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I will leave this to the aformentioned Really Bored Players to take it from here.
I will leave this to the aformentioned Really Bored Players to take it from here.
-- [[User:Thog|Thog]] 04:14, 11 July 2009 (BST)
-- [[User:Thog|Thog]] 04:14, 11 July 2009 (BST)
:Let us find a lava bomb and declare war on Kaos Island! I'll pave the way. Literally. - [[User:Heyus2|Heyus2]] 10:34, 11 July 2009 (BST)
== Prizes Ho! ==
== Prizes Ho! ==

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The Department of Ludicrous Actions Brings you...

... the Bridge to Northwich.

Yes, that's right. We now have bridge access from Bentnob to Oz, the Roc Totem, and Northwich. Well, because of the Icepack, we had to stop 28 squares north of Northwich, but if you bring Winged Boots and or Daedalus Wings, you should be able to make it the rest of the way on foot.

(Why? Why not?)

There are many other things that can be done with this:

  • Tributary Bridges to Bleak Island, Phw's Island, Dragon, Caroline Island, and the Bunny Isles
  • Maintaining the sucker. In about 4-6 months time, the icepack should be melted enough that the bridge can go direct to the gates of Northwich.
  • Pave the ocean by extending the bridge. Again, why not?

I will leave this to the aformentioned Really Bored Players to take it from here. -- Thog 04:14, 11 July 2009 (BST)

Let us find a lava bomb and declare war on Kaos Island! I'll pave the way. Literally. - Heyus2 10:34, 11 July 2009 (BST)

Prizes Ho!

So some of you may recall I had a birthday party a few months ago. We had party games. I never gave out prizes. Ooops.

Well, now we have many many prizes to give out, but it's up to the winners to do so. See here for details. Note that Scrumbucket is currently on the clock. -- Thog 00:19, 13 June 2009 (BST)

So we're just about done, and we have something on the order of a half dozen unclaimed prizes. Any suggestions as to how they get parcelled out? -- Thog 00:58, 4 July 2009 (BST)
Jayco/Payco. I've not talked him up as a recipient of good cheer lately. S. Mackie 06:25, 4 July 2009 (BST)

UPDATE: If all goes well, I'll be handing out prizes this weekend. Stay tuned, folks... -- Thog 04:14, 11 July 2009 (BST)

Easter Eggs

sooo, this is a bit late, but "current events" seems to be a bit of a misnomer page lately anyway (should we rename this page to "In case anyone missed it" or "since you haven't been on IRC in a while..." sorry, back to the point. I've got these easter eggs, been offline for a while so i didn't notice them till recently. (I would assume they showed up around Easter maybe? Is there anything i can do with them besides eating them for small healing benefit? Somehow I just expect there to be some cool hidden benefit to them. Like, you know, an /easter egg/? I haven't tried hitting rabbits with them yet. AmishRobots 02:10, 28 April 2009 (BST)

It seems they confer +5 AP and HP; neither permanent, from what I can see. S. Mackie 07:28, 28 April 2009 (BST)

Happy April Fool's Day

Somebody Rickrolled Cities. --Tiltowait 13:59, 1 April 2009 (BST)

Surrounded by "Never gonna's" How disorienting. I assume this to be good King Elsewhere's Fool's Day humour. OmertaLanois 1 April 2009 11:36 AM EST

Enchanted wands/swords renamed

Andylandy fixed the naming for elemental swords/wands that have been enchanted. Could people please document the names? (I don't have any) --naath 15:46, 26 March 2009 (GMT)

Wind Sword
Onyx Sword (very familiar; Earth)
Flaming Sword
Hydro Sword
Dark Sword2 is now Black Sword
Ice Sword2 is now Frozen Sword
Spirit Sword2 is now Ghostly Sword
Neutral Sword2 is now Grey Sword
Shrimp Sword2 is now Krill Sword
Sewage Sword2 is now Slime Sword
Pure Sword2 is now White Sword
Air Wand +1 is now Windier Wand
Air Wand +2 is now Windiest Wand
Earth Wand +1 is now Earthier Wand
Earth Wand +2 is now Earthiest Wand
Fire Wand +1 is now Firier Wand
Fire Wand +2 is now Firiest Wand
Water Wand +1 is now Wetter Wand
Water Wand +2 is now Wettest Wand
Ice Wand +1 is now Icier Wand
Ice Wand +2 is now Iciest Wand
Spirit Wand +1 is now Spookier Wand
Spirit Wand +2 is now Spookiest Wand
Neutral Wand +1 is now More Neutral Wand
Neutral Wand +2 is now Most Neutral Wand
Sewage Wand +1 is now Dirtier Wand
Sewage Wand +2 is now Dirtiest Wand
Pure Wand +1 is now Purer Wand
Pure Wand +2 is now Purest Wand
Dark Wand +1 is now Darker Wand
Dark Wand +2 is now Darkest Wand
Shrimp Wand +1 is now Shrimpier Wand
Shrimp Wand +2 is now Shrimpiest Wand
Thank you much, Great Lord Andrew. S. Mackie 18:06, 26 March 2009 (GMT)
Added a few, not sure what they were to start with Pri3st 23:19, 26 March 2009 (GMT)
Added the rest of the minor-aligned wands. We're still missing the minor-aligned sword2s; presumably for lack of excellent ideas on what to call them. PotatoEngineer 00:45, 27 March 2009 (GMT)
My (if not excellent then reasonable) suggestions: Lobster Sword (shrimp), Phantom Sword (spirit), Heavenly Sword (pure), Black Sword (dark), Inert Sword (neutral), Frozen Sword (ice), Cloacal Sword (sewage). - Isambard 01:16, 27 March 2009 (GMT)
Sewage should be "The Toilet Brush" Pri3st 03:40, 27 March 2009 (GMT)
Yay, we have minor-aligned Sword2s now! PotatoEngineer 00:48, 28 March 2009 (GMT)

Other Alignment Stuff!

At the same time, did he make your name at the top of the screen to reflect the color of your alignment? Cause my name's a sickly green right now, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. density 17:48, 27 March 2009 (GMT)
Not at the same time, but a bit earlier today he did yes. Ream 18:03, 27 March 2009 (GMT)
I just noticed that! It's very pretty, Avatar-- er, Andrew. S. Mackie 20:43, 27 March 2009 (GMT)

Vegeta! What does the Scouter say?

What?! 9000?!

WTF is a Scouter? It sorts under equipment, I've got two now, I'm even wearing one, and I must say that on me it looks good. Dendrast 02:43, 31 March 2009 (BST)
It goes on the face. I couldn't wear my Shades with it on. Is this some obscure slang we North Americans don't get? Dendrast 02:57, 31 March 2009 (BST)
Actually, I imagine this would be easier to understand for select North Americans than for some percentage of the UK, as it's from a Japanese animated show of... debatable worth, in my opinion. A Scouter is, in the setting of Dragonball Z, a manner in which to measure the opponent's chi or personal power or somesuch.
My little sister was a fan. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Personally, I think it's pro wrestling in anime format, which means it must serve a purpose to somebody in terms of giving a masculine soap-opera equivalent.
Some time ago, a piece of Youtube Poop came into existence which contained approximately fifteen seconds of DBZ looped, remixed, distorted, and stretched for a considerable length of time to emphasize that "it's over 9000!" The remix was almost lyrical in its accentuation of a far-too-common trope in that show, the measurement of and exasperation with an opponent's superpowers. S. Mackie 03:36, 31 March 2009 (BST)
Here's the video that started it all for those who are interested. Kaos Dragon 03:54, 31 March 2009 (BST)
And I thought that Anime was just a style of pron. Dendrast 04:12, 1 April 2009 (BST)

Forum Stores

I just acquired a number of computing devices of a rather archiac nature. I wonder what I should do with these... --Tiltowait 14:03, 18 February 2009 (GMT)

And there's different old stuff from time to time. --Tiltowait 21:24, 19 February 2009 (GMT)
Word from the gods -
<AndyLandy> It's approximately once-every-three-weeks that you can buy a hard disk
So there's that. S. Mackie 13:29, 9 March 2009 (GMT)
So you make the IBM-Compatible PC - and is that it? They must be good for something. Has anyone tried making lots and connecting them up? At very least you should be able to connect to a BBS. Schnorrer 10:21, 15 March 2009 (GMT)
These are the GLs we're talking about, where no talk of "usefulness" is going to get in the way of a good in-joke or reference. Who says the computers are good for anything? PotatoEngineer 06:16, 17 March 2009 (GMT)
Maybe if you put a Perl in one, you can play Cities in Cities and build IBM-Compatible PCs while you build IBM-Compatible PCs. --Naimoigiant 13:21, 17 March 2009 (GMT)
Nice idea. But a 486 CPU and you're more likely to be playing nethack. Schnorrer 14:48, 17 March 2009 (GMT)
Leading up to this point, I might actually have wanted a Beowulf cluster entirely composed of 486 machines. When this is done, I don't think that'll be the case.
64 cases, at that. S. Mackie 04:52, 20 March 2009 (GMT)
Addendum: The Forum Stores haven't updated in two days. This is irritating. I begin to wonder if we have missed our flight; it would be rather cruel, but not wholly outside the realm of possibility. 05:03, 26 March 2009 (GMT)


I'm gonna be a daddy! My lady wife Tzia and I are expecting our first sometime around Sept-Oct  :) Syagrius 23:01, 14 February 2009 (GMT)

CONGRATULATIONS! (My first is due in May.) :) -- Rhapsodie 23:30, 14 February 2009 (GMT)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Congrats! :D -- Corellis 18:42, 14 February 2009 (EST)
Maybe we should take up a cigar collection somehow. S. Mackie 00:32, 15 February 2009 (GMT)
If someone's collecting The Vaudeville Guild hoarded a few before it sent the humidor into the ether. Schnorrer 10:33, 15 February 2009 (GMT)
I have the humidor. Still waiting for the new baby, but any day now.10X 23:00, 15 February 2009 (GMT)
Congratulations on the birth of your bub, 10X, and thanks for the cigar! -- Rhapsodie 09:59, 25 February 2009 (GMT)
Just saw the doctor - My lovely wife is due on Sept 18! Syagrius 16:35, 16 February 2009 (GMT)

Anabasis, what the ####?

Some ass named Anabasis cured my Lycanthropy out of the blue few days ago I think. I'm pretty pissed about it right now. Just saying, if you see this guy, give 'em a slap in the face or something for me. Or better yet, stab some syringe into him. - Cameron 00:56, 14 February 2009 (GMT)

Yahhh! You say it Cameron. Herbacious 10:37, 15 February 2009 (GMT)
If I see them I'll be sure to give them a high-five for their heroic bravery in wrestling a werewolf to the ground and saving the human within from their nightly trip to bestial insanity. - Nuru nuru 16:06, 16 February 2009 (JST)
Oh, and I wouldn't bother with sticking the hunter with a syringe if I were you. I understand that some werewolf hunters get into the business because they rather like that sort of thing. Or so I hear. ;) -Scrumbucket 17:53, 16 February 2009 (GMT)

How Rude!

Patchouli, if you're reading this don't think I'll forget how rude you've been running off with my Acles that I erroneously passed onto you on a trading post. Watch your back Patchouli. Herbacious 09:09, 13 February 2009 (GMT)

Although there's no benefit to be gained from starting your own pentacle (I think), it's quite unsporting to not return those acles. However, I think this is best left to be done through PAYGs. If you do need an acle or two, please PAYG me. Corellis 22:38, 13 February 2009 (EST)
PAYG - You think so? I think it's far more satisfying to rant and rave in public! I mean, Patchouli might be in limbo and never get my message - what a waste of indignation that would be.Herbacious 10:36, 15 February 2009 (GMT)
Of course, if he's in limbo, he probably won't bother checking the wiki (if he's even got a wiki account). Syagrius 18:20, 15 February 2009 (GMT)

Patchouli sends her apologies and has returned the acles. She went into limbo when she had eye surgery and wasn't on for a while. Any rudeness was entirely unintentional and regretted.

All allegations of rudeness are retracted. Patchouli, you're a brick. Herbacious 21:45, 16 February 2009 (GMT)

Deep-Sea Fishing Trip

I'm going on an extended fishing trip in a few days. I'm currently Earth-aligned; anyone interested in joining me? My main aim is to catch a Tuna, but I hope to find some Jelly Fish as well. -Scrumbucket 20:45, 5 February 2009 (GMT)

Thog's Birthday Party is over

My birthday party has ended. Thanks for everyone who showed up and participated. A few notes:

  1. Voting is still going on for the Thogopolis Tour Guide contest. (We're on a second round, since there was a four-way tie for second). Please head over to the page above and choose your favorite.
  2. I'll be announcing the winner of the latest Thogistani Army competition as soon as the judges send me their rankings and I tally them.
  3. Similarly the winner of the overall prize will be announced once the Army and Tour Guide contests finish
  4. Winners, please stay tuned. I'll be taking care of the long-awaited prizes in the very near future. After I stop for a day or two to breathe :-)

- Thog 19:18, 31 January 2009 (GMT)

New Class Levels Coming Soon

[15:56] <Albert> >> Wizard omitted1 has become an Archmage! 
[15:56] <Albert> >> Sgt. Duke omitted2 MD is promoted to General.
[15:56] * Alberta smartly salutes General omitted2
[15:58] <macksting> What the hell?!
[15:58] <macksting> <name deleted>?!
[15:58] <omitted1> Hmmm?
[15:58] <macksting> This can't be serious.
[15:58] <omitted1> Of course it is.
[15:59] <omitted1> The background's the same, though.  :(
[15:59] <macksting> Enlighten me.
[16:00] <omitted1> I'm sorry, but I promised I wouldn't give out the secret.  :(
[16:00] * macksting winces.
[16:00] <omitted1> I'm sort of a Beta tester.

Seriously. Don't pursue this too violently; I'm leaking info as it is. Even so, there ya are. New class levels coming soon: Archmage and General. Just in time to take the wind out of Thog's sails party-wise. ;) S. Mackie 00:09, 24 January 2009 (GMT)

I've just spotted an Archmage too. tried to nick my Wizard's hat, the bounder!10X 22:54, 24 January 2009 (GMT)
There are creams you can get for that sort of leaking... :) -- Rhapsodie 21:58, 31 January 2009 (GMT)

The Lists

I just noticed that the 'King is hanging out in the Lists just south of his Palace. Does this mean we can joust??? --Tiltowait 20:15, 5 January 2009 (GMT)

I don't think so. Not unless the List Field has reappeared as well, which it hadn't last time I was there. Maybe he's just haginging around for old time's sake? Either way, you could test it by going to the tent and seeing if you can register. -- Rhapsodie 21:15, 5 January 2009 (GMT)
I saw this a month ago, registered, and hung out in the field for a bit before getting bored and withdrawing. Everything acted like normal, so I imagine you probably could joust if you had an opponent. -Scrumbucket 00:43, 6 January 2009 (GMT)
Yes, I think it's active, you just need an opponent! --Tiltowait 14:42, 6 January 2009 (GMT)


Want a dragon but it's a long wait? Why not get a small rodent instead: Hamsters, one of the newest species of pet in the game! Put your name down here! -- Rhapsodie 02:34, 16 December 2008 (GMT)

Also, note that hamsters have been specified by Elseware to be the most powerful pets in the game, potentially. Rife speculation is that it's involves hamsters having vorpal-like abilities. Wouldn't you like to be part of this grand experiment? Adopt a hamster today! If not for your love of the pet, do it for SCIENCE!
His reasons were much more persuasive than mine! :) Rhapsodie 06:32, 17 December 2008 (GMT)
i would like one i am however 6 weeks in a 8 week process of feeding a gold fish, and and almost loving the idea of a attack gold fish "sik em" Tontoe so in 2 weeks i will trade him in be a really real pet owner then i would like one.... " broke in to some guys house and his gold fish nearly riped my leg off" hhahahahhaha--rea 1 23:40, 20 December 2008 (GMT)

The Curse of the Terrible Humidor, revisited

Be careful what you wish for. You just may get it.

Upon the birth of my son, back in January, the Great Lords saw fit to present me with a magical Humidor. A wonderous device from which cigars could endlessly be produced. These cigars essentially had the same properties as fags in terms of AP gain, combined with HP loss with the slight risk of lowered max AP or HP too. I gave them out freely in celebration of the arrival of my little boy Zack on the planet. Many enjoyed them.

Now, Zack is crawling and has teeth, but the humidor has become a curse upon me. 'How? Why?' you may ask. Well, I have for too long now been availing myself of the benefits of AP gain, but the toll has been high. Oh yes. My max AP and HP are battered to the point now where I have to do something about it and rid myself of this monkey on my back.

My name is XXXXXXXXXX BortJr and I am a cigar addict.

This is my attempt to get clean. And also (heh heh heh) pass on the curse, and in doing so make the game just a tiny bit more interesting too.

(The only caveat to the offer I am about to make is that it be, at some point, loaned to PotatoEngineer for his quest. I thought that might be nice for him). However - he is also free to make an offer for it himself to keep permanently too, should he so wish.

Smoking cigars is a gamble. Some evenings I've been able, through a combination of Dragon Stone use and cigars, to gain several hundred extra AP in the space of a few minutes. If you've got a massive max AP & HP combination, achieved through various means, surely that's a risk you'd be willing to take? This unique item has its price. The toll it takes may be mighty. But maybe *you* could be the one to beat the odds. Maybe you would use Universal Solvent to destroy it. Maybe you could place it out of reach - guarded by Polychromatic Dragons, placed on the corpse of a mule, deep under the ground - a quest such as this could be your legacy to the game, perhaps? Or you could come up with another solution or scheme.

So - my desire is this: Offer me cucumber sandwiches and Hard Knocks itemsValuables so that I may regain my constitution. Offer me many of them. A great many. And to the highest bidder goes the terrible Cursed Humidor to do with as he, she or zhe wishes. (sorry, tenex :) ) Place bids here, we'll go until we seem to have a winner. --BortJr 04:49, 11 December 2008 (GMT)

I'll kick off the bidding with a single Short String. PotatoEngineer 05:49, 11 December 2008 (GMT)
Two short strings, a pointy stick and the promise of my friendship. Corellis 10:21, 11 December 2008 (EST)
100K GP Timekeeper 16:01, 11 December 2008 (GMT)
25 Anoraks --Jpv 19:56, 11 December 2008 (GMT)
A lifetime supply of cigars. :) --JAD 22:04, 11 December 2008 (GMT)
A lifetime supply of cigars and two short strings! Plus ... 100 point sticks!Corellis 01:21, 12 December 2008 (EST)
A lifetime supply of cigars (i thought you might not want that ) and 3 short strings or if you perfer 3 strings...... and a drinking buddy if you are ever in tulsa --rea 1 01:35, 13 December 2008 (GMT)
And to think that I was asked if Cthu1hu and I get one soon as we are having our new bub on the Curse of the Humidor worth it??? I'll think of a bid and get back to you. - Kressida 23:33, 13 December 2008 (GMT)
A single Pure Wand3. PotatoEngineer 23:38, 13 December 2008 (GMT)
Hmmm...déjà vu. I don't suppose you'd be tempted by priceless entertainments. Schnorrer 11:04, 14 December 2008 (GMT)
a seven week old gold fish(not evil) mostly harmless and well taken care of, and a survay vessel in a bottle--rea 1 16:07, 14 December 2008 (GMT)
Ten crocodile scales, ten slices of pizza, and ten pieces of leather. --JAD 17:48, 14 December 2008 (GMT)

ONE MILLION GOLD PIECES10X 23:04, 14 December 2008 (GMT)

One BEEEEEEEEEEELION dollars -- Doctor Evil 23:44, 14 December 2008 (GMT)
10X, didn't you get rid of the Humidor for a very good reason? PotatoEngineer 03:18, 15 December 2008 (GMT)
Obviously auctioning off the humidor at the start was part of a cunning plan to rid himself of 1 million gold pieces. Marvellous, 10X! You have my utter respect. Corellis 22:21, 14 December 2008 (EST)
You really want it back, 10X? You are the rightful owner, so I won't bid against you. --JAD 19:20, 15 December 2008 (GMT)
I figured he was just being a smart-ass. Am I wrong? -- Thog 19:30, 15 December 2008 (GMT)

I'm going to be a Dad again around February time and Zack is getting a little sibling, so I figured I'd need it once more. I'm afraid my mighty sperm cannot be defeated by conventional methods of birth control, so I'm gonna need that humidor again. So my bid stands.10X 23:28, 15 December 2008 (GMT)

Happy to hear it. Congrats on the expected child. Enjoy your humidor, and save me a celebratory cigar. --JAD 23:43, 15 December 2008 (GMT)
Another bid: 5 Spirit Wands, 5 Spirit Knives (used frequently in the Taxing Cellar, IIRC), 5 Ice Wands, 5 Ice Talismans, 5 Neutral Wands, 5 Neutral Talismans, a Shrimp Wand, a Shrimp Knife (good for breaking to complete the military quests), a Dark Wand2, a Sewage Wand2, and a Pure Wand3. I've, um, been hitting the Rainbow Wand pretty hard lately. Hey, dude, can you help me get a fix? PotatoEngineer 18:36, 16 December 2008 (GMT)
Damn, now i have to determine if that stuff is worth more than a million gp --BortJr 06:05, 19 December 2008 (GMT)
MWAHAHAHAHA! Far better you than me.  :) PotatoEngineer 05:15, 20 December 2008 (GMT)

I don't know whats going on with this, but I offer 1 million gold, and a rainbow wand for the humidor. -Stien 20:08, 21 December 2008 (GMT)
As a point of order, Rainbow Wands break after ~10 uses, and in that time you would turn spirit or neutral or ice.... roughly ONCE. You'd be very unlikely to get shrimp/sewage/goth/pure, though 20 wands might get you one of those. But I'll tack on 200k gold to my last bid. See Big Brother. PotatoEngineer 20:02, 22 December 2008 (GMT)

The "Im stupid" game back in town

I just attacked a zu warrior with my Level 3 spell book by mistake. Thought (probably not) that I'd changed back to fire balls after casting AMOK. Got disarmed, bye bye spell book ;( Didbert 01:25, 12 November 2008 (GMT)

You are not alone. :) -- Corellis 21:38, 11 November 2008 (EST)
I lost half of my quantum sheep this way--Solune 18:11, 12 November 2008 (GMT)
It happens. Hot on the heels of that debacle, I screwed the pooch yet again. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger ;) I'll buy you a beer at the next Cities Party and mourn our losses. --Tiltowait 14:04, 13 November 2008 (GMT)
"You are a bit hot, You attack the Living Tar, You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 100 experience, The Living Tar causes 10 points of damage, The Living Tar extends a pseudopod and absorbs your weapon, You can hear it happily digesting it, You lose a Dragon Stone, Now using fists." Oh, crap. Hophornbeam (alt- Dendrast 02:49, 5 December 2008 (GMT))
Prthivi has you all beat. He lost an elite, fully grown dung beetle to a ninja. RIP Leeroy Jenkins. --Ade 03:21, 5 December 2008 (GMT)
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