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Current revision
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- Today's date is April 16th 2021
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Characters:
AmishRobots
| to hit % | DMG | AP | HP |
| 90% | 2 | 723 | 298 |
get me a dung beetle! poops stones!
Pigeon in a cage? SMS to Elsewhere? Does this still work???
Corpse of SALt...
Toxicology! 15e60n
Gather Rivets, to make a brand new dogbot!
You gain a Warrior's Totem.
You feel like a warrior. Neato!
Parappa the Ratzi!
Count Dante teaches me martial arts shit at the Monastry 23e 64n
Count Dante is here. "You are an excellent student. You are well on the way to becoming a master. Are you ready to learn more?"
"First you must defeat a Angel in hand to hand combat. Then I can teach you more."
After a few attempts at the Big Bat Nerve Pinch, he shakes his head.
"First you must defeat a Big Bat in hand to hand combat. Then I can teach you more."
Jock McStrapp
Paul
Brian-- I thought we did that already? AmishRobots 04:38, 30 August 2018 (BST)
Must remember to visit Caroline Island
Stop smelting! You have damn Minrilaxes for that!
Tarot Cards, Need:
The Emperor
The Fool
The Moon
Animal Sanctuary:
5:30ish a.m. game time: adopted & returned 3 times in a row, could only seem to get baby badgers. Is this a function of time, my own alignment? Zodiac? Or what?
Killed a Merry Thief, MonsterKillTable shows it as a Feckless Thief. No other thieves on the table. Weird.
Potions of Accruacy Level: Need 9 to get any effect
OK. Bring me a Bottle of Rum, a Lime, 3 Sprigs of Mint and 3 Empty Cocktail Glasses.
Enchant talismans for Moo Moo Isle! (Trial of trails, eyepod/spell forcing)
sell "mystery bags"
Jos A Wapner
TRAINS!!
| to hit % | DMG | AP | HP | Rusty |
| 91% | 7 | 226 | 499 | BVRW??VW?RWW BVR?R????RW? |
Plans:
Thor!
Northern Quests, Cornucopia, North Pole, Thor, Asgard, etc.
Horsey Genome while we're at it? done! (can that be done again, for better results though?) Should I have been wearing the lab coat?
Get Snake Skins & bones too, for totems later (after apple pips) No, no, no, that's for the catacombs, stupid!
After a few attempts at the Ice Camel Crouch, he shakes his head.
"First you must defeat a Ice Camel in hand to hand combat. Then I can teach you more."
You have to pay. Level 16 training costs:
8000 Gold Pieces
16 Triffid Stings
32 Crocodile Scales
32 Phoenix Feathers (got)
16 Roc Rocks (got)
You are so cold we've run out of ways to describe it.
New Mission: Come Endear the Golden Condor...
Create an Alts Guild?
Standing Stones
55e73n Bilbo Cocktail 6:00 p.m.
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xii = violet light, cucumber
iii "Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Piece of Chalk."
ii "Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Legolas Cocktail."
xiIi "Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Sun Flower."
xxiii "Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose an Air Stone."
iv "Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose a Gandalf Cocktail. "
xiv "Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Bunch of Grapes."
XX "Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose an Earth Stone."
xxi "Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Fire Stone."
xix "Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose a Cod."
V "Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Frodo Cocktail."
Vi "Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Bilbo Cocktail."
xV "Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose a Sheaf of Wheat."
xVi "Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose an Eel."
xvii Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Lion Fish."
XvIII "Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Flying Fish"
xxII "Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Water Stone.
You have now made an offering at the entire network of standing stones. The combined power reduces your AP regen. time by one, and you can now move freely between the stones.
Bernie
| to hit % | DMG | AP | HP |
| 90% | 1 | 299 | 120 |
Currently working to create an army of Elite Mayflies (I'd be happy with just one or two, actually)
Bind some Elementals!
Potions of Accuracy
Time and Space
Trail of Trials:
You are a bit hot. You dig. You find a magic apple! You place it on the ground and wait. After a while a Gnome wonders into view. It ignores you totally and eats some of the apple. A noise startles you and you look behind you. When you look back both apple and creature have gone. Thinking back, you remember your mother telling you that you were born under the sign of the Gnome! You lose a Magic Compass. Now using Fists.
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xxiii="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke." Measure of Serenity
xxiv="Your offering is consumed in violet light." CLove ov garlic
ii="Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a D12."
iii="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose a D10."
V="Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a D4.
vi="Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a D6."
viii="Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose a Sun Flower."
ix="Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Bunch of Grapes."
xix="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose a Fire Talisman."
xxi="Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose an Earth Talisman."
XiV="Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Cod."
xVii="Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Water Stone."
XVIiI="Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose an Air Stone."
I="Your offering is consumed by the hungry earth. You lose a Bilbo Cocktail."
XV="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose an Earth Stone."
X="Your offering is consumed by an unholy gout of flame. You lose a Sheaf of Wheat."
Xi="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose an Eel."
xx="Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose a Water Talisman"
XII="Your offering is consumed in violet light. You lose a Lion Fish."
vii="Your offering is consumed in a puff of smoke. You lose a Cucumber."
You have now made an offering at the entire network of standing stones.
Amishtestbot
Base AP delay: 9 mins, Next AP in: 37 minutes??? Does it slow down when you are massively over max AP? (obviously I'm on H.I.)
What is Disappointed?
WTF?? Why did my goose disappear? where the hell is Fangs??
- Who cares? go to Kansas Farm Supply with a Pet License!
You want a shark buggy? here are the steps:
first rape a cow for it's milk..
neow tangle with a twister for some butter.
save some milk though; you'll need that too..
stake a fiend for his masher,
plant your route vegetable accordingly,
bribe the badger to make it bodge;
kill the bodger, until you're properly screwed.
MEANWHILE...
create a hub bub, and prepare to bespoke
a wheel is good; but two is right;.
get buggy with it.
sing to your screwdriver, any way you can...
now jump a shark..
Your nearly there, just put it all together...
Limbobound
The guards befriend you, now you are a knight and you even pick up a few tips off them.
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ok, so: 1:hungry earth 2:unholy flame 3:puff smoke 4:violet light (and repeat)
Standing Stones Map
Look for bits of zinc in your inventory if they appear, then quantum minrilax poop is quantum!
- Nope!
Born wet.
Time and Space: 8pm and Dark Noon!
Please take note of where each completed quest appears on "Me" page. I intend to add this info to quest pages on the wiki, & perhaps to a special page or table for quickref.
Goal: become an ultimate monster-slayer.
Welcome to the brotherhood of the wind. The high priest teaches you how to move more efficiently. You now regenerate action points every 10 minutes. How cool is that?
The priest presents you with a wand and tells you to have some fun with it.
You gain a Wand of Illusion.
You are taught the basics of the crafts of Air. These include knife sharpening and glass blowing.
"You don't actually know how to swim... how did you get here anyway? There's a swim school to the East, go learn."
| to hit % | DMG | AP | HP |
| 88% | 4 | 183 | 100 |
crap
Personal Bookmarks
[MONEY]
What the heck is an "Undercroft"? [1] oh yeah, okay.
AmishRobots 18:08, 24 August 2017 (BST)
questr some interesting feeds
Need to look into greasemonkey!
/ Wizardly Matters Wizardly item pricing scale
User:Amishrobots/mane (Just My own little lazy list of useful cities links)
AmishRobots 18:08, 24 August 2017 (BST) most of those are dead...
NewMapProject
suggestions
use an empty jar, a key, a long string, and a (kite??) to collect lightning, on mount lightning, to get a jar of lightning, (an electric light)
Edit: zinc, copper, vinegar, makes a battery. empty bottle, jar, whatevs + a thin bit of wire = flash light. Lithium batteries last longer, and can be recharged on Mt lightning, via above method
+add a bit of meat to get a flesh light. using it in front of others gives them issues
I should suggest a "Historical Tour" quest, based on something I saw here
Currently Burning Questions/Notes
Boats:
Bernie has a Rib, speedboat, small boat, Wapner has a zodiac,
wait, who is "Dirty Cedric", and what is it that he wants "found"?He's Smelly Pete, find his Ma & Pa at a tavern!
Found in Recipe Book:
"Make a Shark Buggy from a Half a Sonic Screwdriver and a Buggy."
WTH is this???
Apparently I can not plow fields on Monster Island. Bummer.
User:Amishrobots/testbot
Check out Urban Dead
Hungry Ghost sighting: 6e74n
More leads to HAS: [[2]]
Do white sheets still exist? Don't seem to see them at the general store in water city.
Is the Flying Party still out there somewhere? and where?
The emissary whispers: 'The citizens of Oz are much more technologically-advanced than we give them credit for.'
Why do King Arthur's Knights yell "Run away!" ?
Because the brave Knights of Camelot simply don't know the meaning of the word "Retreat" !
potatoes au gratin
Feeling insecure? Cities now has SSL! https://cities.totl.net Topic set by AndyLandy on Mon Apr 24 2017 13:50:30 GMT-0400 (EDT)
<amishrobots>: potatoes should go rotten
<amishrobots>: So we can make potatoes Aughh! Rotten!
2017
so the game seems to be back on line, just noticed it myself. Fantastic!
Basic IRL Stats
Location:
Cincinnati, OH, USA
Born:
May, 1974
Occupation:
CARNIE! I put together and operate carnival rides for http://miraclerides.com in ohio, northern kentucky, and indiana. I am also their webmaster.
I am officially an "Essential" worker during this crisis. (I deliver pizza)
Interests:
Dipsomania,
Net surfing, html/javascript coding, Noise creation, Sci-Fi, basic electronics and just nerd stuff in general.
horoscope
You are hot.
You dig.
You find a magic apple!
You place it on the ground and wait.
After a while a Crocodile wonders into view. It ignores you totally and eats some of the apple. A noise startles you and you look behind you. When you look back both apple and creature have gone.
Thinking back, you remember your mother telling you that you were born under the sign of the Crocodile!
You lose a Magic Compass.
Now using Fists.
User:Amishrobots/Standing Stones
User:Amishrobots/Reading Log
/personal
Links:
Wizard_Lounge
Marching_Morons_Society
User:Amishrobots/archives
my map of the mall
User:Amishrobots/bernie
User:Amishrobots/testbot
User:Amishrobots/howto
User:Amishrobots/nicekills
My sandbox
Pheonix Pheathers 94
Roc Rocks 3
Triffid Stings 16
Croc Scales 5
Costs:
| Level | Gold Pieces | Triffid Stings | Crocodile Scales | Phoenix Feathers | Roc Rocks |
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| 1 | 500 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 2 | 1000 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| 3 | 1500 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
| 4 | 2000 | 4 | 8 | 8 | 4 |
| n | 500*n | n | 2*n | 2*n | n |
breaking a (custom)talisman to the mysterious city of gold and lead:
As you break the Talisman (Mysterious City of Gold a) you are engulfed in a vortex. The 'king has disabled this talisman. Sorry.
You attack the Rat. You cause 10 points of damage, and receive 10 experience. You slay the Rat. You gain 2 Gold Pieces. You gain an A bit put-out Bow.
Stinky Undead Dragon
One of my proudest moments of (intentional) stupidity: [Stinky!]
Monkasterys!
Jos A Wapner:
st lukes (earth city)
100e3n location does not exist??
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77E 82N DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!1
Amishrobots
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Amishrobots:23E 64N DING!DING!DING!
ALchemy
Need: Sulfur,Water, earth, .. or is it air?
My best guess with the apparent clues given:
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