From Cities

Last edit --smudgepuss 01:40, 7 April 2007 (BST)

Contents 1 Inventory 2 Tube surfing 3 Quests 3.1 Alignment Quests 3.1.1 Earth Quests 3.1.2 Fire Quests 3.1.3 Water Quests 3.1.4 Air Quests 3.2 Area Quests 3.2.1 Thief Quests 3.2.2 Northern Quests 3.2.3 Underground Quests 4 Career Quests 4.1 Knight Quests 4.2 Wizard Quests 4.3 Armourer Quests 4.4 Other Quests 5 Trophy Cabinet 6 Pheonix Bashing 6.1 Level 26 (Old style I think) 6.2 Level 34 7 Treasure Chest gains 7.1 Someone's Treasure 7.2 Teal Beard's Treasure 7.3 Cyan Beard's Treasure 7.4 Violet Beard's Treasure 7.5 Tan Beard's Treasure 7.6 Ivory Beard's Treasure 7.7 Silver Beard's Treasure 7.8 Turquoise Beard's Treasure 7.9 Ivory Beard's Treasure 7.10 Indigo Beard's Treasure 7.11 Cyan Beard's Treasure 7.12 Silver Beard's Treasure 7.13 Lavender Beard's Treasure 8 Standing Stones 9 Satanic Beans 10 Totems 10.1 My Totem path

Inventory

Stuffs

Tube surfing

Bog End Elevator Forest Farm & Castle Westmarket Tor Pumping WC Plissken Palace Library Morningstar Cresent Fright Brighthelm Dump Camden Airport Parky Cemetery Offices

Quests

Alignment Quests

Earth Quests

• Earth Initiation / Getting Drunk Treasure Hunt Rock Soc Pub Crawl
• School of Hard Knocks - Level 8

Fire Quests

• Initiation Befriending the Guards The Duel The Gauntlet The Caverns/Bomb Squad

Water Quests

• Learning to Swim Initiation / First Aid Snark Hunt Becoming a Doctor Killing the Undead Dragon On Call Water Skin

Air Quests

• Initiation / Visiting 4 Cities Time and Space Creature Survey Standing Stones Fortune Tellers Totems

Area Quests

Thief Quests

• Martial Arts Training at the Dojo

Level 1	Level 2
Vorpal Blade	Emerald Athame
Breakfast Club	Hard and pointy stick
Bull Whip	Lance
Sacrificial Sword	Cruel Blade
Light Sabre	Sword of Omens
Long Bow	Morning Star
Bull Whip	Vorpal Blade
Broad Sword	Dawn Horn
Breakfast Club	Catana
Repeating Bow	Broad Sword
	Cruel Blade
	Catana
	Cruel Blade
	Dragon Spear
	Glass Sword
	Repeating Bow
	Long Bow
	Night Club

1. Training from the Master Thief

Portion of chips	Jar of Grape Jam
Plum Pie	Flying Fish
Kraken Piece	Loaf of Bread
Gram of Spice	Lion Fish
Piece of Toast	Magic Bean
Bottle of Wine	Pint of Milk

Northern Quests

• Thor in a Cottage North PoleMagic Egg HuntAsgard

Underground Quests

• Smelly Pete
• South-West Tunnels
• North-West Tunnels
• North-East Tunnels
• South-East Tunnels
• Royal Engineer

Career Quests

Knight Quests

• Getting Knighted Becoming a Baron Becoming an Earl Becoming a Duke

Wizard Quests

• Becoming a Wizard
• Becoming a Shaman / Help Dorothy
• Not Open Yet - Evil Dr. Em

Armourer Quests

• Becoming a Smith
• Becoming an Armourer
• Not Open Yet - Becoming a Master Armourer

Other Quests

• Collecting Cards Jack and the Beanstalk Ghost Hunters Guild Pandora's Socks Herman the Hermit Talisman Maker and Heinlein BooksMixology Merchants Guild

1. Animal Sanctuary - aka Harvey Farm - 'Kingdom
2. Slay the Gorgan - Islands
3. Pop Idol - Islands
4. Ancient Castle - North
5. Dread Cthu1hu's Garden - Deep Ocean
6. The Goodyear Pimp - Oz

Trophy Cabinet

Exterior	Interior	Oz	Desert	Frozen North
Bear Bees Cow Dark Mist (Invisible) Duck Earth Worm Esquilax Ghost (Invisible) Glow Worm Gnome Hungry Ghost (Invisible) Mist (Invisible) Parrot Salamander Sheep small n0rx Small Paper Mache Golem Small Scissor Beast Sparrow Sylph Toad Undine Wisp (Invisible) Wolf Young Rock Troll	Air Dragon Angel Bat Bling Wraith (Invisible) Bull Crocodile Eagle Earth Dragon Fire Dragon Fire Fox GNU Gygax Knights who say Ni Lepricawn Lion Llama Origami Ogre Penguin perky n0rx Pheonix Pinata Roc Rock Troll Scissor Beast Small Air Dragon Small Earth Dragon Small Fire Dragon Small Water Dragon Thunder Bird Triffid Vampire Water Dragon	Aquarian Arian Asbos Cancerian Capricornian Coca-Koala Dimensional Shambler Finger Mouse Geminian Golfer Grue Head Hunter Jason Khadi Killer Koala Koala Leonian Libran Morpheus Morrissey Mother Mötley Grüe Piscean Sagittarian Scorpio Skippy So Solid Grue Taurean Tripod Venemous Eye Virgoan Vorder Man	big n0rx Desert Fox Djinn (Invisible) Large Living Tar Large Mimic Living Tar Mimic Sand Worm Small Mimic Small Sand Worm Tar Baby	Arctic Undine (Frozen Undines count) Aurora Borealis (Aurora Boreanaz counts) Blizzard Glacier Fox Ice Camel Ice Dragon Ice Warrior King Penguin Lemming Mink Polar Bear Small Ice Dragon Tauntaun Tundra Troll Yeti Zebra
Fire Swamp	Thieves' Forest	Great Plain	Ocean	City or Road
Mud Man R.O.U.S.	Badger Big Downer Brute Squad Downer 250 Thief 450 Thief Giant Spider Jabberwock Ninja Pig Squirrel Treeman	Boa Cobra Garter Snake Giant Boa King Cobra Python Rattlesnake Slow Worm	Cute Seal (Beach) Giant Clam (Coral) Gulls Kraken Manatee (Invisible) Sea Lion Shark Skull Gulls Whale	Lost Spirit Omar the Troll Sir Tim Sister
Island	Kansas	Festival	Ignatz' Retreat	Cloudland
Gorgan (Gorgan Island) Mirror Monster (Monster Island)	Chicken*	Hippy Stoner	Booze Hound	Loucee Pig (Flying) The Giant
Space	Tunnels	Other
Space Ghost (Invisible) Space Invader (Air) Space Invader (Earth) Space Invader (Fire) Space Invader (Water) SpaceMonster	Adolescent Tortoise (NE) Big Bat (SE) Diagona (NE) Goth (SW) Minotaur (SW) Rocky Horror (SE)	Golem (Created Anywhere) Kangeroo (Currently Unknown) Polychromatic Dragon (Created Anywhere) Shrieking Harpy (Created Anywhere) Wolly Mammoth (Currently Unknown) Shrimp (Alternate Ocean)

Pheonix Bashing

Level 26 (Old style I think)

You attack the Pheonix (gen. 26).
You cause 36 points of damage, and receive 11736 experience.
You slay the Pheonix (gen. 26).
You gain 3 Air Wands.
You gain a Bow.
You gain 75 Units of Charcoal.
You gain a Night Club.
You gain a Breakfast Bar.
You gain 3 Clean Bandages.
You gain 2 Broad Swords.
You gain a Bull Whip.
You gain 2 Earth Wands.
You gain 7 Spikey Ninja Throwing Stars.
You gain 300 Phoenix Feathers.
You gain 2 Small Maps.
You gain a Copy of 'Lady Marmalade'.
You gain 14 Arrows.
You gain 2 Cans of Worms.
You gain a Rainbow Blade.
You gain a Water Wand.
You gain 36527 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Reznor Blade.
You gain a Magic Ball.
You gain a Morning Star.
You gain a Set of Water Wings.
You gain 2 Harpoons.
You gain 2 Fire Wands.
You gain a Cool Disguise.
You gain a D8.
You gain a Map.
You gain a Card: The Moon.
You gain a Card: The Emperor.
You gain a Plowshare.
You gain 2 Tambourines.
You gain 2 Mugs of Coffee (decaf).

Woot!

Level 34

You slay the Pheonix (gen. 34).
You gain a Mug of Coffee (proper).
You gain a Bow.
You gain 99 Units of Charcoal.
You gain a Mall Talisman.
You gain an Earth Talisman.
You gain an Empty Mug.
You gain a Card: Justice.
You gain 2 Bull Whips.
You gain 2 Clocks of Invisibility.
You gain a Sword of Omens.
You gain an Earth Wand.
You gain 528 Phoenix Feathers.
You gain a Short Sword.
You gain 98 Arrows.
You gain 4 Water Wands.
You gain a Card: The Star.
You gain 5 Magic Beans.
You gain 61582 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Contract Palantir.
You gain a Reznor Blade.
You gain a Set of Water Wings.
You gain 2 Pairs of Magic Boots.
You gain a Pair of Dr. Martins.
You gain a Harpoon.
You gain 3 Fire Wands.
You gain a Zip.
You gain a Walking Stick.
You gain a Can of Red Bull.
You gain an Air Talisman.
You gain 3 Night Sticks.
You gain 2 Brave Stars.
You gain 3 Dibs Wands.
You gain a Mockwork Orange.
You gain a D4.
You gain a Tambourine.
You gain a Fire Stone.
You gain 2 Glass Swords.

Treasure Chest gains

Someone's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Stall Permit (11 items).
You gain an Earth Sword.
You gain a Fleeting Strength Spell.
You gain a Wand of Anger.
You gain 23000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Ruby Bling.

Teal Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain 17000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Emerald Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Cyan Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Mystic Aim Spell.
You gain a First Aid Spell.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain 16000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Vertical Bling.

Violet Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Stall Permit (11 items).
You gain an Arrow.
You gain 5000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Misril Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Tan Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Plan for a Ferry.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain a Water Knife.
You gain 8000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Bling Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Ivory Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain 6000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Onyx Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

(I hope cocktail mixing needs rum)

Silver Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Copy of Citizen of the Galaxy.
You gain a Mystic Aim Spell.
You gain a Sharp Sword.
You gain a Void Calling Spell.
You gain 22000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Watch Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Turquoise Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Hurt 'em Spell.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain a Copy of 'Relax'.
You gain an A bit put-out Bow.
You gain 2000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Iron Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Ivory Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain an Air Knife.
You gain an Arrow.
You gain a Gold Piece.
You gain a Void Calling Spell.
You gain 22000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Onyx Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Indigo Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Ruby Slipper.
You gain 19000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Feathered Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Cyan Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Disguise Kit.
You gain a Copy of 'Relax'.
You gain 7000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a The One Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Silver Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain an Earth Sword.
You gain a Magic Mining Permit.
You gain 2000 Gold Pieces.
You gain an Iron Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Lavender Beard's Treasure

You open the chest...
You lose a Treasure Chest.
You gain a Space Rocket.
You gain 11 Arrows.
You gain 19000 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Bling Bling.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Standing Stones

Based on jmb's page

74E 49N I    0200 Water Talisman 73E 55N II   0300 Earth Talisman 71E 62N III  0400 Air Talisman 67E 67N IV   0500 Measure of Serenity 62E 71N V    0600 Clove of Garlic 55E 73N VI   0700 Feather 49E 74N VII  0800 Jar of Plum Jam 43E 73N VIII 0900 Loaf of Bread 37E 71N IX   1000 Piece of Chalk 31E 67N X    1100 Leoglas Cocktail 27E 62N XI   1200 Gollum Cocktail 25E 55N XII  1300 Gandalf Cocktail 24E 49N XIII 1400 Frodo Cocktail 25E 43N XIV  1500 Bilbo Cocktail 27E 37N XV   1600 D12 31E 31N XVI  1700 D10 36E 27N XVII 1800 D8 43E 25N XVIII1900 D4 49E 24N XIX  2000 D6 55E 25N XX   2100 Cucumber 62E 27N XXI  2200 Sunflower 67E 31N XXII 2300 Bunch of Grapes 71E 36N XXIII0000 Sheaf of Wheat 73E 43N XXIV 0100 Eel

* I * II * III * IV * V * VI * VII * VIII * IX * X * XI * XII * XIII * XIV * XV * XVI * XVII * XVIII * XIX * XX * XXI * XXII * XXIII * XXIV

Satanic Beans

Weapons	Arrows	12	6%	18	8%
	Reznor Blade	1	0%
	Rusty Sword	3	1%
	Spatula	1	0%
	Fork	1	0%
Handy	Fire cracker	2	1%	3	1%
	Palantir AGY	1	0%
Magic	Magic opal	1	0%	1	0%
Junk	Dose of magic powder	1	0%	36	17%
	D8	2	1%
	D12	1	0%
	D6	4	2%
	Chalk	6	3%
	Magic ball	5	2%
	Motar	1	0%
	Old boot	12	6%
	Fountain pen	2	1%
	Watch	2	1%
Resource	Bits of gold	11	5%	15	7%
	Paper	2	1%
	Stone	2	1%
Food	Cucumber	12	6%	128	60%
	Olive	12	6%
	Garlic	12	6%
	Coffee beans	13	6%
	Loaves of bread	10	5%
	Bunch of grapes	5	2%
	Lettuce	11	5%
	Basket of plums	10	5%
	Wheat	11	5%
	Magic Bean/Magic bean bush	28	13%
	Sunflower	4	2%
Booze	Wine	7	3%	7	3%
Beanstalk	Beanstalk	6	3%	6	3%
	Total	214

Totems

My Totem path

Sparrow
Toad	Perl
Water Dragon	Daemonic Sword
Glow Worm	Orange
Gnome	Pineapple
Pheonix	Putter
Sylph	Coconut
Thunderbird	Copy of Battlefield Earth
Crocodile	Tee
Roc	3 Iron
Firefox	5 Iron
Bull	Giant Snowball
Air Dragon	Consonant
Worm	Pint of Fairy Liquid
Gnu	Can of Wyrms
Penguin	7 Iron
Undine	Lime
Fire Dragon	Measure of Serenity
Triffid	4 Iron
Lion	Issue
Earth Dragon	Vowel
Eagle	Rattle
Salamander	Lemon
Angel	Pomegranate
Sparrow	Gram of Fairy Dust