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Frankenstinky
Frankenstinky's unique item number is 17075.
He's ALIIIIIVE!
After a few false starts due to a serious hangover, the 'King has perfected a spell to ressurect his dead goldfish. However, it seems the containment field may have leaked a little and ALL pets just got ressurected. A huge croud has already formed at the suddenly very noisy pet cemetary!
I raced back to the shed (our guild store) to discover that Stinky was alive and looking rather bemused. And a lot bigger than he was when I left him there. Best part is: no evil!
So I got to rename him Frankenstinky after all. Nugget has been given to Brindabella to care for.
Frankenstinky (Giant Dung Beetle): Frankenstinky is stuffed! (150%)
AP: 12/12 XP: 27 tohit: 20% dam: 500
Frankenstinky is 52 weeks old and mostly harmless.
Long live the 'King!
Miracle Pill?
I was considering getting a Miracle Pill to resurrect Stinky, but Isambard pointed out that it would make Stinky evil. This would mean there'd be a chance he'd attack me instead of the target, and I can just imagine being on 199 hit points when he does it, too.
So while I will hang onto his corpse (and if I get a bowling ball I'll try and get a couple of Strikes so I could get the pills made), I don't think I'll be turning him into my little Frankenstinky any time soon. :(
OHNOES!!!1!one
Your dung beetle is dead!
Between Flotsam and the Mayflies (and finding a mate for Billie) I forgot to feed Stinky. I think, from the smell, he's been dead for a week.
I am a bad person!
But I wrote a song for him...
Mostly Stinky
Stinky attacks the Bling Wraith for 200 damage. The Bling Wraith causes 25 points of damage.
Dung Beetle (Stinky): Stinky is nearly full. (97%)
AP: 6/12 XP: 21 tohit: 20% dam: 200
Stinky is 18 weeks old and mostly harmless.
Not a Baby
Not a baby but still hits like one.
Stinky is stuffed! (102%)
AP: 12/12 XP: 3 tohit: 10% dam: 200
Stinky is 8 weeks old and harmless.
A New Member of the Family
Bought from the markets for 25k gold less than the shop price. Gotta be happy with that!
A scary beetle hatches! You lose a Dung Egg. You gain a Baby Dung Beetle (Stinky). Now using Fists.
I think I will keep the name Stinky too! :)