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  • Maximum AP: 501
  • Maximum HP: 352
  • Base to-hit: 89%
  • XP: 48000000
  • Damage Multiplier: 1
  • Number of Times Died: 3
  • Dragons Killed: 143
  • Dragon's Blood Used: 64
  • Spice Consumed: 3
  • HP Healed: ~4000
  • Total Action Points Spent: 5300
  • Total Distance Travelled: 14000
  • Current whereabouts: Off to see the wizard

Contents

The shop

Kepler's Knocking Shop

Quests underway

  • Mixology
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Pineapple Juice, a Bottle of Coconut Milk, a Bottle of Rum and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Pina Colada
  OK. Bring me a Pint of Cream, a Bottle of Creme de Cacao, a Bottle of Creme de Menthe and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Grasshopper
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Pepper Sauce, a Bottle of Tomato Juice, a Bottle of Vodka and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Bloody Mary
  OK. Bring me 3 Bottles of Lime Juice, a Bottle of Rum and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Daiquiri
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Creme de Cacao, a Pint of Cream, a Nutmeg, a Bottle of Brandy and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Brandy Alexander
  • Zombie
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Lime Juice, a Bottle of Gin and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Gimlet (reduced foraging costs to 1/3)
  OK. Bring me a Sprig of Wormwood, 3 Pints of Milk, a Bottle of Kahlua and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Brown Cow (+1 damage modifier, reduced AP costs by 50-90%)

...

  • Manhattan
  • Vodka Martini (+3 Mana)
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Lime Juice, a Bottle of Tequila, a Bottle of Triple Sec, 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses and a Pinch of Salt.
  • Margherita (made me fire)
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Tequila, a Bottle of Orange Juice, a Bottle of Grenadine and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Tequila Sunrise
  • Wallbanger
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Lime Juice, a Bottle of Rum, a Bottle of Orange Juice, a Bottle of Sparkling Water and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
  • Planters Punch
  OK. Bring me a Bottle of Sloe Gin, a Bottle of Gin, a Bottle of Sparkling Water and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.





Ninja

  1. Dragon Spear
  2. Dawn Horn
  3. Broad Sword
  4. Night Club
  5. Long Bow
  6. Sacrificial Dagger
  7. Pair of Scissors
  8. Glass Sword
  9. ummm, forgot
  10. Short Bow -- Brunch Punch
  11. Sharp Sword
  12. Light Sabre
  13. Dragon Spear
  14. Dusk Tusk
  15. Broad Sword
  16. Morning Star
  17. Dawn Horn

Earth

  • Hard Knocks
Level Stings Scales Feathers Rocks Cash
7 0/7 2/14 14/14 7/7 3500
8 0/8 0/16 16/16 8/8 4000
9 0/9 0/18 18/18 0/9 4500
10 0/10 0/20 20/20 0/10 5000
Need 34 56 0 19 0


Fire

  • Potions of accuracy
Level Basket of Plums Seaweed Fags AleFlying Fish
1 1/1 2/2 5/5 1/1 1/1
2 2/2 4/4 10/10 2/2 2/2
3 0/3 0/6 4/15 3/3 3/3

Water

  • Water Skin


Air

Others

  • Merchant's Guild - qualified to level 4

Completed Quests

Earth

  • Initiated
  • Treasure Hunt


Fire

  • Got Knighted
  • Initiated
  • Guards are my friends
  • Baron
  • Earl
  • Duke
  • Won a duel - defeated Sir Wexford Rex with a Merz Bow
Is this honorable? I didn't use a golden gun or a glass sword, but with 10 x 70% at 16 damage, Sir Wexford Rex had no chance. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to live with it on my conscience.
  • The gauntlet

Water

  • Can Swim
  • Learned First Aid
  • Caught the Snark
  • Doctor
  • Killed the Undead Dragon
  • Water Skin

Air

  • Initiated
  • Creature Survey complete
  • Time and Space
  • Standing Stones
Stone Location Time Item ... Stone Location Time Item
Stone I 74E 49N 4 am Fire Talisman ... Stone XIII 24E 49N 4 pm Gandalf Cocktail
Stone II 73E 55N 5 am Water Talisman ... Stone XIV 25E 43N 5 pm Frodo Cocktail
Stone III 71E 62N 6am Earth Talisman ... Stone XV 27E 37N 6 pm Bilbo Cocktail
Stone IV 67E 67N 7 am Air Talisman ... Stone XVI 31E 31N 7 pm D12
Stone V 62E 71N 8 am Measure of Serenity ... Stone XVII 36E 27N 8 pm D10
Stone VI 55E 73N 9 am Clove of Garlic ... Stone XVIII 43E 25N 9 pm D8
Stone VII 49E 74N 10 am Feather ... Stone XIX 49E 24N 10 pm D4
Stone VIII 43E 73N 11 am Jar of Plum Jam ... Stone XX 55E 25N 11 pm D6
Stone IX 37E 71N 12 pm Loaf of Bread ... Stone XXI 62E 27N 12 am Cucumber
Stone X 31E 67N 1 pm Piece of Chalk ... Stone XXII 67E 31N 1 am Sunflower
Stone XI 27E 62N 2 pm Legolas Cocktail ... Stone XXIII 71E 36N 2 am Bunch of grapes
Stone XII 25E 55N 3 pm Gollum Cocktail ... Stone XXIV 73E 43N 3 am Sheaf of Wheat

Totems

  • Totems

Crocodile

  1. Roc (4 Iron)
  2. Sparrow (Pint of Fairy Liquid)
  3. Triffid (5 Iron)
  4. Lion (Pomegranate)
  5. Bull (Lemon)
  6. Toad (Gram of Fairy Dust)
  7. Water Dragon (Consonant)
  8. GNU (Issue)
  9. Glow Worm (Perl)
  10. Thunderbird (Can of Wyrms)
  11. Sylph (Pineapple)
  12. Air Dragon (Vowel)
  13. Salamander (Lime)
  14. Penguin (Copy of Battlefield Earth)
  15. Firefox (7 Iron)
  16. Earth Dragon (2 Iron?)
  17. Gnome (Orange)
  18. Fire Dragon (Degree of Enlightenment)
  19. Angel (Rattle)
  20. Worm (Measure of Serenity)
  21. Eagle (Giant Snowball)
  22. Phoenix (Tee)
  23. Undine (Coconut)
  24. Crocodile (3 Iron)

Others

  • Merchant's Guild level 3
  • Tarot - got my deck
  • Cloud Land - got that b*stard giant
  • North Pole: 76E 190N
  • Fortune Teller - Sign of the Crocodile
 Fortune for sign of the Crocodile - Monday 26th June 2006 to Sunday 2nd July 2006.
 Near the end of the week your social life could become very interesting. You may spend less time with in the east this
 week but you could get a lucky kill.

Dragon Blood

  • 1. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 5 Max AP 0 Max HP)
  • 2. detox
  • 3. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 5 Max AP -3 Max HP)
  • 4. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 5 Max AP -6 Max HP)
  • 5. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 10 Max AP -6 Max HP)
  • 6. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 15 Max AP -6 Max HP)
  • 7. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -9 Max HP)
  • 8. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -12 Max HP)
  • 9. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -15 Max HP)
  • 10. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -18 Max HP)
  • 11. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -13 Max HP)
  • 12. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 15 Max AP -8 Max HP)
  • 13. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 20 Max AP -8 Max HP)
  • 14. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 25 Max AP -8 Max HP)
  • 15. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 25 Max AP -3 Max HP)
  • 16. detox
  • 17. 100 AP Full HP
  • 18. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 30 Max AP -3 Max HP)
  • 19. 100 AP Full HP
  • 20. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 25 Max AP -3 Max HP)
  • 21. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 20 Max AP -3 Max HP)
  • 22. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 20 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 23. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 25 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 24. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 30 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 25. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 25 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 26. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 20 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 27. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 20 Max AP 7 Max HP)
  • 28. 100 AP Full HP
  • 29. -100 HP -5 Max HP ( 20 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 30. 100 AP Full HP
  • 31. 100 AP Full HP
  • 32. 10 Max AP ( 30 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 33. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 25 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 34. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 20 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 35. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 15 Max AP 2 Max HP)
  • 36. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 15 Max AP 7 Max HP)
  • 37. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 15 Max AP 12 Max HP)
  • 38. 10 Max AP ( 25 Max AP 12 Max HP)
  • 39. 50 AP 5 Max AP ( 30 Max AP 12 Max HP)
  • 40. -50 AP -3 Max AP ( 27 Max AP 12 Max HP)
  • 41. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 27 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 42. 100 AP Full HP ( 27 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 43. 100 AP Full HP ( 27 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 44. 100 AP Full HP ( 27 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 45. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 22 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 46. 100 AP Full HP ( 22 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 47. -50 AP -3 Max AP ( 19 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 48. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 14 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 49. 50 HP 5 Max HP ( 14 Max AP 22 Max HP)
  • 50. 100 AP Full HP
  • 51. -100 HP -5 Max HP ( 14 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 52. 100 AP Full HP
  • 53. -100 AP -5 Max AP ( 9 Max AP 17 Max HP)
  • 54. 100 AP Full HP
  • 55. 100 AP Full HP
  • 56. -5% to hit
  • 57. 10 Max HP ( 9 Max AP 27 Max HP)
  • 58. 10 Max AP ( 19 Max AP 27 Max HP)
  • 59. 100 AP Full HP
  • 60. -5% to hit
  • 61. -100 HP -5 Max HP
  • 62. -5% to hit
  • 63. -50 HP -3 Max HP ( 19 Max AP 24 Max HP)
  • 64. -50 AP -3 Max AP ( 16 Max AP 24 Max HP)


Net: 16 Max AP, 24 Max HP, -15% to hit OK that's it this time...

Reading Log

  • Beyond This Horizon
  • Rocket Ship Galileo
  • Space Cadet
  • Red Planet
  • Sixth Column
  • Farmer in the Sky
  • Between Planets
  • The Puppet Masters
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Starman Jones
  • The Star Beast
  • Tunnel in the Sky
  • Variable Star
  • Double Star
  • Time for the Stars
  • Citizen of the Galaxy
  • The Door into Summer
  • Have Space Suit - Will Travel
  • Methuselah's Children
  • Starship Troopers
  • Stranger in a Strange Land
  • Podkayne of Mars
  • Glory Road
  • Farnham's Freehold
  • The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
  • I Will Fear No Evil
  • Time Enough for Love
  • The Number of the Beast
  • Friday
  • Job: A Comedy of Justice
  • The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
  • To Sail Beyond the Sunset

Other Interests

Accordion playing - I've given up

Noooooooooo!!!!!!

I was happily wandering through the castle in cloud land, when all of a sudden I bumped into the giant. He hit me. I only had 17 HP at the time. Now I'm scavenging at the dump.


You lose a GPS. You lose a Card: The Hermit. You lose 2 Breakfast Bars. You lose 20 Fags. You lose 4 Barbelith Talismans. You lose 4 Golden Guns. You lose a Plan for a Raft. You lose an Earth Talisman. You lose 28 Empty Mugs. You lose 10 Clean Bandages. You lose 5 Pocket Watches. You lose a Broad Sword. You lose 2 Summon Stones. You lose 16 Mugs of Ale. You lose a Bull Whip. You lose a Tray of Curry. You lose 2 Short Swords. You lose an Air Knife. You lose 2 Wools. You lose a Breakfast Club. You lose a Bent Pin. You lose 16 Magic Beans. You lose a Water Knife. You lose 4 Sharp Swords. You lose an Accordion. You lose 5 Pairs of Magic Boots. You lose 4 Fire Talismans. You lose a Copy of Have Space Suit - Will Travel. You lose a Disguise Kit. You lose 3 Sacrificial Daggers. You lose 2 Winged Boots. You lose 3 Cans of Lager. You lose 4 Huge Fire Crackers. You lose 5 Pairs of Scissors. You lose 3 Cloaks of Invisibility. You lose 4 Sulphurs. You lose a Dose of Magic Powder. You lose a Copy of Between Planets. You lose 27 Bits of Iron. You lose 10 Units of Sand. You lose 3 Pieces of Mutton. You lose 3 Clocks of Invisibility. You lose 2 Cruel Blades. You lose 19 Spikey Ninja Throwing Stars. You lose a Bottle of Olive Oil. You lose a Sextant. You lose 4 Cans of Worms. You lose 3 Sacrificial Swords. You lose an Exotic Cocktail. You lose 2 Pieces of Honeycomb. You lose an Annoying Plastic Thing. You lose 7 Cloves of Garlic. You lose 2 Short Wools. You lose a Distaff. You lose a Bottle of Sparkling Wine. You lose 4 Slices of Bread. You lose a Dawn Horn. You lose 3 Fire Stones. You lose 2 Air Wands. You lose a Guide to Time and Space. You lose 2 Short Bows. You lose 3 Cucumber Sandwiches. You lose 6 Pieces of Chalk. You lose 30 Phoenix Feathers. You lose a Treasure Map (Beige Beards Treasure) *279. You lose a Four-Pack of Lager. You lose 6 Arrows. You lose 13 Palantirs-as-you-go. You lose a D6. You lose a Copy of Space Cadet. You lose 4 Sun Stones. You lose a Gold Ore. You lose 3 Reznor Blades. You lose a Piece of Torn Parchment. You lose a Copy of The Citizen. You lose a Fire Wand. You lose 2 Maps. You lose a D8. You lose 2 Earth Stones. You lose 5 Water Stones. You lose 5 Cucumber Slices. You lose a Glowing Night Stick. You lose 3 Water Talismans. You lose a Magic Emerald. You lose 2 Pieces of Red Chalk. You lose 213 Feathers. You lose a Bottle of Vinegar. You lose 2 D10s. You lose a Bottle of Kahlua. You lose 3 Rusty Swords. You lose a Bow. You lose 32 Units of Charcoal. You lose 3 Glowing Night Clubs. You lose a Pair of Knitting Needles. You lose a String. You lose 2 Badges. You lose a Wand of Illusion. You lose an Earth Knife. You lose a Calendar. You lose 2 Swords of Omen. You lose 3 Small Maps. You lose 6 Air Stones. You lose 3 Magic Opals. You lose 6 Fleeces. You lose 5 Water Wands. You lose 13 Fire Crackers. You lose a Wormhole Kit. You lose 5 Fountain Pens. You lose a Fire Knife. You lose a Contract Palantir. You lose 6434 Gold Pieces. You lose an Empty Vial. You lose a Morning Star. You lose 2 Crocodile Scales. You lose 4 Sets of Water Wings. You lose 26 Diamonds. You lose 3 Walking Sticks. You lose 7 Sheaves of Wheat. You lose 15 Pieces of Wood. You lose 11 Stones. You lose 3 Roc Rocks. You lose a Fire Sword. You lose 3 Plowshares. You lose a D12. You lose 3 Acorns.

Diary

Saved by Gruther4! Thank you thank you thank you. Now I just need to get to a donation point and grab my carcass. Right now, I'm stuck in the interior, trying to fight my way out with a breakfast bar. After a battle to the death with a lion (was down to 8HP by the time I kilt him), scored a daemonic letter opener - hooray! Killed an eagle with it and got a daemonic dagger. So now I have a weapon that does some useful damage, but it would be nice to be able to kill some easier monsters to build up some booty. Think I'd better find a forest and make me a pokey stick.

Held onto my bonnet for a whole day - thanks Duke Clipperton! I'm enjoying this whole living off the land, hiding from people and only coming out in the dead of night thing more than I thought I would. Unfortunately my daemonic dagger melted - back to the trusty breakfast bar. It's a shame I'm never up in time for breakfast... Got my pokey stick - be afeared harmless animals...

Damn - lost my bonnet. Curse you, Cenward...

I made it! Walked out of the wilderness equipped with my trusty breakfast bar, and made my way to the K.O.T. keep where I picked up my mouldering bag of bones. Killed a few dragons along the way and was mightily helped by the dragon blood. Lost an emerald athame though, I should know better than to use them when they sell for so much. 03:23, 30 March 2006 (BST)

Got back to Cloud Land and killed the giant with one blast from my golden gun. That'll teach him. Expedition was funded by my entrepreneurial activities at the market, where I've made a pretty packet selling vials of salad dressing and cloves of garlic. 00:51, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Killed that giant again. Stupid git. And once more for luck. Now we're even. 02:11, 5 April 2006 (BST)

Just passed the 1000000 XP mark! - the 900000 XP from killing the giant 3 times was quite helpful.06:12, 7 April 2006 (BST)

Died again, in circumstances too embarrassing to detail. Once again faced with the problem of getting stuff when nobody wants to fight me. 05:35, 9 April 2006 (BST)

Recovered my corpse - phew. I had been merrily swatting lost spirits in cloud land, and forgot that they could occasionally swat back. 10 points damage - ouch. Must keep a closer eye on my HP in future. 00:30, 11 April 2006 (BST)

Won a duel vs Sir Wexford Rex. I hit him with a Merz Bow, after much agonizing about whether or not I should use a glass sword, golden gun etc. In the end it didn't make much difference. It would be nice to have a loaded pistols at 20 paces kind of duel, where one, both or neither could die but you get your shots in at the same time, using the same weapon. 03:00, 13 April 2006 (BST)

In the Gauntlet - so far so good. Got through the various beasties and small dragons without any trouble, although Poking the tar to Death took some time. I'm having nightmares about the nightmare dragon though... 03:05, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Gosh, those dragons do regenerate quickly... 03:07, 18 April 2006 (BST)

The nightmare dragon ... <shudder> ... 03:20, 18 April 2006 (BST)

Just passed the Snark ... he's south of 75E 33N. 00:48, 19 April 2006 (BST)

Killed the Undead Dragon, just for the hell of it, and to get rid of that annoying message telling me where it is. It was an epic battle, required two doses of magic powder to finish and several heals along the way. Hitting with a Merz Bow directly after aligning it to Air worked quite well, unfortunately I didn't have enough arrows to finish it off. And aligning it had a low success rate, often the dragon would revert immediately to Spirit. So I finished off with a glowing night stick. Yay for me. 04:46, 23 May 2006 (BST)

Died again. What an idiot. I was hunting Rocs near Stone V, let my HP get too low, attacked with a bow but forgot to check how many arrows I had. 06:22, 29 May 2006 (BST)

Doing the caverns. So far, two altars: 6% to hit. One fire demon: -2% to hit. Not great. 05:17, 27 June 2006 (BST)

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