Cities:Pinata Slaying

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This is an appeal to every able-bodied, right-minded citizen of the Cities to take up arms against the latest scourge of our land, the dread Pinata.

As everyone knows, at least everyone who has small children or has been a small child themselves, Pinatas are extremely dangerous. The traditional method of attack is, well, extremely stupid. The attacker is blindfolded, made dizzy, handed a large stick, then begins flailing away madly in all directions. This frequently causes injury to him- or herself and others, typically with very little damage to the Pinata itself.

Recently, large groups of people calling themselves "Pinata watcher clubs", or something like that, have been spotted wandering in the forested area of the Cities. They seem to like to band together of a Sunday morning, stroll through the woods with field glasses, and check Pinatas off of their lists. They urge regular people not to kill them, as if they were an endangered species, or something. This is insane! Don't these people know how dangerous these animals are?

If you agree, please show your support by joining me in this appeal. Just cut and paste the section below. Together, we can eradicate this scourge from our land.

If you disagree, maybe you'll find something more to your liking here.

Remember! Add yourself to the end of the list, using this text:

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Protect me from the Pinatas, please.

Note carefully: First line is four =, three ~, four =, last line is four ~. In fact, you can just copy that whole white block of text. It'll work right.


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Sertularian 13:02, 8 March 2006 (GMT)


  • Protect me from the Pinatas, please.

Syagrius 20:48, 13 March 2006 (GMT)

  • Protect me from the Esquilaxes too, please! Syagrius 01:51, 2 May 2006 (BST)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Googleplex 09:30, 22 March 2006 (GMT)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Jatt 05:58, 26 March 2006 (BST)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Qazxcv 21:46, 29 August 2006 (BST)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Tulk


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Azuaron


Protect me from the Pinatas, please (also, Esquilaxes and Knights Who Say Ni fill me with horror!). Deva 18:34, 8 April 2007 (BST)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. (The Emissarys are also very very frightening.) Q ali01 03:10, 17 February 2008 (GMT)


Please note that the National Pastime of the Floating Kingdom of Thogistan is Pinata Booting. Won't you show your patriotism by protecting me booting some pinatas? Thog 00:08, 2 May 2008 (BST)


Protect me from the Pinatas, please. Please. Please! PLEASE!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE!!!!!! cheese 16:59 11 February 2009 GMT

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