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Sgt. Duke Verckel MD
  • Alignment: Water
  • Maximum Hit Points: 660
  • Base to-hit chance: 130%
  • Maximum Action Points: 736
  • Experience Points: 31308117
  • Damage Multiplier: 8
  • Starsign: Pheonix
  • Total AP Spent: 111869
  • Total Distance Travelled: 26735
  • Dragons Killed: 534
  • Number of Times Died: 5
  • Dragon's Blood Drunk: 16
  • Taxi Rides Taken: 18

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Quests

Characters

Action List

  • materials: ores, wood, charcoal, ancient wood, paper, sticks
  • 60 croc scales, ice wand
  • Master Thief Loaf of Bread
  • Northwich Piano tuna fish
  • Quantum Mechanic sabre-tooth tiger, 10 fish fur pelts, access to the plateau, change to air alignment
  • Ultimate Altar Of Earth
7 Iron, 5 Iron, 3 Iron, Chain, Kipple, YDNY, Fishing rod, rusty sword, sun flower, earth catana, rum, legolas cocktail, flake shaker, rum, yellow flower, YMCA, rusty sword, Cat book, misril bling, fire bling, 7 iron, nuff, xxxx, hoe, legolas cocktail, cheap rose, fire bling, romulan ale, water bow, water catana, space rocket, mall talisman, nuff, wool, romulan ale, fire bling, morning star, wool, 3 iron, marwell talisman, chain, rodden berry, shark fin, fire knife, water knife, onion, sun flower, vorpal blade, yellow flower, ruby bling, hoe, xxxx, yellow flower, YMCA, gold, olive, olive, mojito, rum
  • Blue Prince
  • Master Armourer
  • Advanced martial arts 47 pizzas to make
  • make Virtuous Vessel
  • 70 leather (oz)
  • SE Tunnels

Visit

  • Vault: H15 (neighbours Gonzometro and theendisnigh)
  • NE Tunnels (NE Tunnels map)
  • Sniffle Heim
  • Space (forage)

Thanks

  • To the great Conzy, who helped me complete my deck of tarot cards by donating over 10 cards to my cause. 10!! Conzy is love. :)
  • To macksting the charitable, who lent me his midas wand to kick the undead dragon's ass. :) macksting is uh.. gooey marshmallow!
  • To ScurvyPirate who summoned Verckel to the party when he was marooned on shitty island!

Kills

You slay the Pvt. Duke Verckel MD.
You gain an Annoyance.
You gain a Bottle of Rum.
You gain a Merz Bow.
You gain 8 Arrows.
You gain a Fire Stone.
You gain a Possibility.
You gain 58 Gold Pieces.

Thanks to macksting for loaning me the Midas wand! Don't leave home without it, folks. :D

You attack the Pinata in a Tree.
You cause 1 damage, and receive 0 xp.
You lose a Quarrel.
You slay the Pinata in a Tree.
You gain an Air Wand.
You gain a Quarrel.
You gain 135 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Mysterious Envelope.
You gain a Short String.
You gain a Fortune Cookie.
It was full of cool stuff!

See? Pinatas have good drops! 0.1% of the time, of course.

 You sing 'At anytime an invitation '
 The Killer Queen screams in rage!
 You cause 20 points of damage.
 You slay the Killer Queen.
 You add the trophy to your case!
 You gain a Record.

Really kindles memories of listening to Queen as a wee lad. :)

 You slay the Bling Wraith.
 You gain a Mercury Bling.
 You gain an Iron Bling.

Joy! My first iron bling.


Acts of great stupidity

  • Not checking the wiki to see if snakes could do 1-6 hits at 5 damage each while hunting in the great plain wasn't the brightest of ideas. :)

Treasure

Aqua Beards Treasure

 You open the chest...
 You lose a Treasure Chest.
 You gain a Water Sword.
 You gain 18000 Gold Pieces.
 You gain a The One Bling.
 You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Tan Beards Treasure

 You open the chest...
 You lose a Treasure Chest.
 You gain a Hurt 'em Spell.
 You gain 8000 Gold Pieces.
 You gain a Bling of Ice.
 You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Puce Beards Treasure

 You open the chest...
 You lose a Treasure Chest.
 You gain a Copy of 'Over the Rainbow'.
 You gain an Archers Charm Spell.
 You gain a Ruby Slipper.
 You gain 20000 Gold Pieces.
 You gain a Bling of Fire.

Rose Beards Treasure

 You open the chest...
 You lose a Treasure Chest.
 You gain 6000 Gold Pieces.
 You gain an Opal Bling.
 You gain a Bottle of Rum.
 You gain a Bottle of Rum.

Stuff

 You lose a Mug of Coffee.
 You gain an Empty Mug.
 You feel a bit better. Damn caffeine tolerance.
 100 cups of coffee. You enter a state of perfect caffination
 You lose 95 Sheaves of Wheat.
 You give 95 Sheaves of Wheat to Smith goldfrapp

Bah. Fuck you, goldfrapp. FUCK YOU!!

  • Master Thief: cuke sammich, magic bean, bunch of grapes, Loaf of Bread, Fortune Cookie, magic bean, magic bean
  • Glyphs: Iron, Magnesium, Mercury, Copper, Earth, Fire, Gold, Water, Lead
  • max gorgan sammiches, eaten human liver
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