User:Verckel
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Sgt. Duke Verckel MD
- Alignment: Water
- Maximum Hit Points: 660
- Base to-hit chance: 130%
- Maximum Action Points: 736
- Experience Points: 31308117
- Damage Multiplier: 8
- Starsign: Pheonix
- Total AP Spent: 111869
- Total Distance Travelled: 26735
- Dragons Killed: 534
- Number of Times Died: 5
- Dragon's Blood Drunk: 16
- Taxi Rides Taken: 18
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Quests
Characters
Action List
- materials: ores, wood, charcoal, ancient wood, paper, sticks
- 60 croc scales, ice wand
- Master Thief Loaf of Bread
- Northwich Piano tuna fish
- Quantum Mechanic sabre-tooth tiger, 10 fish fur pelts, access to the plateau, change to air alignment
- Ultimate Altar Of Earth
- 7 Iron, 5 Iron, 3 Iron, Chain, Kipple, YDNY, Fishing rod, rusty sword, sun flower, earth catana, rum, legolas cocktail, flake shaker, rum, yellow flower, YMCA, rusty sword, Cat book, misril bling, fire bling, 7 iron, nuff, xxxx, hoe, legolas cocktail, cheap rose, fire bling, romulan ale, water bow, water catana, space rocket, mall talisman, nuff, wool, romulan ale, fire bling, morning star, wool, 3 iron, marwell talisman, chain, rodden berry, shark fin, fire knife, water knife, onion, sun flower, vorpal blade, yellow flower, ruby bling, hoe, xxxx, yellow flower, YMCA, gold, olive, olive, mojito, rum
- Blue Prince
- Master Armourer
- Advanced martial arts 47 pizzas to make
- make Virtuous Vessel
- 70 leather (oz)
- SE Tunnels
Visit
- Vault: H15 (neighbours Gonzometro and theendisnigh)
- NE Tunnels (NE Tunnels map)
- Sniffle Heim
- Space (forage)
Thanks
- To the great Conzy, who helped me complete my deck of tarot cards by donating over 10 cards to my cause. 10!! Conzy is love. :)
- To macksting the charitable, who lent me his midas wand to kick the undead dragon's ass. :) macksting is uh.. gooey marshmallow!
- To ScurvyPirate who summoned Verckel to the party when he was marooned on shitty island!
Kills
You slay the Pvt. Duke Verckel MD. You gain an Annoyance. You gain a Bottle of Rum. You gain a Merz Bow. You gain 8 Arrows. You gain a Fire Stone. You gain a Possibility. You gain 58 Gold Pieces.
Thanks to macksting for loaning me the Midas wand! Don't leave home without it, folks. :D
You attack the Pinata in a Tree. You cause 1 damage, and receive 0 xp. You lose a Quarrel. You slay the Pinata in a Tree. You gain an Air Wand. You gain a Quarrel. You gain 135 Gold Pieces. You gain a Mysterious Envelope. You gain a Short String. You gain a Fortune Cookie. It was full of cool stuff!
See? Pinatas have good drops! 0.1% of the time, of course.
You sing 'At anytime an invitation ' The Killer Queen screams in rage! You cause 20 points of damage. You slay the Killer Queen. You add the trophy to your case! You gain a Record.
Really kindles memories of listening to Queen as a wee lad. :)
You slay the Bling Wraith. You gain a Mercury Bling. You gain an Iron Bling.
Joy! My first iron bling.
Acts of great stupidity
- Not checking the wiki to see if snakes could do 1-6 hits at 5 damage each while hunting in the great plain wasn't the brightest of ideas. :)
Treasure
Aqua Beards Treasure
You open the chest... You lose a Treasure Chest. You gain a Water Sword. You gain 18000 Gold Pieces. You gain a The One Bling. You gain a Bottle of Rum.
Tan Beards Treasure
You open the chest... You lose a Treasure Chest. You gain a Hurt 'em Spell. You gain 8000 Gold Pieces. You gain a Bling of Ice. You gain a Bottle of Rum.
Puce Beards Treasure
You open the chest... You lose a Treasure Chest. You gain a Copy of 'Over the Rainbow'. You gain an Archers Charm Spell. You gain a Ruby Slipper. You gain 20000 Gold Pieces. You gain a Bling of Fire.
Rose Beards Treasure
You open the chest... You lose a Treasure Chest. You gain 6000 Gold Pieces. You gain an Opal Bling. You gain a Bottle of Rum. You gain a Bottle of Rum.
Stuff
You lose a Mug of Coffee. You gain an Empty Mug. You feel a bit better. Damn caffeine tolerance. 100 cups of coffee. You enter a state of perfect caffination
You lose 95 Sheaves of Wheat. You give 95 Sheaves of Wheat to Smith goldfrapp
Bah. Fuck you, goldfrapp. FUCK YOU!!
- Master Thief: cuke sammich, magic bean, bunch of grapes, Loaf of Bread, Fortune Cookie, magic bean, magic bean
- Glyphs:
Iron, Magnesium, Mercury, Copper, Earth, Fire, Gold, Water, Lead - max gorgan sammiches, eaten human liver
