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Jester Valley Alliance

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E-mail address: N/A
ICQ nr. N/A
Time-Zone: GMT+1 (=CET)
Current Location: Will be on vacation for 2-3 weeks. Positioned on Holiday Island. CYA!
Current cities play time: Between 16:00-21:00 (GMT) Varied times at weekends.
Currently recommend this link (Worksafe)


E-mail address:
ICQ nr. 269145736
Time-Zone: GMT+1 (=CET)
Current location: Back from Holiday Island with +5000 AP!!!. 8th aug
Current cities play time: Between 04:30-05:00 (GMT) and 15:30-21:00 (GMT) + weekends


E-mail address: BlaisedeC@wikimail
ICQ: 148883863; YIM, IRC, GTalk, and AIM: BlaisedeC (at gmail dot com if applicable)
Time-Zone: EST5EDT (currently GMT-4, 5 hours behind Cities).
Current location: Shrine of Water.
Current cities play time: 03:00-05:00 Monday and Thursday, 00:00-05:00 (GMT) Tuesday and Friday, varied hours on weekends.


E-mail address:
Time-Zone: EST5EDT (presently GMT-4, 5 hours behind Cities)
Current location: Bentnob
Current cities play time: Whenever I'm conscious and have some AP :)

Trading requests

Requests from Air

Stuff I need:
Stuff I've got to trade:

Requests from Fire

Stop the madness that is couple dinners. It's just...unnatural.

I have investigated this, and it is not possible to stop this madness within the boundarys of Cities. This unnatural monstrosity has to be stopped IRL TerrorRemedy 15:42, 27 March 2006 (BST)
I fear that's impossible too...StormWind 15:06, 28 March 2006 (GMT)

Requests from Water

We need the following Tarot cards for the Caverns and for Stevie-O to complete a deck:

Card Who needs Who has extra
Fool We all have it
Magician We all have it
Hierophant We all have it
Chariot We all have it
Wheel of Fortune Stevie-O TerrorRemedy -- We need one more
Justice Stevie-O (x2) TerrorRemedy & StormWind
Temperance We all have it
Moon We all have it
Sun We all have it
Judgement We all have it

Please, folks, can we switch to something other than ICQ? The spam level there is intolerable to me. BlaisedeC 15:24, 9 June 2006 (BST)

IRC? StormWind 20:05, 12 June 2006
IRC OK by me too - TerrorRemedy 12 June
Actually, I've managed to get ICQ down to tolerable levels, and I can't access IRC from work. BlaisedeC 17:54, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Requests from Earth

I'd be happy to obtain the required Roc Rocks and Croc Scales. Unfortunately, I am presently engaged in completing the Jack And The Beanstalk quest (currently burning all my AP and magic beans to get a stalk). In the meantime, if anybody finds themselves in Brighthelm, I need a large supply of Repeating Bows. I'll happily pay back whoever can get them for me :)

Update: OK, I'm back from Cloud Land, and I've crossed the desert, and I'm waiting for more AP to hit Brighthelm. Stevie-O 20:19, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Alliance Talk

Since we are now a rag tag group of fun loving alliance members, perhaps we should discuss our next action. Communication could be made right here to start with. So, suggestions. Should we start a band? Who needs help with what? What pub should we get drunk in and sing folktunes with wierd hat on, given the oportunity?

Suggestions for a band name

  • JesterDay - not a bad name for a folkmusic band
  • Smashing PiƱatas - I felt this name was so good I had to add it to the band name list, see link below
  • Sextant Pistols - more of a punk rock band name, but playing punk music with an accordion, a tambourine, a fiddle and a harmonica? Either awful or excellent
  • Jester Valley PTA
  • Black Beast of Aaaargh - Obviously a death metal band. Then again, death metal played on accordion, tambourine, fiddle and harmonica? It may very well become the next mega-trend
  • Castle Anthrax Jesters

Note, some names have already been taken [Band_Tryouts] TerrorRemedy

Suggestions for plan of action

  • 1. Trade and read the books. DONE
  • 2. Make sandwiches DONE, collect resources for Hard Knocks levels 1-10, and make healing potions. DONE Note: this is about 10 days effort.
  • 3. Herman the Hermit. One member as herb vault, then switch. DONE
  • 4. Killing the undead dragon.
  • 5. JesterDay Band Tour 2006. Tour Name?

Remember, we don't have to be dead serious, the game is about having fun. If you want to do something else for a week or so, no problem.

I don't think it's worthwhile to make 24 sandwiches for just +9 maxAP each. As BlaisedeC said (on IRC), i've never hit max AP -- not since I got up to 150 max. I think it's more worthwhile to do the Fortune Tellers quest -- +8 max AP per apple pip. Stevie-O 05:30, 1 April 2006 (BST)
In fact, I think I have a much better use for our AP. For the cost of 10 tarot cards and a pile of AP each, we could do the Caverns -- each altar is +3% to-hit, for a total of +30% to-hit. Higher to-hit => less AP and HP lost to monsters! Stevie-O 20:24, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Crazy Jester Suggestions

For suggestions, like Let's make 20 Glass Swords each!
  • I suggest a band tour, once we play fairly well, visiting every pub on the Rock Soc Pub Crawl list. Being severely drunk during the entire time is optional, but encouraged.
I don't think this idea is all that crazy, actually :) Doing this would mean that we could finish the Pub Crawl quest, which apparently increases your alcohol tolerance. This means that you get less drunk from alcohol, which should improve the usefulness of Exotic Cocktails + Coffee as a healing agent. Stevie-O 03:15, 12 May 2006 (BST)

The Hard Knocks Plan

To go straight to level 10, once you have crossed the desert, you need:

  • 55 triffid stings(50 HP) DONE
  • 55 roc rocks (180 HP)
  • 110 Phoenix feathers (10*Gen# HP)DONE
  • 110 croc scales (150 HP)DONE
  • 27500 gold pieces
  • 500AP

Plan combining Hard Knocks and Healing Potions is at this page. BlaisedeC 16:34, 23 March 2006 (GMT)

If we're sober, we're doing this right now...

  • Discussing plans of action.
  • This game is about having fun, lets meet up in some pub somewhere and just enjoy.TerrorRemedy 19:45, 15 March 2006 (GMT)

The not so serious section

You slay the Triffid.
You gain a Mug of Coffee.
You gain a D6.
You gain 165 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Card: The Moon.
You gain a D10.
You gain 2 Triffid Stings.
You gain a Card: Temperance.

Best so far for me. StormWind

You attack the Penguin.
You cause 30 points of damage, and receive 90 experience.
You slay the Penguin.
You gain a Water Talisman.
You gain 482 Gold Pieces.
You gain a D20.
You gain a Field Glasses.
You gain a Magic Ball.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain a D4.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.
You gain a Card: The Devil.
You gain an Air Stone.
You gain a Clean Bandage.

11 different entries, but none of them really great. Never seen this many before. TerrorRemedy

You slay the Crocodile.
You gain a Card: The Star.
You gain a Merz Bow.
You gain an Air Talisman.
You gain 3 Sheets of Paper.
You gain a Sacrificial Sword.
You gain 220 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain a Stone.
You gain 3 Crocodile Scales.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain a Ruby Slipper.
You gain a Clean Bandage.

Now I have. 12 different entries. One Merz Bow, a Card, 3 Croc Scales + assorted goods. TerrorRemedy

The ghost of Old MacRumfeld materialises and bitch slaps you.

How rude! It seemed so red and juicy at the time... StormWind

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