User:Sertularian/Hard Knocks Supplies
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Hard Knocks Supplies is currently closed. We regret the inconvenience.
The authorities descended at midnight, with a warrant to search the Hard n0rx Room for "illicit beverages". The Stall Monkeys were led away in handcuffs, which they richly deserved in any case. The store is now padlocked, with an official sign declaring it "Closed for Inactivity". That's the official excuse, but in reality, it was the Erotic Cocktails that did in Hard Knocks Supplies.
Your market stall has been closed due to inactivity. You gain a Crocodile Scale. You gain 906 Gold Pieces. You gain a Roc Rock. You gain 111 Triffid Stings. You gain a Stall Permit (6 items).
You'll notice I didn't get the Erotic Cocktails back when they returned my stuff to me.
We always offer the best prices for your quality used items.
Located at 10E -44N, just off the campus of the famed School of the same name, Hard Knocks Supplies offers a convenient place for all your back-to-school shopping needs!
We offer reasonable prices and generous trade value for your spare items. At HKS, you'll pay substantially less than you'll find for the same quality items at those high-end shops in Brighthelm.
Perhaps you have a some extras of one item, but are short a few of another? Balance things out at Hard Knocks Supplies!
| All prices are in GP | Sell | Buy |
|---|---|---|
| Crocodile Scale | 8000 | 7000 |
| Roc Rock | | |
| Triffid Sting | 8000 | 7000 |
| Phoenix Feather | 100 | N/A |
Adults only - ask to see the Hard n0rx Room with its famed selection of Erotic Cocktails.
Hard Knocks Supplies is a non-profit operation. It wasn't planned that way, but that's how it's working out. If you'd like to help fund our efforts, please donate your excess gold at the check-out counter.
Please note: Pirates are always welcome. We speak "Aaaarrgh"!
Proud member of The Honourable Association of Honest Merchants.
