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Insane stuff I've done

  • Won the duel fairly
  • Firepunched a kraken to death
  • Cleared the north of a massive lava flow
  • Bombed Holiday Island
  • Made my own island
  • Got bobtheslayer to type correctly

Misc

You poke Great Lord Ruthven!
You poke Great Lord Ignatz MD!
You poke Great Lord harvey MD!
You poke Great Lord Yendor!
You poke Great Lord Andrew!

Highest gen pheonix killed: 19

Giant Snowball
Spade ov Kaos
Hoe ov Destruction
Daemonic Chainsaw Nunchucks
Ferret
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Image:Quantumgolem.gif Fun in r'1yeh, messing with spacetime.

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Poison Hand techniques

Squirrel Jab
Slow Worm Hold
Really Large Asteroid Punch
Aurora Borealis Punch
18 Gulls Stance
Young Rock Troll Crouch
Cow Hold
Sgt. Duke Kaos Dragon MD Kick (mimic)
Eagle Kick
Angel Hold
Rock Troll Kick
Yeti Strike
Llama Strike
Sgt. Duke Kaos Dragon MD Punch (large mimic)
GNU Hold
Gnome Nerve Pinch
small n0rx Stance
Esquilax Jab
Small Water Dragon Stance
Bear Nerve Pinch
Small Earth Dragon Punch
Ice Warrior Jab
Beni Elohim Kick
Badger Kick
Small Fire Dragon Hold
Knights who say Ni Stance
Sgt. Duke Kaos Dragon MD Crouch (small mimic)
Ashim Punch
Wisp Crouch
perky n0rx Punch

Cool Kills

Big pig of doom!

You attack the Pig.
You cause 4580 points of damage, and receive 458000 experience.
You slay the Pig.
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain 43 Slices of Flying Bacon.

Bigger pig of doom!

You attack the Pig.
You cause 4 points of damage, and receive 496 experience.
You slay the Pig.
You gain 55 Slices of Flying Bacon.
You slay the Cunning Thief.
You gain an Earth Knife.
You gain 198 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain an Earth Sword.
You gain 2 Mall Talismans.
You gain 2 Emerald Athames.
You gain a Plan for a Survey Vessel.
You gain a Mysterious Envelope.
You gain a Clean Bandage.
You attack the Pheonix.
You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 10 experience.
Your Daemonic Letter Opener (8 98%) has worn out.
You lose a Daemonic Letter Opener.
You slay the Pheonix.
You gain a Daemonic Letter Opener.
You slay Omar the Troll.
You gain a Broad Sword.
You gain a Vorpal Blade.
You gain a Water Talisman.
You gain 231 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.
You slay the Sylph.
You gain 22 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Mysterious Envelope.

Quotes

dragon the dragon sings 'Trogdor was a man...or maybe he was a dragon-man...or
maybe he was just a dragon...but he was still...'
dragon the dragon roars 'TROGDOR!'
<PotatoEngineer> I suppose KD is a bit like Loki in some ways.  He's mischevious,
and his idea of a practical joke can involve upwards of several tons of TNT, but
he isn't *evil*.... er, much.
<Harry> This is great. Nobody's excited about piles of gold or jewels any more,
but a Shredded Bus Ticket - that's worth a fortune
<PotatoEngineer> I swear, KD takes a sadistic glee in pointing out bugs to me. 
Mind you, he is a very useful tester, but he so rarely has good news...
<AndyLandy> Kaos_Dragon: They told me to watch out for you
<AndyLandy> "If it can be exploited, Kaos_Dragon will find out how"
* Kaos_Dragon burns his 9th measure of serenity since arriving.
<darksatanic> You lot are bastards.

Some quotes from IRC during the Royal Race Around the World.

<Albert> >> Sgt. Duke Kaos Dragon MD hits the first milestone! (heading North)
<Kaos_Dragon> \o/
<GlamDistracted> Mrf.
<naath> blimey
<GlamDistracted> I am honored to feel your vapors, KD.
<Cthu1hu> Any north-heading racers crossed into the Southern Hemisphere yet?  I'm going to guess "yes"
<naath> yes
<Kaos_Dragon> In the crill sea. :)
<Albert> >> Sgt. Duke hollyhamster MD is half way! (heading North)
<Cthu1hu> Crapbiscuits!  I might as well stop now, then, KD
<LimeHan> Damn
<Kaos_Dragon> HA! THrough the damn plankton!
<naath> OMG people how are you so fast!
<elseware_awake> naath they freak me right out

During a conversation about the info points quest.

<corellis> how long does it take, on average?
<Sertularian> It took me several days.
<Sertularian> I think it took KD something like 12 minutes.
<corellis> 12 minutes sounds like an exaggeration, but it's very KD. :)

Pet IDs

Just in case of emergencies.

Dook Nukem ID# 9051

Frenzy ID# 9168

Chomper ID# 8992

Finn ID# 10170

Sparky ID# 19204

Flux ID# 19205

Dragon Blood Effects

  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "You feel motivated"
  • "You feel stronger"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "The dragon blood detoxes your own blood" (Woo! Coffee time!)
  • "You feel stimulated"
  • "You feel demotivated"
  • "You feel stimulated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel motivated"
  • "You feel stimulated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel motivated"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel stimulated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel really good"
  • "You feel stimulated"
  • "You feel demotivated"
  • "You feel motivated"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"
  • "You feel motivated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "You feel really demotivated"
  • "Searing pain rips through your body"

Total: -16 Max HP, -16 Max AP, 1 detox

I really need to stop using this stuff...

Random plan strategy thingys

Bling Wraith farming

Requirements: Vault, wormhole kit

Open the kit and go to your vault. Deposit the wormhole exit and any unnecessary blings. Head to where ever you feel like killing wraiths. Toss any gained blings into the wormhole to avoid excess damage.

Rockyhorror killing

Requirements: Lots of fashionable stuff.

Put on as much kinky stuff as you can. Put on a tshirt or other fashion combo that has a higher score so the secondary kinky is double. Head to the mines and enjoy massive damage.

THIS DOESN'T WORK :(

Secret Money Making Thingy

Requirements: Pirate hat, money

Get a pirate hat. Head over to the library in the Royal Palace. Buy as many Art of the wet slap or nasty blows as you can. Wait until hat is nicked or destroy it. Sell all the arts you bought. Enjoy your cash or repeat.

  • Alternate

Get a pirate hat. Go to the rare book store in bentnob, where books cost only 1000 with a pirate hat instead of 3000. Buy many books. Wait until hat is nicked or destroy it. Go to the King's Palace. Sell each book for 5000 (400% profit). Repeat or enjoy.

Fishing Trip

Requirements: Pouches of Magic Herb, boats that can hold others (Survey Vessels, Ferries, and Speed Boats), a friend, an IM program or other method of communication

Get to the ocean, either by talisman or beach and summon your friend if they can't make it themselves. Take some magic herb and hop on your boat, then let your friend board. Now either wander around the ocean randomly, letting your friend kill anything you find, or you can let them tarot something specific and search it out(This may take several tries in some areas as old monsters will die when you 'see' them), even explore the islands and kill a few rarer monsters or just look around. Continue this until your herb trip wears out and switch positions. WARNING: May cause massive amounts of fun.

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