User:Paplaukes

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Intro. Sort of.

Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johan Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von-Knacker-Thrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabend-Bitte-Ein-Nurnburger-Bratwustle-Gerpurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Shonendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Auscher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Also, I'm a water aligned player!

Just noticed it doesn't show correctly with Firefox, only with Opera or IE. Well, TOO BAD for you! Here's an image to see what are you missing ;)

Quests

In no particular order.

1. Fortune tellers

Fortune for sign of the Sylph - Monday 1st May 2006 to Sunday 7th May 2006.
You regret having to waste.. okay, okay. Here's the real fortune:
Near the end of the week away from the road might be nice to you but the middle region could cause you problems sometime soon. You should avoid over doing it.


2. Standing stones

Visited Worshipped Guessing

  • 74E 49N - 06:00 - I - Fire Stone
  • 73E 55N - 07:00 - II - Water Stone
  • 71E 62N - 08:00 - III - Air Stone
  • 67E 67N - 09:00 - IV - Fire Talisman
  • 62E 71N - 10:00 - V - Water Talisman
  • 55E 73N - 11:00 - VI - Earth Talisman
  • 49E 74N - 12:00 - VII - Air Talisman
  • 43E 73N - 13:00 - VIII - Measure of Serenity. Noooo!
  • 37E 71N - 14:00 - IX - Clove of Garlic
  • 31E 67N - 15:00 - X - Feather
  • 27E 62N - 16:00 - XI - Jar of Plum Jam
  • 25E 55N - 17:00 - XII - Loaf of Bread
  • 24E 49N - 18:00 - XIII - Piece of Chalk
  • 25E 43N - 19:00 - XIV - Legolas Cocktail
  • 27E 37N - 20:00 - XV - Gollum Cocktail
  • 31E 31N - 21:00 - XVI - Gandalf Cocktail
  • 36E 27N - 22:00 - XVII - Frodo Cocktail
  • 43E 25N - 23:00 - XVIII - Bilbo Cocktail
  • 49E 24N - 00:00 - XIX - D12
  • 55E 25N - 01:00 - XX - D10
  • 62E 27N - 02:00 - XXI - D8
  • 67E 31N - 03:00 - XXII - D4
  • 71E 36N - 04:00 - XXIII - D6
  • 73E 43N - 05:00 - XXIV - Cucumber


3. Merchants Guild

Done.

Buyers who.. bought my stuff spent 10+ GP spent 100+ GP spent 1000+ GP
Level 1. 10 1
Level 2. 20 10 1
Level 3. 30 20 10 1
Level 4. 40 30 20 10
My stats 40 40 40 10+


4. School of Hard Knocks

I might do this later in summer, if I'm really bored.

Level Gold Pieces Triffid Stings Crocodile Scales Phoenix Feathers Roc Rocks
6. 3000 6 12 12 6
7. 3500 7 14 14 7
8. 4000 8 16 16 8
9. 4500 9 18 18 9
10. 5000 10 20 20 10
Total: 20000 40 80 80 40


5. YABL(yet another boring list): Cards

  • Card: Death
  • Card: Judgement
  • Card: Justice
  • Card: Strength
  • Card: Temperance
  • Card: The Chariot
  • Card: The Devil
  • Card: The Emperor
  • Card: The Empress
  • Card: The Fool
  • Card: The Hanged Man
  • Card: The Hermit
  • Card: The Hierophant
  • Card: The Lovers
  • Card: The Magician
  • Card: The Moon
  • Card: The Priestess
  • Card: The Star - need
  • Card: The Sun
  • Card: The Tower
  • Card: The Wheel of Fortune
  • Card: The World

Random stuff

Your hat says 'Merry Christmas!'
Earl fjester has nicked your Red Party Hat.

Just in time:

Someone of your horoscope may align by offering a a Measure of Serenity in about 23 hours.

Oh. You mean origami isn't stone? :) (that's what happens when you're in a hurry)

Now using Sheet of Paper.
You attack the Origami Ogre.
You cause 0 points of damage, and receive 0 experience.
The Origami Ogre causes 10 points of damage.

Damn right:

You're hot.

Full of cool stuff? Yeah, right.

You slay the Pinata in a Tree.
You gain a Badge.
You gain 95 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Fortune Cookie.
It was full of cool stuff!

Bang

My page ends with a bang! Literally.

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