried to rob 'King Elseware and all I got were lousy 61 Stones.

You gain 61 Stones. 
'King Elseware attacks you using Cruel Death Wand. 
You are hit by a death ray. That sucks. 
You have died.

Viva la revolution!

Another Stupid Death: No 8

With only 25 HP left I attacked an Eating Tortoise:

You attack the Eating Tortoise. 
You cause 56 points of damage, and receive 560 experience.
Crazy Horse misses the Eating Tortoise.
The Eating Tortoise attacks 2 times.
The Tortoise disarms you.
You lose a Rusty Sword.
The disarm causes 10 points of damage.
The Eating Tortoise causes 10 points of damage.
The Tortoise disarms you.
You lose a Rusty Sword.
The disarm causes 10 points of damage.
The Eating Tortoise causes 10 points of damage.
The Eating Tortoise kills you. 

Standing Stones

You can find my list of offerings here.


Thunderbird -> Salamander (Orange) -> Earth Dragon (4 Iron) -> Water Dragon (Tee) -> Glow Worm (Measure of Serenity)
Glow Worm -> Penguin (Pomegranate) -> Lion (Lemon) -> Fire Fox (Issue) -> Worm (Rodden Berry)
Worm -> Toad (Degree of Enlightenment) -> Fire Dragon (Power Crystal) -> Phoenix (5 Iron) -> Air Dragon (3 Iron)
Air Dragon -> Eagle (Coconut) -> Sylph (Gram of Fairy Dust) -> Undine (Perl) -> Triffid (Can of Wyrms)
Triffid -> Roc (Copy of Battlefield Earth) -> Sparrow (Toy Unicorn) -> Angel (Lime) -> GNU (Giant Snowball)
GNU -> Crocodile (7 Iron) -> Bull (Pineapple) -> Gnome (Pint of Fairy Liquid) -> Thunderbird (Rattle)

Dragon Blood

from (ab)using Dragon Blood I got +28 Max HP, +1 MaxAP and finally -5% accuracy (life Cities is cruel).

By the way: Triffid Stings eaten: 5

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