User:Sertularian/Quests/Martial Arts

From Cities

Pre-Term Reading

• I read The Way of the Finger, which taught me the Way of the Pokey Finger and gave me the Poke of Death. I dog-eared and wrote in the margins of all the pages with good parts.
• I read The Art of the Flaming Punch, which gave me a Fire Punch. I highlighted all the good parts in flourescent pink.
• I read The Art of the Wet Slap, which gave me a Wet Slap. I highlighted all the good parts in flourescent blue.
• I read The Art of the Stone Fist, which gave me a Stone Fist. I highlighted all the good parts in flourescent green.
• I read The Art of the Nasty Blows, which gave me a Nasty Blow. I highlighted all the good parts in flourescent yellow.

Training at the Dojo

Master Ralph is an old fraud who wears sweatpants, a torn AC/DC T-Shirt, and a blue terrycloth sweatband holding his comb-over in place.

• Before teaching me the Brunch Punch, Ralph requested:

1. a Hard and Pointy Stick
2. a Spikey Ninja Throwing Star
3. a Short Bow
4. a Glass Sword
5. a Walking Stick
6. an Emerald Athame
7. a Morning Star
8. an Elf Arrow
9. a Brave Star
10. a Breakfast Club

Master Ralph teaches you a new move.
You gain a Brunch Punch.

• Before teaching me the Painful Punch, Ralph requested:

1. a Bow
2. an Elf Arrow
3. a Sacrificial Sword
4. a Repeating Bow
5. an Elf Arrow
6. an Elf Arrow
7. a Sharp Sword
8. a Pair of Scissors
9. a Vorpal Blade
10. an Elf Arrow
11. a Glowing Night Club
12. a Brave Star
13. a Hard and Pointy Stick
14. a Dragon Spear
15. a Short Bow
16. a Walking Stick
17. a Dueling Sabre
18. a Cruel Blade
19. an Emerald Athame
20. an Emerald Athame

Master Ralph teaches you a new move.
You gain a Painful Punch.

This is a martial arts training centre. The teacher comes all the way from Ninja Island! 
There is no more I can teach you. You must go to Ninja Island!